Metalocalypse is Back! With a Vengence………..
The guys return with the typical insanity as we all know and love….
Apart from the new intro, rippin guitar riff and more eppilittic flashing lights than we know what to do with, there is the satan pit of death and of course piles of dismembered bodies….
So whats changed you ask……… nothing and thats why we come back for the begining of season two….
Here is the breakdown:
Season two starts with the pits of hell…. the realm of Mr. Cellatzia (who is he – well I think we all know he is not a fan of Dethklok? or is he?) So from the pits of hell to the office of doctors trying to explain to the general who or what actually happened after the season ending mission.
The Cardinal is dead? and as usual he is now heavily medicated with the Dr. being quite questioning when it comes to him remembering? Thus medicated to forget…..
No more public appearences and people no longer actually needing gas leads to a press confrence with the president and him altering the look of his face with a shotgun…. See shotguns are good for politics….the beauty is the president actually feels personally responsible for the demise of the band and its importance to all of us as citizens of the world of metal.
The Manager (hands down our favortie character here) is pushing the new record but as usual Pickles and everyone are whining at his persistance….
The pelvic thrust mace belt makes its first appearance… but after a few hours of macing each others balls… they are back in the hot tub freeballing and still not able to understand Skwisgaar…
ITS GOTTA BE BRUTAL – the largest single act of capital punishment begins….EXECUTION ………. Dethklok is SCUM…… what will happen? from the ground comes the drill of death and the most brutal stage ever seen so far in the existance of the band…. missles fly and targeting begins of the masses to be killed in the capital punishment that most actually signed up to be part of…. MURDER……….body parts flying…..lasers……brutal guitar…..dddddddddd dying…………
Flamethrowers….. blood……
Histories worst prison excape? Yep…. seems another plan goes to hell….reporters say…
Pickles cannot play tennis…..and the guys are sorry for calling the Manager a robot but as usual do not care about anything….
The New Album is on the way, or is it?….. and pickles is never happy as usual….and Murderface cannot get over the look of his boots…
Senator Stampingston sums up the day with DETHKLOK IS BACK!!!!!!!
And with that this episode comes to a close and all of us are relieved that our weekends can come to a close with the typical insanity we expect from Dethklok…..
BRUTAL!
Side note:
Pick up the new album in the DELUXE Version… get all the songs and get them NOW!
