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Metalocalypse Shirt

Looking for a quick and silent way to let others know that while you may be outwardly hilarious, you are also a ticking time bomb of metal rage? Let this handsome, combed cotton Metalocalypse tee be the wearable indication of your complex persona. Soft to the touch but hard on the mind, with a subtly terrifying Metalocalypse insignia on the front and Dethklok tour dates (and the resulting disasters) chronicled on the back, your shirt will tell others: “Let’s talk animation. If I don’t kill you.”

• Gray on black design perfect representation of your mood
• American made, so it’s less likely to cause lead poisoning
• Crew neck design fits your crew shaped throat
• Tour schedule triples your knowledge of Scandinavian geography

• -This item can be gift-boxed.
• -This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A. and Canada.
• -SKU: MTLASMT01