Top 10 Songs for Season 1 - Must check the link…
Ridiculous yet legitimately menacing is no longer the sole domain of rap artists. You remember when you first realized that the music in Metalocalypse actually kicked ass? Surely some felt it right away while others came around slowly, their brains trying to rectify comedy - animated comedy no less - with face pounding metal. Well, to you with the slow brains: wake up, jackoff. You should have known right away.
10.
Detheme
“Doodily ding dong tick tock…”
Getting pumped to watch a cartoon. For good or bad, we all understand what that means.
9.
I Can’t Wait to Be Brutal
“I longed for pretty things but now that’s changed. I long for murder…”
One girl’s innocent and heartfelt desire to murder reminds us all just how precious every moment you’re not being murdered is.
8.
Go Forth and Die
“Now you’ve graduated, mind is mutilated, thrust into the world…”
Best men out there - look no further for your rehearsal dinner speech.
7.
Briefcase Full of Guts
“You’ve got your tools of business…”
We’re always leaving our guts in our other briefcase.
6.
Fan Song
“You masturbate on the sheets your mothers clean for you…”
When Dethklok sings to their fans, you can feel that the hatred is straight from the heart.
5.
Bloodrocuted
“Blood is an energy conductor. I am full of that, all I need is an outlet…”
The lyrics tell the story of a wrongly accused electrician’s craftiness. The video tells the story of a magic demon sticker. Discuss.
4.
Birthday Dethday
“Biological discordance, birthday equals self abhorrence…”
A lot of restaurants now sing this when they bring the cake out. It’s still embarrassing.
3.
I’m Just a Rock & Roll Clown
“Gonna blow White Christmas up my nose…”
Our mother hired Rockzo for our fifth birthday party. The year we asked for pony rides brought a bit of a surprise too.
2.
Thunderhorse
“Revenge… thunder… horse… thunder…”
Does it seem like Nathan’s blaming his horse for his behavior here? Because I didn’t see that horse chopping anyone in half.
1.
Duncan Hills Jingle
“The Duncan Hills will wake you from a thousand deaths…”
Well, they hit a couple of the major sale points. Not sure “cup of blackened blood” was one of them….
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