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Dethwedding - Link - Review it and earn Dethklok crap…. Updated 5/19
Dethklok takes over the wedding of Seth - Pickles Brother… The Weird, greedy, drunk, dick….
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REVIEW#1
“I’ve never seen so much blood at a wedding”
Oh great! That asshole Seth is back. And he’s getting married. Why anyone would want to get married is beyond me…but…whatever.
Wisconsin must be a pretty awesome place because i’ve never seen chicks that hot in a strip club before. I’m just glad they weren’t all over Toki. I’d have gotten jealous.
I have a theory about Seth’s inability to speak clearly. I think its because he’s already so gay that his man vagina was too loose for the other inmates so they used his mouth up instead.
Its hilarious watching Pickles deal with his asshole brother. But its even better when he snaps and beats the crap out of him. But I guess there’s one good thing for Seth, he finally gets a job within Dethklok. Hopefully he’ll get killed like the guy he replaced.
Great episode, but needed more Toki.
REVIEW #2
Well I Will have to say this was a brutal episode one of my favorites. first I want to say that Seth is a greedy drunk. all he wants is pickles money and shows how much of a dick he really is.
Weddings bring a family together and it shows how much we really hate each other . It doesn’t matter how nice we pretend to be we just want to kill each other. I couldn’t understand why pickles hated him so much. and I’ve never seen so much blood at a wedding it is actually scary. But at the same time very brutal.
Seth tried to change his ways on the outside but was still an alcoholic on the inside. alcoholism is a disease. the only reason Seth invited pickles was so he could get rich and get a great gift instead of a lam blender which in my opinion was an awesome gift. I think murder face should have talked a bit more and made it more interesting for me to pay attention too. The strippers were amazingly hot and pickles just denied them which was hilarious. In my opinion it was one of the best
I GIVE IT A 9.5 OUT OF 10
REVIEW #3
First of all I would like to say that it was about time for an episode to be all about Pickles! I can’t get enough of him! This episode really delivered. Death, blood, marriage, family hatred, and oh did I mention lots of Pickles? I can’t pick a favorite part. It was all too great, but if I had to it would have to be either the part where Pickles tries to escape and go home or the part where they were in the strip club. However I did NOT like the fact that 2 skanky strippers were all over my man. And Toki drunk is great too. So all in all I would give it a big 2 thumbs up rolled up and smoked by Murderface!
PwnyXpress
REVIEW #4
This episode was one of my favorite-no, scratch that-my MOST FAVORITE episode of the whole series.
Not only is it funny, but bits and pieces of this episode foreshadow of what might become of Dethklok and the “Metalocalypse”, like how the front man of the “Revengencers”’s silhouette seems a little familiar to a certain someone, Seth’s becoming head of Dethklok Australia, and the menacing gleam in his baby’s eyes. These could lead up to something big in the series.
Or I could just be over analyzing things.
But in all honestly, the main highlight of this episode, for me, was just how the characters acted. Pickles’ being distraught after having to actually be AROUND his brother, Dethklok’s insensitivity towards (and the humor they get out of) the situation, and, of course, drunken Toki.
This episode was well worth the wait, and reminded me of how much I loved Metalocalypse and Dethklok. If I were to rate this episode, it would get a 25/10, hands down.
Aru
REVIEW #5
At last Dethklok returns with a new episode and this time it’s filled with killing, alcohol abuse, absolute disregard for each other and the constant harmonic squawk that covers up curse word after curse word after mother f***ing curse word. Wait, that’s all episodes! This one happens to capture the band focusing its collective adolescent ribbing on Pickles, again. Considering the fact that they got roped into playing a wedding reception in Tomahawk, Wisconsin, for cristsakes, he really deserved a severe beating. I guess when you take something as crappy as a wedding, and then factor in the off the chart level of douchebagginess of Seth and the rest of the family, we’re probably lucky that didn’t hang himself out of shame and disgust. That would suck but probably be pretty cool to watch.
Miketallica
REVIEW #6
this is an episode that confused me because so much happened. my only complaint is that it was all too much to take in. but at the same time it was all awesome. out of all that happened there were 5 specific things that made this episode great. first of all - seth’s fiance. every time she said nothing was pure comedic genius. the second thing was not so much the bachelor party, but the way dethklok looked the morning after. third - the guy at the wedding that talks about learning to play the piano. that scene is important and sums up “weddings†and all the horror involved with them. Number four - toki puking. aaaaaaaand finally skwisgaar’s explanation about animals scampering away into the night.
so in conclusion this episode is filled with lots of memorable moments and will induce terrifying “being at a wedding†flashbacks.
Mizzle
REVIEW #7
First off, lemme just say that this episode was on my top 10 most brutal list, probably being in second place. Ahhh, a bloody wedding… Who hasn’t wished one one someone they know in the past?
This episode kind of takes me back to when Dethklok’s families came to visit them, and revealed themselves to be straight up pains in the ass. After watching that episode, I was firmly set on how much of a douche bag Seth is, but this is the icing on the cake. All he is out to do is make a quick, easy buck off of his brother and friends. I was really hoping that he would have been killed, but for some unforeseen reason, he continues to live. I think if anyone, Nathan Explosion will be the one to solve that problem for us. Overall, it was an awesome episode, and I must say that Toki being drunk was just comical genius, and I can’t wait until I see Dethklok at Town Ballroom in Buffalo, New York on June 22nd. I’ve already bought my ticket, and plan on partying Dethklok style afterwards, then going postal on my coworkers the next day when they complain about me reeking of booze. Keep it deadly folks~
Death Trip
REVIEW #8
‘Dethwedding’ was one of my favorite episodes so far for Season 2. The quote provided was hilarious, but my fave is Skwisgaar’s, “Weddings only good for two things: tax breaks and adultery. I think you know it.â€
Could not agree more, Skiwsgaar.
Also, if you look closely at the end credits where Seth is standing with the baby in his arms you can just make out the baby’s eyes glowing white. Seems like he just might have a future in raising some hell… Something to keep our own eyes open for.
I loved seeing the guys in suits. While they did wear suits at the Blood Ocean premiere, they were pretty corny, what with the red bowties and all. Not Dethklok at all, but then that was the point. In ‘Dethwedding’ their suits are, well… closer to their personalities. Darker, more individualized. It serves as a good example of the slight changes in the animation style of Season 2: tighter, slightly more realistic and with a greater variance of facial expressions and body language.
All in all, great episode. Looking forward to finding out just how much trouble Seth can kindle with his newfound power, not to mention his newborn child.
Brendon and Tommy: great job once again, guys. You know how to keep us Klokateers amused!
Stitch
REVIEW #8
Although this episode was (in my opinion) not as hilarious as ‘Bluesklok’ and ‘Dethwater’, it was still great. The episode totally captured the awkwardness of a bad bachelor party and the uncomfortable wedding reception.
The guitar solo during Dethklok’s performance was, as usual, outstanding.Also, this episode has some of the best one-liners from Skwisgaar and Toki yet.
†Yeah, the pig sirens is going offs… scrambles!â€
“You can’t pay for this, its like an eclipse or something, you just gotta be there.â€
dimdoll
REVIEW #9
Dethwedding - was one of my favorite episodes so far for Season 2. The quote provided by your guys IS hilarious, but my personal fave is Skwisgaar’s, Weddings only good for two things: tax breaks and adultery. I think you know it.
Could not agree more, Skwisgaar.
Seth, Seth, Seth. He lives up to his reputation threefold in this new episode; his reaction to to the wedding gift makes you just want to stick his face into that blender and be done with it. But alas; we need him for future episode fodder, because the Tribunal’s menace pales in comparison to Seth’s money-grubbing, slurred malcontent with all things Dethklok. We will no doubt be seeing more of him.
Also, an interesting aside: if you look closely at the end credits where Seth is standing with the baby in his arms you can just make out the baby’s eyes glowing white. Seems like he just might have a future in raising some hell, just like good old Dad. Something to keep our own eyes open for.
I loved seeing the guys in suits. While they did wear suits at the Blood Ocean premiere, they were pretty corny, what with the red bowties and all. Not Dethklok at all, but then that was the point. In Dethwedding their suits are, well closer to their personalities. Darker, more individualized. It serves as a good example of the slight changes in the animation style of Season 2: tighter, slightly more realistic and with a greater variance of facial expressions and body language.
And of course, who can forget drunk Toki? Is it possible that he’s even MORE endearing whilst intoxicated? Judging from fan reaction, yes indeedy.
All in all, great episode. Looking forward to finding out just how much trouble Seth can kindle with his newfound power, not to mention his newborn child.
Brendon and Tommy: great job once again, guys. You know how to keep us Klokateers amused!
-Stitch
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1 commentTop 10 Songs for Season 1 - Must check the link…
Ridiculous yet legitimately menacing is no longer the sole domain of rap artists. You remember when you first realized that the music in Metalocalypse actually kicked ass? Surely some felt it right away while others came around slowly, their brains trying to rectify comedy - animated comedy no less - with face pounding metal. Well, to you with the slow brains: wake up, jackoff. You should have known right away.
10.
Detheme
“Doodily ding dong tick tock…”
Getting pumped to watch a cartoon. For good or bad, we all understand what that means.
9.
I Can’t Wait to Be Brutal
“I longed for pretty things but now that’s changed. I long for murder…”
One girl’s innocent and heartfelt desire to murder reminds us all just how precious every moment you’re not being murdered is.
8.
Go Forth and Die
“Now you’ve graduated, mind is mutilated, thrust into the world…”
Best men out there - look no further for your rehearsal dinner speech.
7.
Briefcase Full of Guts
“You’ve got your tools of business…”
We’re always leaving our guts in our other briefcase.
6.
Fan Song
“You masturbate on the sheets your mothers clean for you…”
When Dethklok sings to their fans, you can feel that the hatred is straight from the heart.
5.
Bloodrocuted
“Blood is an energy conductor. I am full of that, all I need is an outlet…”
The lyrics tell the story of a wrongly accused electrician’s craftiness. The video tells the story of a magic demon sticker. Discuss.
4.
Birthday Dethday
“Biological discordance, birthday equals self abhorrence…”
A lot of restaurants now sing this when they bring the cake out. It’s still embarrassing.
3.
I’m Just a Rock & Roll Clown
“Gonna blow White Christmas up my nose…”
Our mother hired Rockzo for our fifth birthday party. The year we asked for pony rides brought a bit of a surprise too.
2.
Thunderhorse
“Revenge… thunder… horse… thunder…”
Does it seem like Nathan’s blaming his horse for his behavior here? Because I didn’t see that horse chopping anyone in half.
1.
Duncan Hills Jingle
“The Duncan Hills will wake you from a thousand deaths…”
Well, they hit a couple of the major sale points. Not sure “cup of blackened blood” was one of them….
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