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Official Painwaiver?

June 16th, 2008 | Category: Special Offers

Yeh I would not fill it out……

DETHKLOK CONCERT
"PAIN WAIVER"
Standard Issue
As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen

I, _________________________, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.

Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.
I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed, though I will be thanked for dying should this be a filmed event going straight to the DVD marketplace, but NOT if this is a filmed IMAX event (as credit space is limited).

Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during this concert that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.

Finally, thank you for coming to see DETHKLOK live. We understand you have many METAL concert choices out there and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.

_________________________
Printed Name
_________________________
Signature
_________________________
Date
_________________________
Social Security #
_________________________
Bank Account, Credit card and PIN Number

 

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7 Comments so far

  1. DethFan666 June 18th, 2008 4:31 am

    i would cept the last 2 lines there…hell for DETHKLOK i would…whats the worst that could happen, they, being billionaires, look upon each waiver and take everyones identity? nah crozier would be on them faster then

  2. #1 DETHKLOK fan June 18th, 2008 9:31 pm

    Totally worth it, I would sign it

  3. Jackson June 19th, 2008 2:08 am

    LOL, i might see them tomorrow. I’d sign that shit in a second

  4. J1G 5A11 June 20th, 2008 3:33 pm

    All hail DETHKLOK!!!!!!! Sign the waiver!!!!!

  5. Derek June 20th, 2008 5:33 pm

    I will be signing as well as I will also be representing my wife and my 26 children on the pain waiver. ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY DETHKLOK!!! BRUTAL!!!

  6. Shifty Methods June 25th, 2008 2:17 am

    I got one of those sitting in front of me right now. Thankfully everyone in Buffalo, NY was spared a hammer-smashing. Absolutly brutal show!

  7. Johny June 25th, 2008 2:06 pm

    haha, hell yeah! DETHKLOK rulz, id sighn tha waiver w/o a doubt! ur a pussy if u wuldnt!

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