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TONIGHT on adult swim- METALOCALYPSE HALF HOUR SEASON FINALE- MIDNIGHT
TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT on [adult swim]
BLACK FIRE UPON US- THE HALF HOUR SEASON FINALE.
Beware because the times are about to get very very dark.
Tonight you will learn will learn many things.
You will learn of your vulnerability.
You will learn of danger.
And you will learn how to suck your own dick.
And is it true that one of us will die?
Watch what people are calling the BEST episode of all the seasons!
Check it out fuckers.
and then go die.
In the meantime stay tuned because we will have news of the release of new "things".
But before that- watch. then die.
See you soon.
NATHAN EXPLOSION
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“In the meantime stay tuned because we will have news of the release of new “things”. ”
I got goosebumps reading that…..
THE NEW ALBUM IS APON US!!!! BOW DOWN TO DETHKLOK!!! BOW DOWN!!!!
“And is it true one of us will die?”
I refuse to believe he’s dead!!! Dx SAY IT ISN’T TRUE, BRENDON!! SAY IT ISN’T TRUEEEE!! T-T
‘In the meantime stay tuned because we will have news of the release of new “things”.’
ARGHHGHGGDDJW!! I NEED A RELEASE DATE FOR THE NEW ALBUM BEFORE I KILLS MYSELF IN ANTICIPATION!!
Need new “things” desperatly.
Ofdensen will be fine. He’s too cool a character to kill off. Metalocalypse would NOT be the same without him.
Ofdensen is fine - they saved the band’s chef and he looked like shit. All he got was an arrow through the chest - thats an easy fix.
I just got my Dethalbum on LP…. now i’m flippin out about album #2….. go die