Christmas Eve – DVD Give-A-Way…..Email us NOW!
Thursday, December 25, 2008
1 Copy of the Season 2 DVD up for grabs tonight…..
Email: info@dethklok.org
Include your sob story of why your Christmas Eve sucks ass… and win the DVD..
Best Story Wins!..
A bit of metal for your brutal eve…
BALLS DEEP GIVE ME THE DVD
Waking up to my nieces’ Hana Montana cd’s and then Christmas dinner with Celine Dion’s new cd playing. Satan take me now, Hell can’t be worse than this. Lucky ‘*#@%ing’ turkey
I ran out of alchohol and I still dealt with my douchbag family. I am on my cousins lousy “crank as you go” natural computer and all I want for christmas is some metal, some Deathklok metal.
screw everybidy else and give it to me
ah you’ll probably give it to some douchbag anyway. merry f’n christmas
I was on call for work I only get paid once a month I thought they were going to give us pay or something for the holiday but we got nothing. I play guitar and Skwisgaar rules
First of all I had had to work then I Got to work late because my alarm was broken!My ass of a boss boss chewed me out and everybody I work with is disgusted with me for being late! Then later at homeI lost one of my socks in the drier couldn’t find my wallet and then my hair was on fire all of a sudden. after putting my hair fire out with scalding hot coffee I thought I should drive to the hospital but a big fat hemaphrodite threw acid in my face and I crashed my Cadillac into a tree! Then as I’m wobbling my way down the steet I notice that A big swarm of locusts is following me!and then as I wind p back at my house somehow I realize that there’s not even anything good on the TV!Then I look outside and realize I left my dethalbum record out in the sun! So I try to realax and have a nice drink to calm my nerves and the next thing I know Ive got a Coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue! Then later on the Nazis tied me up and covered me with ants and I spilled toxic waste on my brand new pants! Which really sucks cause they were good pants too!Then my bank called me up and told me I’m overdrawn And I looked outside and some freaks are burning crosses out on my front lawn And I couldn’t believe it, all the Cheetos were gone!Later it turns out that somehow the F.B.I. had a tap on my phone and those darn Russian spies just wouldn’t leave me alone then of course A huge airplane crashed into my living room and then of course I realized that there was nothing but tater-tots for dinner yet again! Then A
Big steamroller ran over my mom then I cut myself shaving and the government dropped a bunch of nuclear bombs all over the place Then late at night just before I went to bed the world blew up and now everybody’s dead!….but the stuff I got for Christmas itself wasn’t so bad I got a life size statue of Toki made entirely out of Cheese wizz!
“all I want for christmas is some metal, some Deathklok metal.
Not to sound like a Douche or anything but if you can’t even spell DETHKLOK right I don’t see how you can deserve this prize Benjamen…
Hey man, if you still haves the dvds I needs its. I am huge fan of metalocalypse, I am knows all quotes ands has season 1 dvds and cds and couldn’t get season 2 dvds.
“DETHKLOK RULES!!!!!”