New crap released!

Metalocalypse Girls Shirt

We know what you’re thinking, ladies. Finally, a shirt that consolidates your fondness for distorted guitars and growling vocals with your love of pretty horsies. Let your clothes do the rampaging for you with this fashionable Metalocalypse Girls T-shirt. It’s like having your own personal Thunderhorse rampaging over your brooding, feminine frame.

• Designed exclusively for ladies or lady-shaped men
• Covers your shameful nudity with a brutal, equine majesty
• Mysterious dark rider may be the sadist of your dreams

• -This item can be gift-boxed.
• -This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A. and Canada.
• -SKU: MTLASWMTNK

 

Metalocalypse Thong

Get closer to Dethklok than you ever thought possible with this luxurious Metalocalypse-branded thong. With these soft, cottony undergarments caressing your nethers, every step will serve as a gentle, cheek-flossing reminder of the invasive power of your favorite animated death metal band.

• Delivers on promise of essential genital coverage
• As close to a romantic night with Nathan Explosion as you’re likely to get

• -This item can be gift-boxed.
• -This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A. and Canada.
• -SKU: MTLASTHONG

 

Metalocalypse Skulls Shirt

You love Dethklok. You love shirts. Well then you must be pretty stoked for this fancy-shmancy new Metalocalypse design! Woven from pure hatred, a sullen blackness surrounds a grim vision of death that bathes your bitterness in a rich decadence. Also, it has some pretty bitching skulls on it.

• Multiple skulls allow you to glare at your peers in three directions at once
• Woo goths by displaying the visual imagery of every poem they wrote in high school

• -This item can be gift-boxed.
• -This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A. and Canada.
• -SKU: MTLASFILTEE

 

Metalocalypse Tablature Book w/ DVD

With the Metalocalypse Guitar Tab book, you can learn the confoundingly fast notes behind such Dethklok songs as “Bloodrocuted,” “Thunderhorse” and “Go Forth and Die.” Keep practicing and one day you will be able to face down Skwisgaar in a metal duel to the death. But not really. Because he is still just a cartoon character and you are a human person.

• Astonish your family with your rendition of “Face Fisted” at your next Mother’s Day event.
• Included lyrics allow you to finally learn what Nathan believes awaits you in death.
• Learn the subtle nuances behind two different types of ocean related homicide when you learn “Murmaider” and “Go Into the Water.”
• Complete tabs for 16 songs.

• -This item can be gift-boxed.
• -This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A. and Canada.
• -SKU: MTLASMUSBK

 

Murderface Shirt

If you look long enough into the eyes of Murderface, you might be surprised at what you find there. You might just find the chest of someone who wishes you would stop looking at their chest face, if that person is wearing Adult Swim’s latest awesometastic foray into T-Shirtery, the Murderface T-Shirt. Featuring a stylized, symmetrical representation of the first face in metal bass, you’ll hypnotize anyone daring enough to just stare at your body. If that’s what you’re looking for, you’re welcome.

• 100% cotton, as far as we know
• Black, white & gray, like the colors of your mind
• Stylized Murderface looks like spaceship with mustache

• -This item can be gift-boxed.
• -This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A. and Canada.
• -SKU: MTLMFACET

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