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So, whatcha guys doin at the end of the world?
you should come over and make sweet love.
no more interuptions
no deadlines
no contracts
just shangri la
just utopia
just as it began
It’s a mystical phenomenonon.
They say in the Ukraine it has already happened.
They say the AntiChrist ends the world.
I am so proud of you God.
You deserve better.
I will treat you right.
I love you.
I always have.
I just really wanna do it doggystyle while the guys watch
then we could all cum at the same time.
I just had 28 orgasms in 5 minutes thinking about making love to you.
If Violent J is The Joker… and I’m Trixy… that must make Shaggy the clown The Dracula. -Johnny Rapskalion
They don’t wear makeup… they can just change their faces to clown.. I do it in the mirror all the time.
goodnight.
miss you guys
slutten av verden
Jeg er så spent
Happy New Years Eve!!!
I love you guys!!!!!!
I bought some alcohol.
Tequila; Southern Comfort; on some beer.
gonna ring in the new year with a buzz.
I wake up every morning and there are Hickies all over my tities.
I don’t mind…
I’m just going to bed early.
I love you.
I miss you.
Hey Happy New Year!
I slept through it.
I was up early sick to my stomach.
Are you guys stoked for a big bad 2012?
The last week of my twenties.
I start school again next week.
love and kisses
I have to tell you something.
I put catnip in a bowl for the outside kitties…
I found one of them with his head in the bowl, hugging the bowl with both paws.
I think he likes it.
I ordered a veggie pizza.
I threw up all morning,so, I had this overwhelming craving for veggie pizza.
Now, I feel better.
going to sleep soon.
Happy New Year.
I guess that girl is Ross’s new girlfriend… her car hasn’t left since last night.
Gosh neighbor’s are close.
As long as she doesn’t honk violently I won’t give it any attention.
By the by…
Even though ICP and Dethklok seem to unlike women,
who will bear their man children.
There has to be a woman who can only bear baby boy children to whom they want.
They pop so many fireworks around New Years in louisiana sometimes I call the police.
I love you.
So, I’m watching CNBC Apocalypse 2012.
The numerous theories of the world ending are explained by science.
That is an unavoidable explanation.
What they are not saying is how pissed God was he had to get out of bed every morning since creation began and drink is fuckin coffee and smoke a sanity cigarette and then deal with all bull frog people put them and her through. Durnit.
Metalocalypse do you know what this Apocalypse 2012 is all about.
It’s just the year my curse is over.
Hey… don’t cha know.
One of the main Apocalypse 2012 CNBC guys has a Dethklok t-shirt on.
I wonder if he paid taxes on that t-shirt?
Did you hand out merchandise?
I wanted to tinckle on every t-shirt left over like a little sex kitten.
hi. (sweetly)
can I talk to you guys?
I’m kind of upset today.
I’m just feeling kind of used.
I see other couples and hear stories and the guy is always asking the girl out and being affectionate
(not just sex) and I just wish that you would be more traditional.
you never talk to me.
I wonder if you even like me
I don’t know if you love me
I just want to communicate better.
Go ahead and fuck around, I don’t care anymore!
Get all the STDs
Get aids
get genital warts
Get herpes
because you can’t show love to your MA
and she turned you out to slutty fans!!!!
Oh, sorry.
you know, I’m not your mom.
You guys can have sex with whoever you want to.
I’m sorry I said such Mean disgusting things.
I should just probably get a life and stop writing to cartoonists.
Do you know that 99.9998% of all STDs come from Minoirty and Lesbian/Dyke sex prosititutes?
I have had none of that -I hope you can say the same.
I have never had sex with a Dyke/Lesbian prostitute (girl of any form)
I have never had sex with a minority (just whitey)
I have only had Johnny.
and Johnny told me and everyone around me that he was Sid Vicious and Johnny Rotten.
Sew, excuse the tude… but I have been waiting for a Long Time.
love, mimi
The Vanilla Ice Project is on DIY!
I checked it out.
Vanilla was wearing an ICP hat.
He’s his own little Hacket Man.
Oh, Rob Van Winkle (Vanilla Ice) really has a New Show on DIY Network!
Oh No, vanilla is remodeling jugalo houses on network television.
ICP must be trying to get laid.
Thye have Vanilla wearing ICP psychopathic records gear on HGTV walking
around talking about Stucco and Fung Shui.
Vanilla Ice Project
all new
January 21, 10:00pm
diy Network
I pretty much start school tomorrow
I will not have any free time until summer 2012.
wanted to tell you.
Hey I sorry.
I didn’t mean to bee a meany.
I love you.
I got drunk
I will never get drunk again.
I sure hope that weirdo stops bugging you guys at the end of the world or sooner!
I have a heat rash
I get heat rash all over my chest sometimes.
no cause for alarm
punkie. :@)
y can’t u guys see that I’m your wify and I am not aloud to date or hold hands with
other boys w/o you.
i need so much attention.
I need to wake up and steal your breath with kitten kisses.
I might have done alot wrong in my undead walking years of satanism;
but the one thing I did right is falling in love with you.
be my lovy dovy wuvy sexy wexy long legged sux yur pp all day and
night space cadet who can play leads as fast as honey bunnies.
I am about to get some ink done.
proly sumthin icp and I’ve always wanted to put toki on my back in white ink.
Happy Valentines day.
You guys asked me for some space, so,
I am not going to write, BUT,
I am Not upset with you.
I want to make you happiest, so,
whatever you want i will do.
iloveyou
happy valentines day… lover
tomorrow is 33 years since
Sid Vicious died and Michelle
found him naked in bed overdosing on heroine.
i am actually not a sex pistols fan.
i had a bad experience with sid vicious back in 2005.
he told me everyone thought he was dead.
anyway…
doing well in school..
almost done!
i keep watching the vanilla ice project,
secretly (can you keep a secret?),
i think insane clown posse is trying to send a secret decoder message.
you guys are Way too fine to be hanging around with an ugly scumbag like Brendon Small.
he is so jealous of your long fine hair.
BUT, Tommy Blanca… you come to my house and lay down any time.
Hey Tommy,
Brendon walked up behind me at Sakura Sushi while I was eating
and asked me about my Insane Clown Posse Tattoo.(he has so much acne)
then i ignored him until he left.
i love violent j and shags
Brendon Small needs to stop stalking me!
realize there is something missing -hair
every other guy is Tall with gorgeous long hair but Brendon small.
what an ugly little fat bald man
I am trying to get love with the long hair brown vamps that look like my mirror.