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The Real Toki?

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44 Comments

  1. Nina says:

    Du er ikke Toki!!!!! *hisses* There can be only one…

  2. dethklokjoe420 says:

    I think i foun skwisgaar. Check out the band Wintersun

  3. Michelle says:

    Toki is the cutest boy I have ever seen.

  4. Crysti says:

    So awesome. I’d wants tos hangs outs withs a guys likes thats.

  5. METALCHRISTI says:

    AWWWS HES SO’S CUTES! I WANT TO TAKES HIM HOMES WITH ME!

  6. Michelle. says:

    I wonder if toki is into sexual reproduction? I think I have a spare egg. Librarians like myself don’t get out much…. :*

  7. Wikernes says:

    Awwww!! I loves you :D

  8. Michelle says:

    I wonder if we held hands, if his sick fingers would rub off on me? Then I could play my guitars. Hey does he like poetry?

  9. Michelle says:

    toki, i bet your lips taste like sugar. I would play the pixies and rock your soul all night long. You got to give a girl a chance to be right for you. I have that killer sweet tooth for you. I think you are purr-fect. Today is my birthday and all I want is too tell you, you have nice aura. what a sight for soar eyes, tantric.

  10. Rusty says:

    Toki will kill us all one day

  11. Michelle. says:

    sorry I’m immortal.

  12. OH! Dear Toki! Love of my Life,Come dance with me,O adorable,My Sweet! And Not just Thee,but all the band,would this Hawk Swan Lady,wish to meet,and so to dance with!!!

  13. Michelle. says:

    I have fallin down the wishing well of love, thus I have won. Whisper not sweet moment for I know not what is real at this time. I will now live in my cloud of wonder and intrigue, surrounded by your tender words. Must the klok tick so slow? Where will all the time go?

  14. Derrick (Klokateer #051) says:

    what is this, some kind of lame hippy poetry fest?

    that is not metal, not metal at all!

    go play your bongos and kick your hackey sack elsewhere you hippies!

    that’s right “daddy-O’s”

  15. How I LOOVE This Band!! How I HOPE and Pray,we can Meet,one Day! On Love wings,I Fly through my dreams,O Warrior Braves,Your HawkSwan waits for you! I shall sing of your Glory!! My Lords!!!

  16. Harold says:

    Too bad Toki has so much fine ass right now. He should get Michelle pregnant. Librarians are closet nymphomanics.

  17. Megalon says:

    I wanna meet the band also. I wanna be ex-roomates with murderface, and jealous of Nathan. Swisgaar can come to my Godzilla tea party…. if he brings Toki Wartooth. That just leaves Mr. Pickles, we’ll have mani-pedi day.

  18. Aeon says:

    Is it just me, or is Toki’s hair really sexy? That dog is beautiful, I wonder what his name is? Did he say he hates girls in his video? Ha, also so sexy.

  19. Derrick (Klokateer # 051) says:

    gay this poetry is!
    like yoda I sound!

    I’m sorry if you love toki,
    but this poetry is hoki!

    no offense meant,
    but lame poetry makes me not pitch a tent!

    I would fuck a librarian,
    but only if I wasn’t tagged as a humanitarian!

    see how easy that was to write a poem?

    I would easily transform into a totem…..pole.

    fuck hippies..eat my ass…hole.

    quote the derrick…nevermore!

  20. Harley Wartooth says:

    ROFLMFAO!!! Way to go Derrick!

    Have I ever told u that ur my hero?

  21. Michelle says:

    beyond a whisper to a scream
    rushed your hands above my seam
    tearing into me aloud no voice
    secret pleasure the only choice
    my breath is yours
    as we fall to sleep
    only hearing our hearts beat, beat, beat

  22. Aeon says:

    Toki Wartooth- you have been slammed.

  23. Lenard says:

    Poetry sux. Who in hell is going to rule the world tomorrow? It isn’t some librarian, is it folks?

  24. Leave it here underground…. pretty please.

  25. This site is for metal heads only. All this girly poetry is going to scare off Dethklok.

  26. O Toki ,How my Hawkswan Spirit,and heart Loves,and Longs,for you! LOVE You and the Band sooo Much!!
    I feel a Kindred Spirit,with you all! If I may HUMB:LY request:I have a Birthday this month,and One of my Fondest Dreams,is to Hear you Great Warroir Souls ,sing Happy Birthday ,to me ! I Still hope we can meet some day!!

  27. Makea says:

    Oh My Gods,I wants a Tokis^_^<3
    Hes so cute,I'll bees his friends!!
    :D
    *kisskiss*

  28. Wasp says:

    I don’t think I’ve seen anything quite as wonderful as Toki before.

  29. michelle says:

    If I was singing about a certain man would that man hear me like the howling of wolves in his soul? Does my voice vibrate in your blood? When does a whisper feel like a yell? Who am I to miss someone I don’t know?

  30. michelle says:

    toki looks like he’d believe anything someone told him. Maybe he’s really shy and cuts himself too.

  31. michelle says:

    in fact, I don’t like toki anymore. He looks as lame as he sounds.

  32. michelle says:

    Toki I am so sorry. I had this weird earache, and I went temporarily insane. Please forgive me and don’t you ever sef-harm.

  33. O! How I miss the Show and Band,Already! Dear Toki,I Know this sounds Corny,and Not epsecially Metal,But ,I do wish we could somehow all meet,and I could have a Dance,with,ALL of You,epsecially ToKi!

    “My Youth,Thy Youthful Spirit:Let us Rejoice,in Metal.,and Thee,O Excellent Warriors!

  34. michelle says:

    on the seventh day god created eve, thus she was cursed. I hope too subltely dance with and morn with toki who was massacred in the sailor blood massarcre.

  35. snow pea says:

    hello kitty. Did the biggest cutest dethmetal rockstar get a little bity valentine?? ConvezibugiardiDisposegl’inganni.

  36. lush says:

    I just discovered this page. Exotic is he, yea. He’s so beautiful.

  37. Aeon says:

    He that loveth not knoweth not God; for God is love. John 4:7

  38. Derrick (Klokateer #051) says:

    don’t go quoting the bible, that’s not metal…not metal at all!

    stop that shit!

    seriously!

    I have spoken!

  39. Steffie Loves Toki says:

    I want that’s boy’s number…

  40. Aeon says:

    His number is 051.

  41. Michelle says:

    Dethklok contacted me, they are really cool. They told me I was their favorite metal fan!

  42. Nina says:

    You’re awesomely funny, Derrick!

    “Quote the Derrick, nevermore!” (I lol’ed irl.)

    This Joey Miller Australia Toki imposter sucks.

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