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I made a mistake, Nathan told me to like you and now you suck. What am I supposed to do now….. Meghan Metal of Poison Would???? I guess every dethklokateer does like lix.
I am getting my tattoo covered, sorry to bother you. I hate youz! f u.
Meghan you best leave Dethklok alone. Got it BITCH> Gotcha, stalker!!!!!!! He said he hates you.
You know I love this band, that is the only reason I yell. I just want what’s right, now you got the power. I am too in love sugar britches. Ouch.
Man it sounds like that girl has a radical crush, and doesn’t know how to tell you. Give her a break Mr. Tooth. Take it from this fairy, she is a wonderful, special lovely creature… A lady.
Even Tinker Bell has a crush on Toki!
Thank You ,Tinker Bell! You sound COOOL! I hope we can be friends! Yes,Like You,I am VERY Much in Love,with Toki,and ALL The Band!! I do Not Blame ANYONE,for Loving them! Again,I also,have a Dream:To see them In Concert,to be a Princess,and To also be on the Show,and Dance with them,and Be Able to tell them ,How much we LOVE Them!! Is That sooo Wrong? In fact,what do you think about a LIVE Dethklok TV show? Cool Huh?
O Brave Warrior Angels: May we meet (Maybe at Glen Rock?Fairy Festival? LOTS Of Girls and Fans!)
and Please write me ,when you can!
Yes… hello! I love befriending new, wonderful girls. Oh, I love Toki so much. He is so dear to my precious fragile heart. I wish I could talk more, yet my heart is filled with so much poetry: I have to write. May angels guide your soul!
One more thing, LIVE Dethklok would be heavenly.
Without the sounds of the siren, one can’t reach too far. Believing in the love hot like fire, will bring you to a new dawn. April winds that sail away and fall on autumns grass, a memory is today… the summer is near and fast.
O Indeed,Dear Angel Friend Tinker Bell!! Hello to you,Too! I LOVE Befriending New Girls,Also! SOOO Great to hear from you!! May Angels also guide your soul ,as well!!
I,Too Love Toki ALOT!! O Kindred Spirit! O Sister Divine! Let us sing together,of Our Prince,and also of Skwisgaar! Let I,The HawkSwan,Praise you,all,O Warrior Angels!
Come,Dear ,New Sister Tinker Bell: Tell me of your self!
My Hobbies Include Writing and Painting,My Interests Include Music(Rock,Reggie,Broadway,Swing,Percussicion,Folk Music.,Int’l Folk Music)
Yes! Let there be A LIVE Dethklok TV Show!!
CONGRATS, Dear Freind Michelle! May we also be friends,and share our Love of Dethklok?
O Again, Dear Freinds and Avenging Angels,May we meet!
I have long blond hair, and I like eating Broccoli Sprouts. I am a yoga/pilates instructor, and I spend alot of time reading. I study music and professional writing at a university. I am very soft spoken and love dethklok. I am a vegetarian. Write soon!
GREAT to hear From You! You sound COOL! I Have Long Burgandy Hair,(I Color it) Love Chinese food,as well as Veggies.I love to Paint and Write.also into
Native American Studies,and also love to read.I am Currently a Mail Clerk,for the Army,and LOVE Dethklok also. I am Very Friendly,and consider Myself,and Earth Child. Write Again,soon!
I have a big facination with fairies and gnomes. I love Cartoon Network! I suppose I first liked Toki, because of his smile. He reminds me of a person I used to know far from where I am now; in another realm and time. So what about you? Write again soon!
Ok, I’m sorry to be a dick, but shouldn’t you guys be EMAILING each other and not using an old ass Dethklok post as a forum?? This is getting rediculous.
O! ME TOO! I LOVE Fairies and Elves,and Gnomes,and Such! IWish you could come to the Fairy Festival,at
SpoutWood Farm! (I’m Inviting,the Band there,as well!) It is SOOO COOL! Want to know more?
I Really LOVE ALL The Guys,But I Particuarly Indenify,with Toki:Because of what he has gone through,and Skwisgaar is Just TOOO HOT!!
More about me:My fave Movies are The Pirates of the Carribean series,and The Lord of the Rings!
Please write again,soon!
I find it somewhat entertaining but yeah Derrick’s right. That sh*t has to stop. Fairies, elves, and gnomes are not brutal. Unless they are evil. And even that’s a stretch. I cannot see someone taking an evil lawn ornament seriously.
Just being polite!
This is SOOO not metal…
Hahaha, iv’e started a lynch mob on dethklok.org! Regulators!!!!!! Move out!
Get off my man meghan, Ms. Lix….. Does it hurt yet, it will…. will kill u
My favorite movies are Dead Silence, Halloween, and Friday the 13th.
They’re pretty good, yet metal refers to the vibration of the guitar strings.
O Whoop,So we like Fairies and Gnomes and stuff,So I have dreams of meeting the Band ,and Seeing their Show,and even being on the Show,and telling them how much we all Love them,so what?
ANYWHO,Tinker Bell,great to hear from you,again! AH! a Poet,you must be ! I the Hawkswan,Dance in Blood to that vibration,and weave a Tapestry of Metal:That Our Lords May be Honored,and their Enemies heads on PigPoles!! DETHKLOK RULZ!
Say! Tinker Bell,Do you like to Paint and draw?Have you heard,when the Band might be Playing ,again? When the Show will be Back? Also,when will the MordhausOnline.com be up,again?
O Fellow Good Brutal fans! I admit,I am fairly New ,to This Great Band,and ALL That’s Brutal! Look! I Just want to make friends,and show,my Love and Loyalty,to the EXCELLENT Band! I really would Appriciate,the Proper GuideLines,to Being a Brutal Fan! I Really want to be a Good Fan! But I want the right to be me,Too!
COOL?
Weren’t we supposed to talk about how cool Toki’s hair is???? Why are there all these gnarly metal rules?
Dear Friend TinkerBell,I Have NOOO Idea! Man! That Toki is ONE SEXY DUDE!! LOVE to Meet Him,AND Swkisgaar!!! What do you Think?
Not that cute???
No Mehgan metal queenie is n ot cute!!!!
Sorry I must have been under mind control… because you’re still the cutest guy I’ve ever seen.
Are you coming to the apartment? I I wanted to formally invite you. You can stay as long as you want.
Forever!
Please come over. Too shy? But, I love you.
Why did you put your picture up? For Me? Thanks!!
Since you proposed Toki…… Lets go too Tokyo!!! For you baby!!! Killa!!!
THE Texas Chainsaw Massacre is about to begin. Stop killing the me.
Meghan never play guitar again you slut. Get away from Toki, and dethklok. Gross she thought she had fingers.
God!!
Bitch. I know you have an STD, Megan. Yes witches lets play-Nancy
I am not wearing clothes ever again. We are won. I’m in love. Ready to get Naked TOKI, and have the sex with Michelle Wartooth. We dance anywayz. Who Cares? About me, above the law. Riding his dic. Bitch.
I am so funny when I am slipped drugs by a fake doctor, maybe forgive me?
I am perfect.
And perfectly sorry. kiss kiss.
Darkest Toki,
Purdicesti,oboccabella,boccabella,obocca,boccabella. Quelsoaveecarosi,si. Chefatuttoilmiopiacerilmiopiacer.
Toki was born a tree. In the middle of winter through a lunar eclipse did fall a seed. That soul stole my heart, and now I sleep alone for the darkest thought of a sharptooth, the spirit of a wartooth… hiss fangs.
Wow killer poet tree. I hope beyond thought that this Joey Miller Wartooth has got a special tantric energy following him around the universe. Peace…..
Sew, it’s time to come to gripx with reality for some hunks… Whooz it gunna bee? Are you gunna turnip? Somebody keeps paging me at work from Australia. I think I like dat.
I just wanted to be the 100th comment.
Can I take Real Toki 101? Maybe I need to talk to you after school Professor Wartooth…. It’s about my grade in physical education. I need to augment my A.
I dunno how to work anymore
I heard out the hurt until it’s last
sound murmurs “once adored”
It’s time to endure the resistance
the allure of persistance.
The innate driving force
that makes me emplore…. ResponseAbility
Do you read me?
Think of a way to need me?
We share the air, breathe more deeply.
Maybe I could send you some scantaly clad photos and you can decide whose looks will last a lifetime???
Is Dean Baly fair game? Does he like Walmart, or is it just me? Walmart’s so convienent and in-expensive; only for Thousandaires like me. I wonder how many creatures know I like Toki Wartooth? He would look good with that Michelle Goddess!!!!
I agree poetic ghost writer.
Its not impressive to be the 100th comment when approximately 90 of the comments are just you using different screen names. It’s really getting quite annoying. That is all.
Thanks for making this comfy derrick. I only wanted to tell that guy he was hot, instead of sleeping with other guys. I know you’d f*** a librarian, but I don’t want you. The thing is I LIKE TOKI.
Toki’s skull is just exploding with thoughts.