The Real Toki?

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  1. Cops after 2 says:

    Yet, Michelle My Belle doesn’t copy his his original music on You-Tube. Or send pop ups. She doesn’t show her exploited body to him and his innocent minded self. I wonder if fingers from Marylin Manson would like that, you know Michelle used to work for Marylin Manson…. maybe that’s where they know each other, and Twiggy. Does you know much magic girl? Cuz it gettin deep. Don’t talk back to me…. I’m out there.

  2. Derrick (Klokateer #051) says:

    Michelle!!!! Get a fucking life!!!!! Toki is a fictional character!!!! FICTIONAL!!!!! Go out in RL and meet people!!!! You sound very desperate here! Im sorry, im not trying to be a dick, but i get annoyed reading your posts! As a friend, i must tell you to move on!

  3. Michelle says:

    Yall, you really hurt my feelings. Now, I think that you’re right.

  4. Michelle says:

    Dear Toki,
    I am sorry that you are not real. Don’t come to my house, I hate you. Do not think of me. I do like the sex pistols and their anarchy. I am not their girlfriend. I thought this was a blog, I guess it’s not. I will never write you again. I think it’s funny that girl stalked you, and you’re lame. Fuck You. Thanks Derrick for showing me the light. Is it the end of the world yet, Derrick?

  5. Michelle says:

    Also don’t sex me Skwisgaar. At all. I hate you.

  6. Michelle says:

    What do I do about my hand bleeding from hittting Toki’s face on the TV??? HUH DERRICK???

  7. Michelle says:

    Just Jesus and me…my boyfriend.

  8. Michelle says:

    Toki, Remeber when I wrote to you, and I said you were the most gorgeous man I’d ever seen….. I was right. Don’t ever let anyone take that away from you. I love you Nine Inch Nails… you are my orgasm.

  9. Michelle says:

    I am sorry, you were right. Toki and Meghan Metal Queen and Skwisgaar can be intimate rockstar dollar friends. I am a fat ugly piece of crap anyway. Meghan still isn’t Vivaldi though, she is a slut. Still they only like strip clubs anyway… like the show says. Peace.

  10. Juliet says:

    I know who the stalker is. My ugly cousin Julie. I hope she drinks from the gulf spill….

  11. Michelle says:

    Happy Anniversary. Happy Fourth of July!!! You are still the finest antique I’ve ever dreamed of!!!

  12. Michelle says:

    Last night I dreamt a willow tree bent over and kissed me, but it was just Toki.

  13. Michelle says:

    smoking glass tastes like metal.

  14. Michelle says:

    Happy Anniversary!!!

    May all your dreams come true.

  15. Michelle says:

    I am so happy and trippy. I hope all your fantasies are coming true. Do you guys like gurus? I can’t help it, sexy man…… Namaste’

  16. Michelle says:

    Any friends at this corner hear?

  17. Michelle says:

    As the Dali Lama said, “However…”
    I’m getting mushrooms, and I’m saving my Toki for the champion Himself. Heroinesque of me, I know. We all think I’m bad news. But I have nummy pussy, and I wanna fuck both of you at the same timeklok!!!!!- Fangs

  18. Juliet says:

    Romeo, Romeo….. Tis the lark. And the morning sun has the most glow on your face.

  19. Michelle says:

    Northern Lights in my Arctic Sky…
    Relief from the midnight cry.
    When the Butterfly lands in July
    Will Obama alow you and i
    to lay side by side?

  20. Michelle says:

    if you cum…. stay.

  21. Michelle says:

    hidden behind this shell of a woman skin and bones, is a heart that beats for you.

  22. Michelle says:

    MF:
    a specticaliptical car races.

    TW:
    the smores the chx.

  23. Michelle says:

    you are so cute. the cutest boy I’ve ever seen.

  24. Michelle says:

    I know you don’t know me
    still my dreams whisper your name
    I can’t be controled now
    still maybe we should play a different game
    every time I play by the rules
    I get misunderstood, and abused.
    I’ll leave you.
    right now.

  25. Michelle says:

    What noise?
    The sound of your own thoughts.
    Swarming in the chaos of your mind.
    What time?
    Win the letters of regret become soul’s debt
    So look to far behind
    and remember to seek what is sublime.
    Tinker toys for boys
    Shadows all the noise.
    What noise?

  26. Michelle says:

    My love, there’s only you in my life… the only thing that’s right.
    My first love youre every breath that I take, you’re every step I make.
    And I, I want to share all my love with you.
    No one else will do.
    And your eyes, they tell me how much you care, oh yeah
    you will always be my endless love.

  27. Michelle says:

    baby, i want you.

  28. Michelle says:

    o my love, my darling
    I’ve hungered for your touch
    a long lonley time
    and time goes by so slowly
    and time can do so much, are you…
    still mine?
    I need your love, I need your love
    god speed your love to me.

  29. Michelle says:

    It all came so easy, all the lovin you gave me, the feelings we shared; and I still can remember how youe touch was so tender, it told me you cared. We had a once in a lifetime But I just couldn’t see until it was gone. A second once in a lifetime, may be too much too ask but I swear from now on… If ever your in my arms agin this time I’ll love you much better. If ever your in my arms again This time I’ll hold you forever this time we’ll never end.

    That night was the kiss that set my heart free.
    I want you and me
    Never say I love you first
    To a girl this hurt

  30. Derrick (Klokateer #051) says:

    Seriously…get a life…and a real boyfriend. Im not trying to be a dick, but you are spamming a post from MANY months ago! I love Dethklok and everything associated, but really this is getting ridiculous! My girlfriend LOVES Skwisgaar and would leave me if he was real. I accept this. Get over this Aussie and get a life!

  31. Michelle says:

    But they write to me. I like them dude. Just friends.

  32. Michelle says:

    Hey Derrick, I use your name as my last name for publishing poetry: Michelle Derrick. I hope you don’t mind. I thought it would bring us closer. Anyway, I have so MANY boyfriends, but I don’t kiss them (or anything), because they eat meat and I just think that Australian Thouroughbread is kind on the eyes.
    Love, Michelle

    • Derrick (Klokateer #051) says:

      Haha, thats fine Michelle, I dont mind. I dont mean to be sound rude, but I want fellow Dethklok fans to have healthy lives and obsessing over fictional characters can be unhealthy. Anyways, if it makes you happy knock yourself out :)

  33. How I Miss my LordShis! Looking to contact you-all by E-mail again,still want to see you in Concert,have dream fulfilled of meeting you-all,Getting my character on show as Native Princess,getting to sing to you,and dance with you!Also,getting shout-out on show and at concetrt for Birthday and anniversary!

    Not too Metal,I know,but this is my Dream.I The hawkswan will gather the Masses,My Lordships,and give you praise! Also want to make Friends with Fellow Fans! Love and LOONG LIFE,to DETHKLOK!!!

  34. Thank you,SOOO Much,Michelle! You are very sweet,to say that,too! Please Honor me by Being my Friend!

    I am glad you understand How I feel! Please tell me about yourself!

  35. Michelle says:

    It’s cool derrick e-mailed me, you can sailor blood “massacre.” I am cool peeps. peace out.

    Dear Chad, are u- haviN a GOOD Time.? It’s cool. My earache Went away, another way. The safe way. WHEY? way. Cool U-tube, I hae one also, it is about Dethklok and Howard Stern Interviews on the Internet confronting the problem with his job. He says the boob jobs are too LOUD. copy. 10four over and out. Let’s 86 that. Mon chief rows.

  36. Michelle says:

    It’s late in the evening, he’s wondering what clothes to wear.
    So he puts on his makeup, and brushes his long brown hair.
    And then he asks me do i look alright?
    And I say yes you look wonderful tonight.

  37. O My Sultans of Slaughter,Like Wine,does my love run for you-all.Mount your Noble steeds and let me ride with your Viking Hordes,The Land is Ours,the People are ours:They will Bow to YOU!

    Again,my fondest Dream is to see you-all in Concert,meet you,get a Shout-out for my Birthday and Anniversary,Get my character on your show,as a Native Princess,Get to dance with love and show my Love for you by singing for you!
    Remember,Dear Friend Michelle,”Dreams are the guideposts,on The Road of Life:They show us,the way to our destiny:if we had no dreams,we would Quickly Lose the Will to Live”.

    Dethklok,you mean more to me than you know! You do sooo Much for me and your fans!

  38. Michelle says:

    There is sugar on the pillowcases,
    darling… and My lips taste like brandy
    I wait on my guitar, darling.
    For a diamond kiss like in a fairy-tale.
    When I cried, lightning struck my eyes.
    I was blind…
    Still on your side
    until the end of time.

  39. Michelle says:

    Toki likes some girl online!!! I wonder if he’s serious about her? That show was so funny!

  40. Michelle says:

    To wander in the moonlight
    Before the brink of day
    Kissing in the twilight
    With nothing to say
    Writing you a love song
    Before I make my vow
    to think of you forever
    to sing to you somehow

  41. Michelle says:

    You have got doggy style!!!
    I mean it that is an angel puppy.
    I’ve named him scooter.

  42. Michelle,You are ONE Talented Poetess! You Really should write those Verses down!

    O Princes of Purgatory,
    you are my Loves,I Long to Meet You!
    I Join the Wolf Song,I howl of my Longing,-
    -for you-all,Thou art as Avenging Angels,
    as Mighty Warriors upon Strong Steeds;
    I Pray one day,we shall meet,and Ride Together!

  43. Michelle says:

    I will leave you alone now.

    I know I’m not wanted.

  44. Michelle Saucier says:

    I, a tortured soul.
    Too fast does my anguish grow.
    Hollow is the hole.
    To all in my control
    Vast as the darkest death.
    Release me from my rest.
    Bring me darkest light.
    To feed on him tonight.

  45. Dear Highest Mountain,
    Run away with me tonight…
    Meet me at the river in the moonlight.
    Be with me when we ride the darkness far from sight.
    Live under a blanket holding me tight…
    Love Broken Arrow

  46. snuggle puss,
    you are te cutest kitty cat I’ve ever seen in the whole exsistence of now.

    Love, cock a doodly doo

  47. juliet says:

    Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much,
    Which mannerly devotion shows in this;
    For saints have hands that pilgrims do touch,
    And palm to palm is holy palmers kiss.

  48. michelle says:

    we talked until our lips were so close, they touched. Then the sacred dance of love began, when our tongues caressed gently. As I drank you, I hungered for more of your fluids in me… I still thirst.

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