Metalocalypse Dethklok Fountain – OWN IT
Dear Uncle Moneybags,
Are you the world’s biggest Metalocalypse fan? No, really, their BIGGEST fan? Well, time to put your money where your mouth is by blowing all of that filthy, dirty cash you have lying around on this incredibly decadent purchase: a replica of the fountain that decorates the nightmarish foyer of Dethklok’s luxurious and deadly estate. Nothing will boast your dedication to animated death-metal more than this disgustingly lavish and entirely unnecessary conversation piece squatting in your front yard. It will also do your neighbors the courtesy of informing them that yes, you are 100% balls-out crazy. Both shipping (and, of course, blood) are not included.
In case you couldn’t tell, this is a pretty big deal. Just so we’re clear:
You can order a replica of Dethklok’s fountain
It costs $40,000
It’s a marble fountain; approx. 66″ in height, 96″ basin diameter
Expect 8-12 weeks production time
It ships anywhere in North America or the Caribbean
Price does NOT include shipping, and will vary by location
A $13,000 security deposit is required upon purchase to weed out the jokers
The fountain is non-refundable
Seriously, this is real
Don’t you think you’ve earned a little $40,000 something? Go ahead. Place your order now and secure your destiny as “that guy” on your street.
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anyone know if this is actually real? im pretty sure its fake but can i get a conformation from somebody..
Oh it’s real alright, it’s on the adult-swim website and everything. Check it out: http://www.adultswimshop.com/cat/Metalocalypse-Dethklok-Fountain.html
I want one so bad.. But with real blood.
I already got one. It’s right next to my gnome garden…..
DETHKLOK ROCKS!!!
I think its real & if its real I want one!
WOW 40,000 Dollars for that Blood Peeing fountain WOW cant beleave it
HAHAHAHAHAH THAT FUCKER IS REAL!!!!
dethklok sucks balls!!!!!!!
Go die you peice of shit
Double that.
Retarded troll is retarded
So let me get this straight. You think Dethklok sucks, yet you took the time to find a Dethklok site, browse through the pages, and find a place to post your opinion…
Your fucking smart dude! Does your mommy still tell you how handsome and special you are too?
Go listen to your puddle of mudd and three days grace. Fucking idiot.
Also….you are a Pecker Inspector…And your mom lied about you being handsome, she just doesn’t want you to kill yourself until you turn 18. The child support checks support her heroin habit too well.
I love your response, just wanted to say that. Its so true, hopefully they will think a little more…..productively. But yeah, good job. >:D
Um, since I’m only 14 and don’t have $40,000… don’t they have a plastic one for say, $70?
I so can’t wait to show this to my husband!! this is one thing i know we will save up for!!
As awesoem as it looks. I don’t want a fountain of a demon cherub that has a STD peeing blood is never EVER something you want to display on yoru frong lawn
dude thats intense …. i would totally save money for that blood peeing fountain
FUCK YOU rc lawver, I hope you brutally and burn in HELL……….. I wish I had that fountain! >:(
I want that fountain SO much!!!
ignore my retarded mistakes
FUCK YOU rc lawver, I hope you brutally die and burn in HELL……….. I wish I had that fountain! >:(
this is absolutely amazing… too bad my boyfriend is not a metal head, i would so buy this
Dethklok is the number one band in the world! I would sell my blood and kill for this fountain. But having my entire house made to look like mordhaus, now that would be BRUTAL. die for dethklok!