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From site:
http://whythingsuck.blogspot.com/2010/01/dethklok-fansites-and-why-they-suck.html
SUNDAY, JANUARY 3, 2010
Dethklok Fansites and why they Suck!
In honor of Dethklok, this is going to be my most BRUTAL post ever.
Where do i begin? Let’s start with these pre-teen pussies,first of all no one give a shit about teenager especially me. When you your old to vote? I might give a shit,but don’t cont on it.
OH and speaking you pre-teen jack-offs,you should be NOT watching this show,and if are you have bad parents that don’t have a fucking clue on how to be a parent? Yes i am saying parenting from shit.
I was a teen at one time,and ye it sucked to be one. I know you think dethklok is cool and as you kids like to say "stay brutal" you have no fucking clue what that means? your FEEBLE minds just grasp the concept of brutal. It doesn’t surprise me that you can’t, 99.9% smoke pot, do drugs man no wonder you kids are so fucked up. Do any of you have any braincells left? Gee,I am surprised your not out their drinking bleach? Oh CRAP! I just gave you little shits out there and Idea damn it!
Only if you "truly" grasp the concept, but face it you can’t unless slowly explains IT you.
On a count of that 1 braincell left lol!
Man I am surprised someone doesn’t have to remind you to breathe?
Hell if it were up to me I would spay and neuter all of you fucking kids!
LOL! that was fun:P
Now about these Dethklok fan site "sigh" I would say that all of the pretty much suck! There are a couple of exceptions.
The one I personally like is Diefordethklok.org it’s well put together but here are my "issue’s" with the site? First of it’s a pay site sorta,yo have to pay to jon the site but you support the site,buy buying dethklok products through Amazon.com can we say sell out!
Another thing I have a "huge" problem is they post stuff on there that any one with half a brain would know by either watching the show or googling it.
They recently tried to import a video to the site,which i am now response for that the embedding part.
It looks like it Jpeged on the site, it looks like crap hey we now can videos on our site that anyone who could watch for free on adult swim.com
They also claim that the #1 source for everything for dethklok, and I believe that Santa Claus is real. If there the #1 site? How come they had no fucking clue about the dethklk movie?
"Scoffs" number one site BULLSHIT! The reason they haven’t updated it yet? It’s because they have to wait to steel info from other sites. Like N4G does,oh heavens no! Let’s just be a bunch of lazy assess and smoke pot and get wasted or troll someone n the Internet. Why? because suck! And we don’t have an original thought in our entire head because were teenagers and were LOSERS! Here let me throw you a fucking clue? For all you dumb asses out there on the Internet,let me congratulate you! For those that "ripped off" Nathan Explosions name because you were to stupid to think on your own? Because you have that only one braincell left? And you need it to…. ROLFMAO! what am I thinking you will be 40 yrs old and living with your parents still. And the only time you you would have sex with would be that blow-up doll yo order on you parents credit card and not telling them lulz! And the closet you will ever come to touching fur? Is when your cat brushes up against you lulz! Oh when you tell you other ‘loser friends’ that you ha some pussy in your lap you were referring too your cat rolfmao!
Now I am going to teach you "brain dead kids out there? Now pay attention if you can?
The word Nathan is slang for "erection that won’t go away" so basically all of are walking boners so congratulations! Your all offically JERK OFFS!
You know what will suck the most? other than trying to suck your own dick.
When this show is off the air,will anyone care about anymore? When the next big thing comes?
You will probably do what 99.9% of the entires world population does? Dump the old stuff and focus on what’s new. And you call yourself fans?
Everyone knows that teens have the attention span of a fly lol!
I will continue with he next wannabe blogger tomorrow? Because i have to come up with someone real good for the next wannabe.
Link to detklok sites:
http://www.dethklok.org/
POSTED BY VICIOUS ANIMAL AT 5:21 PM
i replied on his blog. unfortunately, this guy/girl will probably not approve the comment, since the comments need to be moderated before they can show up.
i told him/her i would send him/her a dictionary.
He did approve it. And I agree. He must have been boiling with rage or something ,since it’s full of typos. blind hatred. No constructive criticism and no considerable arguments.
Anyways I commented too. I don’t care if he approves or not, I said my mind.
Oh I’m going to have fun with this. Oh yes, the fun I am going to have. I picked the wrong day to quit smoking…or he picked the wrong day to piss me off. Either way, I am going to enjoy this.
Wow…I am speechless. It’s almost like reading a paragraph of Skwisgaar trying to troll his own fans. That’s how awful the grammar is. This is amazingly bad.
It’s pretty amazing how ironic this entire post is.
Casey, were u on American Idol??? I love that show.
The English language is lying in a gutter with a sucking chest wound right now. Oh yes, the author of the post is right; it is BRUTAL. It’s like he’s sodomizing, nay, ass-raping basic sentence structure, cohesive language, and logic over and over again with every run-on sentence or fragment furiously dedicated onto the keyboard. It’s shockingly, brilliantly terrible. Like Nickleback.
I don’t know what the big deal is. Is am undrstndn al off tha pust.
Agreed. Agreed.
How cool is this, one big cozy family…… Even if we were a prude
Hey, the begining was fuckin’ uncalled for queer. You don’t even know me and your telling me I smoke pot and don’t know what brutal means. First off, I don’t do drugs and I never will. Those are for the fuckin’ braindead retards that have nothing better to waste their money on. Second I do know what brutal means:
•barbarous: (of persons or their actions) able or disposed to inflict pain or suffering
•harsh
•beastly: resembling a beast; showing lack of human sensibility
•disagreeably direct and precise
Plus my parent’s don’t care what I watch on t.v. as long as it’s censored, so basicaly anything on basic cable (including Metalocalypse). You can’t control what I do so fuck off, you don’t even know me. I’m a fuckin’ metal head for life and I don’t care what anyone thinks about me.
Hmmmm i have like 3 braincells left huh?
Look at the fuckin douchebag who typed this.