Dethklok DETHCARDS!

Metalocalypse Playing Cards

Briefcase Full of Guts? No, Little Box Full of Cards! You’ve got the long, black hair. You’ve got the guitar. You’ve got the T-shirt with skulls and blood on it. You’ve got the growl in your voice. You’re so metal you’re practically an avatar of death. Everyone’s got to pass the time though, even the hardcore like you, but the entire mystique is ruined when you pull out your deck of cards with bright blue fish on the back. What to do? We’ve got your back. Everyone around you will know how dedicated you are to being bitchin’ when even your playing cards are metal. Not that they’re actually metal cards, those would be really hard to shuffle.

• Fifty four cards inside a box, all emblazoned with hardcore Dethklok art
• Clubs and spades as black as the night, hearts and diamonds as red as blood
• Don’t play Old Maid with these, that’s not metal at all

• This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A. and Canada.
• SKU: MTLASCARDS