Hey Dethklok.org, how’s it going? So check this out, not only am I a huge Dethklok fan, I’m a Dethklok superfan. I wanted to pay tribute to the most brutal band of all time. . . so I put their logo on the hood of my car.

Now that’s a true Klokateer!

Me playing Thunderhorse by Dethklok. Check out my other metal covers at:

http://www.youtube.com/user/meghanthemetalqueen

I was thinking about getting a dethclok tattoo. I have a few others now and they are black and white should I leep it black and white or should I go color? I was going to get that winged thing that is real dethkoloky> I guess it’s more metalocalysey.

http://media.photobucket.com/image/metalocalypse/carnageX3/Renders/Metalocalypse.jpg

That thing that’s what i’m thinking of. Should i get it color or black and white?

Kevin

It’d be funny if you guys made a show about the "Cthulhu" from H.P. Lovecraft. But really just just a thought I’m not even sure if you guys will even read this but yeah. If so just thought about it going through some of my old books. Keep it Metal

Walter

Hey Deathklok…….you rock…..(cheesy…I know)….I want a banana sticker…….and coffee and I don’t wish that you be dead and I LOVE YOU ALL and ………..I will go to as many shows and buy and promote and ….etc.

Diana

U GUYS ROCK!!!!!!!! hey y dont u play in denver i rly love u guys and i cant wait for u guys to air the next sesoin

Kevin K

hi im your biggest fan on turkey but i cant find your materials on turkey can you help me for this oh and i play bass guitar bryan you are the best dude you are my GOD!

deWilcry

dethklok. dead kennedys. hello? DK DK. referential (SUBTLE!!!!not named in the show) a bit of full-circle. it really is a no-brainer – the fusion of punk and metal. it’s only a matter of time. you know what I mean, you bastard. MITCHELL!

my former bf and i used to live together… we were very close and when not laughing our asses off … he had an unusual talent! to be able to do the voices of the band we love ( deathklok ) and quote untill the cows came home. as a fond memory i had with him… after we broke up i wasnt able to watch the show listen to the music without crying. when this little blurb ran in my head " holy fuck nuts… im sentimental over…deathklok… oh good god i need fucking help"  we are great friends again and nothing is more soothin to the soul then " i knows tokis … i knows"

alex

First off the show last night in des moines, fucking brutal!!!! second before dethklok came on they had an add with eddie riggs for the new brutal legend game that came out and my pal went outside to smoke and didnt get to see it do you know where i can find that video? if its exclusive and not posted yet thats cool.

Chris H

Dethklok rules! My wife and I love Dethklok! Finally a great metal band without all the bullshit. If you are anywhere near our house you will hear at least 10 Dethklok songs, usually in a row. Great lyrics, bass, guitar and a kick ass drum beat have been missing in a metal band for so long, it’s great to finally hear all of the elements that make a for great metal bnad come together. Dethklok rocks!

Russell

My lab/pit puppy has a huge crush on Nathan Explosion. To the point she licks my tv when he’s on it. No joke. I want to take her to one of the concerts, but idk is that possible? She wants to lick him in person xD

Just a lot of fuckin’ thanx!\m/

Shadow1380

hey dudes i was wondering if in the future if you will veer condifer or do a show in floridaa at panam city beach florida or pensaola beach florida or just in florida at all cause i want to see you guys live…….. i have yet to experiance my first live concert and it would be brutal to attend a dethklok concert

Chris

Where are pics & names of the guys who actually play this stuff? (the REAL ones, not the cartoons!)?

KlokHead

Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!

Carlos

hi

first of all i was wondering if dethklok has any plans for the near future to come to the uk for a tour i would try to see very uk show if you came, and when will season 2 of metalocalypse be released in our region as i have dethalbum 2 and love it i just want to see the episodes there from thanks chris payne

Chris

Hello,

going to your show in Atlanta at tabernackle. I am taking a "hopefully" future wife. Could I ask if you could either say something during concert or a message on video? Just want to impress her. Maybe a back stage pass?

Anything that you come up with would be awesome.

Thanks, Scott

So for the first CD, there were about 5000 extra songs from the TV show, and they were released on the better edition CD.

For the 2nd CD, theres still bonus tracks, I think Dethrace, Dethwedding, and the one with the girls attacking nathan or whatever are the best songs and I dont know why their not on the album, but the worst part is the deluxe edition doesnt have any bonus songs! Where can I get these full songs?

Bacon

I do not understand why the touring band, as talented as they are, do not attempt to portray the characters likeness. These characters, even though they are animated, created the fan base with their appearance as well. For a touring band it should be high on the list to recreate the elements that make Dethklok appealing to the fans who support it. As a fan of black metal the music alone does not make THIS band what the fans expect. Where is the harm in at least dressing the part? Costumes are not only for Halloween…just ask King Diamond.

JessiKa

I love Dethklok! Guys are awesome! Dethklok rulz! When singing in Romania? When come LIVE in CLUJ-NAPOCA? I wait all life ,but dethklok……tik-tak…tik-tak…:))Joken:) See ya!

DrakAngelo

Dude, you guys have got to go full lenght with Duncan Hills #2 (from Dethdoubles). It kicks the shit out of part 1!!! I would buy it even if it was just a single.

Rivers

Is it POSSIBLE for some "Planet Piss" or "Snakes N Barrels" or some "Rock and Roll Clown " downloads??? Is any of that stuff available? Im just a rock and roll clown!!!

Chris

Metalocalypse Girls Shirt

We know what you’re thinking, ladies. Finally, a shirt that consolidates your fondness for distorted guitars and growling vocals with your love of pretty horsies. Let your clothes do the rampaging for you with this fashionable Metalocalypse Girls T-shirt. It’s like having your own personal Thunderhorse rampaging over your brooding, feminine frame.

• Designed exclusively for ladies or lady-shaped men
• Covers your shameful nudity with a brutal, equine majesty
• Mysterious dark rider may be the sadist of your dreams

• -This item can be gift-boxed.
• -This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A. and Canada.
• -SKU: MTLASWMTNK

Metalocalypse Thong

Get closer to Dethklok than you ever thought possible with this luxurious Metalocalypse-branded thong. With these soft, cottony undergarments caressing your nethers, every step will serve as a gentle, cheek-flossing reminder of the invasive power of your favorite animated death metal band.

• Delivers on promise of essential genital coverage
• As close to a romantic night with Nathan Explosion as you’re likely to get

• -This item can be gift-boxed.
• -This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A. and Canada.
• -SKU: MTLASTHONG

Metalocalypse Skulls Shirt

You love Dethklok. You love shirts. Well then you must be pretty stoked for this fancy-shmancy new Metalocalypse design! Woven from pure hatred, a sullen blackness surrounds a grim vision of death that bathes your bitterness in a rich decadence. Also, it has some pretty bitching skulls on it.

• Multiple skulls allow you to glare at your peers in three directions at once
• Woo goths by displaying the visual imagery of every poem they wrote in high school

• -This item can be gift-boxed.
• -This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A. and Canada.
• -SKU: MTLASFILTEE

Metalocalypse Tablature Book w/ DVD

With the Metalocalypse Guitar Tab book, you can learn the confoundingly fast notes behind such Dethklok songs as “Bloodrocuted,” “Thunderhorse” and “Go Forth and Die.” Keep practicing and one day you will be able to face down Skwisgaar in a metal duel to the death. But not really. Because he is still just a cartoon character and you are a human person.

• Astonish your family with your rendition of “Face Fisted” at your next Mother’s Day event.
• Included lyrics allow you to finally learn what Nathan believes awaits you in death.
• Learn the subtle nuances behind two different types of ocean related homicide when you learn “Murmaider” and “Go Into the Water.”
• Complete tabs for 16 songs.

• -This item can be gift-boxed.
• -This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A. and Canada.
• -SKU: MTLASMUSBK

Murderface Shirt

If you look long enough into the eyes of Murderface, you might be surprised at what you find there. You might just find the chest of someone who wishes you would stop looking at their chest face, if that person is wearing Adult Swim’s latest awesometastic foray into T-Shirtery, the Murderface T-Shirt. Featuring a stylized, symmetrical representation of the first face in metal bass, you’ll hypnotize anyone daring enough to just stare at your body. If that’s what you’re looking for, you’re welcome.

• 100% cotton, as far as we know
• Black, white & gray, like the colors of your mind
• Stylized Murderface looks like spaceship with mustache

• -This item can be gift-boxed.
• -This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A. and Canada.
• -SKU: MTLMFACET

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