—–Original Message—–
From: Cenzo
Sent: Sunday, April 18, 2010 9:52 AM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: Guitar Tunnings (I’m not asking I know its C)

How come you chose to use C standard to play all your songs? (Actually most with the expection of the Coffee jingle). I mean why not go one step lower and use cheat B standard, like Five Finger Deth punch. Or even use a 7 string (that would be so metall). Please get back to me, I really wanted to know your thoughts on this.

Cenzo

—–Original Message—–
From: Paul
Sent: Sunday, April 18, 2010 10:43 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: Discovery

Basically i discovered Metalocalypse last year and am never quite sure how to spell it.

They have made such in an impression on me that i now would like to get full Deathklok sleeve on my right arm, basically of Mordhaus and thunderhorse etc Are there any artists in touch with the site that may be willing to undertake such a task?

From: alex
Sent: Monday, April 19, 2010 8:34 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: Dethklok miniatures

Hey Folks
Just found your fan community site, thought you’d get a kick out of these – 28mm Dethklok minis I made for Warhammer 40k.

http://s105.photobucket.com/albums/m216/Allykz666/Metalocalypse%20Miniatures/
Cheers Alex

—–Original Message—–
From: Jotham
Sent: Tuesday, April 20, 2010 9:23 AM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: we need u!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when r u coming to Puerto Rico

I LOVE DETHKLOK KILL ME

—–Original Message—–
From: Wendy
Sent: Monday, April 26, 2010 11:01 AM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: Want to Join Fan Club! Hope we Meet! want to be on Show! Get Shout Out!

O Wild and Wooly Warriors! My Dear Avenging Angels! Please allow me,to share my Love and Loyalty! I have a Dream:Might you,O Brutal Lords,Have a Fan Club,I Could Join? Might I also share a dream;To See you,in Concert,to be a Princess,to meet you,and be on the Show,to Sing to you of my Love and get a Shout-Out,for Birthday and Anniversary.

Thank You sooo Much,and Hope your email,is back up soon,so we may talk to the Great Band!Love Ya!

—–Original Message—–
From: Connor
Sent: Monday, April 26, 2010 9:41 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: Metalocalypse game

Hey me and my friends ate in highschool and we love dethklok and we also decided to make a random rpg game so what better idea for a ge than to follow dethklok. Do you know of any way I can contact Brendan small or the metalocalypse studio to talk to them about it so we don’t get far into it and have to shut it down because of copyright. We would be very happy for any information thank you.

From, Connor

—–Original Message—–
From: Tinker Bell
Sent: Tuesday, April 27, 2010 9:35 AM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: I wanna.

Hey sexy! I wanna meet you! RSVP….. Mr Really Toki for sure. I even love you.

—–Original Message—–
From: Sam Desharnais [mailto:sam_desharnais@hotmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, April 28, 2010 8:51 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: concert

Dethklok should come to Winnipeg!

—–Original Message—–
From: Alexander

Sent: Saturday, May 01, 2010 6:26 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: episode ideas

mordhaus is huge, and so I think Mr. Smalls should take advantage of that for episode, for example say that mordhaus is so big that there are rooms even the band dont know about, (not secret rooms) just rooms they have not got to yet. make somthing like a pool room and make an episode where the band discovers the pool and make an episode around that, you know somthing like dethpool

Hello there, I’m Gigi and I have listened to Dethklok since they were out
I just wanted to let you guys know that I will be using at least one of your songs for a last minute project from school. I gave you guys credit at the end of the video anyway, but once its up, I will be sending the link if you are interested.

Thank You
-Gigi-

Sure….

—–Original Message—–
From: samantha
Sent: Thursday, May 06, 2010 9:28 AM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: WHY???!!!

why doesnt metalocalypse come on tv anymore? i miss the shows SO much!! i really want to see the rest of season 3 its KILLING me!!

Sept 26th – Honest…

—–Original Message—–
From: Luke
Sent: Thursday, May 06, 2010 9:31 AM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: yo…..

so i want to know if adult swim is going to put the best damn show in the hole fucking world back on tv? i really like metalocalypse it is my favorit show and i dont understand why its not on any more?

26th of Sept

—–Original Message—–
From: Stevenh
Sent: Friday, May 07, 2010 1:53 AM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: Fan stuff and guitar

Brendon thanks so much for dethklok, the music rules and there is finally a show for metal heads. As a fellow lover and player of the guitar I purchased both tab books (along with both cd’s dvd’s and I’ve seen you with chimaria and also with mastodon) so I could learn many of the songs I love so much, and I have learned so much and have become a much better guitarist because of them, regardless of a lot of the solos being a bit over my head. I’ve been playing for years and music is my passion, I’m not an amazing guitarist but my music is good none the less, despite having old and shitty equipment, and its even worse when I try and play your stuff cause of the drop C, but whatever its gets me through I guess but its a struggle. I would get nicer equipment but getting a job right now just isn’t happening, any way sorry about that it just kinda sucks. My dream would be to get my band off the ground, but its not happening right now but I’m working on it. I love you man and thanks

for music and entertainment that is really for metal heads.

—–Original Message—–
From: robert
Sent: Wednesday, May 12, 2010 3:38 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: just married

ive been a proveyer of brutal metal all my life and i just got married.. my wife is slowly getting out of the mainstream bullshit that we all hate and the one thing we can agree on is dethklok is there anyway to get an autographed pic of the band.. this would make mine and my wife’s day

—–Original Message—–
From: anthony
Sent: Wednesday, May 12, 2010 4:58 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: tabs

could you guys find guitar tabs for some of the songs

Seems like everyone wants tabs….

—-Original Message—–
From: mike
Sent: Saturday, May 15, 2010 7:53 AM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject:

hey guys whats up you guys are the most kickass band on the planet and i want a little taste of the deat klock tone my self what i want to know is i just got a line 6 spider iii amp 15 watt and i want to know your amp settings for drive,bass,mid,treble,chan vol,also do you use chorus flange,phaser,tremolo,sweep echo,tape echo,reverb,and master also do you guys use any foot pedals as well as any guitar secrets for fast insane face melting playing thanks oh and hi murder face

tours truly,mike

—–Original Message—–
From: Kaleb
Sent: Monday, May 17, 2010 11:05 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: Band members

Hey Dethklok! Just wanted to say that you are officially my #1 favorite band AND tv show!! But anyways, everytime I see you guys on stage, Pickles, Toki, Nathan, Skwisgar and Muderface are not even on stage! Are they just made for the show or are they real? And if they are real, who plays the voices for the show?

See this site for all the info

—–Original Message—–
From: Josh
Sent: Tuesday, May 18, 2010 6:19 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: dethgame for ps3?

ok now im just about to go postal and kill everyone!! WHERE IS THE DETHGAME FOR PS3???!!! i would chop off my dingdong for it to be released today!!! seriously can you guys see what is taking so long for this game?

Get out the chopper – it’s been canceled

—–Original Message—–
From: SPC Williams
Sent: Friday, May 21, 2010 11:50 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: Dethklok rocks!

Just wanted to say there are alot of us over here in Iraq that think Dethklok Rules! We cant wait to get to watch season 3 ( we only have 1 &2 ). Dethklok and all other americans are the reason we do what we do.

** We here sent a pile of DVD’s to Iraq…. Maybe you found one… if not more will go email your address we will see what we can do…

—–Original Message—–
From: mike
Sent: Sunday, May 23, 2010 6:45 AM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: request

hello,

i love you guys.please send a autographed picture and a few guitar picks.that would be awesome.thanks for your time.

mike

For free… we are a starving band….

—–Original Message—–
From: alex
Sent: Saturday, May 29, 2010 9:30 AM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: skwisgaars amp settings

What are skwisgaars amp settings using high,middle,low,gain, and level?

—–Original Message—–
From: Dakota
Sent: Monday, May 31, 2010 9:32 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: tattoo

i just got a dethklok klokateer gear on my neck and was wondering how to send a pic to you guys so you can stick it up on the site with the other pics you have up

Email it in we will post it up….

—–Original Message—–
From: Spencer A

Sent: Tuesday, June 01, 2010 1:44 AM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: theabominationstudio.com

Hey this is Spencer from theabominationstudio.com just wondering if anyone out there would want to write a brutal review about Dethklok. We love Dethklok but need other people to write reviews for the site. Hope to hear from you all. And have fun checkin out the site.

HEY BRUTAL FANS – GO TO THIS SITE AND WRITE A REVIEW AND MAKE SPENCERS DAY!

—–Original Message—–
From: RICH
Sent: Wednesday, June 02, 2010 11:55 AM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: SONGBOOK JERKS!

I can’t find tabs anywhere. It’s all about your stupid takedown notice so they could make more money. Maybe some people will just find another band to play along to that DOESN’T make them go buy their official songbook. Brendon Small is a total GOOFBALL DILDOE!!!!

DILDO is Spelled DILDO…

—–Original Message—–
From: Daniel
Sent: Wednesday, June 02, 2010 3:20 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: dethalbum 2 songbook

Hi. I just wanted to know if the dethklok dethalbum 2 songbook contained bass guitar tabs as well.

Best to ask in the forums….

—–Original Message—–
From: Kalin Johnston Kjohnston@authoritymag.com

Sent: Wednesday, June 02, 2010 11:17 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: Interested in an interview

How are you? My name is Kalin Johnston and I currently work as a journalist for publications such as MMA Authority & Lifestyle Magazine, TheGarv.com, & Fightbook.com. My newest project is a blog called L.R.F. (Lifestyle of the Rich & Famous) where I conduct interviews with anyone from a big name in the music industry to pro athletes. I’m conducting my first interview for the blog this week with Big Black who is the star of MTV’s Rob & Big. Also this week I’ll be talking to both Vinnie Paz and Reef from the rap duo Jedi Mind Tricks and next week I’ll be speaking with the band Winds of Plague. I’m writing you this evening to express my interest in conducting an interview Dethklok for L.R.F. If this is something you would be interested in setting up let me know. Thanks for your time.

Kalin

—–Original Message—–
From: Bastiaan
Sent: Saturday, June 05, 2010 4:28 AM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: tour

I know it’s a small chanse it would happen but are you guys planning to tour outside the states, because i love to see you guys perform in holland.

If so check out the "Melkweg" in Amsterdam.

Hope to hear from you,

Bastiaan

The Netherlands

ps: dethklok, klok is dutch for clock.

—–Original Message—–
From: chris
Sent: Tuesday, June 08, 2010 9:45 AM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject:

you guys are the shit i love the brutal show u did in CA you blew my balls right off keep up the brutal metal

—–Original Message—–
From: Bryant
Sent: Thursday, June 10, 2010 4:50 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: 2010 Tour?

Hey Dethklok, I was wondering if you’re doing a 2010 tour. I tried looking on the site and couldn’t find any info. If you are, lemme know. Also, it’d be awesome if you could drop by Orlando during your tour. Thanks~

No telling yet….

—–Original Message—–
From: Sam

Sent: Saturday, June 12, 2010 12:03 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: Song Suggestion

my brothers and I came up with a goofy song called Death By Shopping Kart. I was wondering if you guys could make it into a song. I’d really appreciate it.

Regards,Sam

—–Original Message—–
From: Senteint6
Sent: Wednesday, June 16, 2010 1:57 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: Pickles on vocals

Dethklok needs more songs with Pickles on vocals. Hatredcopter was insane!!

We will tell Pickles to get his crap together….

—–Original Message—–
From: Nick
Sent: Thursday, June 17, 2010 1:05 AM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: When is Dethalbum III coming out?

When is Dethalbum III coming out? I have bought all your shit and I am a huge fan! Dethklok is awesome! I really want "crush the industry" to be on the Dethalbum III, that’s my favorite song. Thanks for reading my e-mail. Hope to hear from you soon.

Nov 2

—–Original Message—–
From: Garrett
Sent: Saturday, June 19, 2010 10:25 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: episodes

why did the episodes stop only after 5-6 episodes into the 3rd season. i want them back

Spet 26th

—–Original Message—–
From: Ivan
Sent: Sunday, June 20, 2010 4:50 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: metalocalypse

what happing with the rest of the season three. did it get cancel? yes or no

Sept 26th

—–Original Message—–
From: Robert
Sent: Sunday, June 20, 2010 10:37 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: Fuckers!!!!

I use to love Dethklok! Use too! Every tabs site I visit to learn more dethklok love says their tabs have been removed my money hungry faggots… now what money hungry faggots could have forced the removal of tabs… hmmm… only one fucking guess. FUCK YOU GUYS AND YOUR FUCK ASS CARTOON BAND!!! FUCK YOU ALL FOREVER!!! ONE FAN LOST FOREVER!!! YOU GREEDY ASS FAGGOTS!!! I HOPE DATHKLOK FALLS AND BURNS FOREVER!!!!!!!!! AND I’M GLAD PEOPLE CAN DOWNLOAD YOU MUSIC FOR FREE ANYTIME AND ROB YOU FAGGOTS OF YOUR UNDESERVED MONIES!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BE FAGGOTS ALL YOU WANT, BUT GUESS WHAT, PIRACY WILL TAKE YOU ALL BROKE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ok that’s a lot of hate there…..

—–Original Message—–
From: jodi

Sent: Tuesday, June 22, 2010 3:58 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: dethklock rules!

As soon as Dethklock came out i was hooked. I fell in love with toki. I wish there were men like him around. You guys have tapped into my brutal side and every time i watch dethklok my head want to somehow contribute to the blood and mayhem. I wasn’t abel to see you guys in concert but i will kill my way to the next one. I will die for dethklock! murder you later jodi.

—–Original Message—–
From: Michelle
Sent: Tuesday, June 22, 2010 10:26 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: luvtheshow.

I love the show so much. Thanks for everything!!! Nathan is cool.

Nathan knows it too…..

—–Original Message—–
From: Cole
Sent: Wednesday, June 23, 2010 6:13 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: Hey Dethklok

Hey Dethklok,

I Live Your Music. My Favorite Song from You Is Burn The Earth And The Cyborg Slayers.

Stay Cool.

Sincerly, Cole  # 1 Dethklok Fan.

—–Original Message—–
From: Juan
Sent: Sunday, June 27, 2010 1:29 AM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: Dear Dethklok,

I know this isn’t your website but if you look at these comments, I hope you read mine. This is probably your youngest fan. Im 12 right now but im gonna turn 13 in August. I’ve seen your T.V. shows and listened to your music since yall came out in stores. I really like yalls music and I hope you keep making more shows and music. Anyways, if you wanna check out my myspace here it is {http://www.myspace.com/247337659}Its preety much all about yall. Youre the best band ever and I really hope you read mine, and all these other fans comments. -Juan JL |..|, P.S.- My Dethday is on the 14th of Agaust.

STAY BRUTAL MAN!!!!!!!

—–Original Message—–
From: Rob
Sent: Sunday, June 27, 2010 5:30 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: Sorry

I take it back. I sent in some shitty piss mail not long ago. I take it all back. Dethklok is… brutal. Just stop being fags and making websites remove tabs.

—–Original Message—–
From: sam
Sent: Tuesday, June 29, 2010 8:02 AM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: stuff

there is not enough epasodes, dethklok rules!!!

—–Original Message—–
From: hp
Sent: Thursday, July 01, 2010 6:51 AM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: Bullet for my valentine has get solo from ur’s song.

Im a guy from finland, and i don’t know have somebody mensioned that Bullet for my valentine’s – "one last fight" Solo is same as your’s solo as duncan hills coffee jingle. Im really fucked up about this and hope u do somethin to this, and email to me plz!

-Hp Hannula

Hmm all is good in the Heavy metal World man…..

—–Original Message—–
From: Matt
Sent: Wednesday, July 07, 2010 7:35 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: Woweee!

Like The show a bunch, and the music kicks ass. thought i’d let ya know. shouts From winfield, ks. Laterz.

Thanks…..

—–Original Message—–
From: Brennan
Sent: Thursday, July 08, 2010 12:56 AM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: third album

Whens ur 3rd album coming out.

It’s on the site now…

—–Original Message—–
From: Xavier Bloodgorge
Sent: Friday, July 16, 2010 9:49 AM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: Things need to be more f*cking brutal…

Where the f*ck am i?…things need to be more f*cking brutal around here >_>

BRUTAL NAME MAN!

From: Reese
Sent: Friday, July 16, 2010 1:12 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: I WANT A KLOKATEER NUMBER!

I wish to be a Klokateer and will be getting the tattoo in the next couple months. Most likely with an atomic bomb on it inside the gear. Please give me a number! HAIL DETHKLOK!

Pick your favorite – they might never be assigned and there will be fighting.. wait that is brutal….

—–Original Message—–
From: Kaleb 
Sent: Sunday, July 18, 2010 12:14 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: hello

hi. I was wondering if I could ask Murderface some questions. email me back please.

Sure – email them in….

—–Original Message—–
From: joshua
Sent: Monday, July 19, 2010 7:38 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: metalacolypse

man i love the cartoon you guys put out i watch almost every night its great advertisment

Stay Brutal!

—–Original Message—–
From: AussieKlokateer
Sent: Thursday, July 22, 2010 10:38 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: season 3 in australia and concert!

do you know when the new episodes are going to show on adult swim?? and when are dethklok going to tour all through australia? especially perth, i know for a fact they would sell out! we are all waiting for them, now bring some deth to australias!

** Sept 26th – as for a Tour… no idea yet…

—–Original Message—–
From: Chris
Sent: Sunday, July 25, 2010 12:38 AM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: tabs on Ultimate-Guitar

Hey I know you’re not affiliated with Adult Swim or Brendon Small, but do you have any idea if they have something to do with the removal of tabs on the ultimate-guitar.com website? If so, that’s really fucking lame.

Doubtful – But licensing is licensing….. will try to ask my contacts….

—–Original Message—–
From: Greg
Sent: Sunday, July 25, 2010 8:27 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: Chainmail condom

Two words, Chainmail condom. Yeah you’ve read correctly. If you haven’t thought of this idea/some other guy coming up with it. I thought it would be most brutal if there would at least a reference to ‘a chainmail condom’.

You’re humble servant.

-G. Mead

** Holy Crap…..

–Original Message—–
From: Kev
Sent: Wednesday, July 28, 2010 7:33 AM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: Dr. Rockzo

whats all the episodes with Dr. Rockzo in the episodes?

** Check the forum – those crazies know it all…

—–Original Message—–
From: Jeremy
Sent: Sunday, August 01, 2010 2:50 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: Dethklok tour lists

Hey nothing to major, but was just wondering if Dethklok was going to be heading to St. Louis or IL for any concerts in the near future. I’d like to hear back when you have a chance thanks.

DETHKLOK RULES!

** When we know you will know…..

—–Original Message—–
From: Kristopher
Sent: Monday, August 02, 2010 5:38 AM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: new alblum/songs for guitar hero

Hi my name is Kristopher. I was hoping for info on guitar hero song releases ,I know you are releasing bloodlines for the next installment ,was there any other titles for upcoming release.also will there be a third alblum. thanx numer one fan!

** Site will have the info as soon as we know…

—–Original Message—–
From: Alyxandra
Sent: Tuesday, August 03, 2010 9:07 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: Contributions with love

Hello my name is alyx and ive been a fan since metalocylpse first aired on teletoon (i live in canada) since then i have dedicated much time in displaying my love for the show, the "band" and the music. Heres a video i made a few months ago just as a tribute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLjrHHURmNg

I can create more, not to mention i have a ton of art work.

if you would like the files sent to you instead of linked, just send me an email with an email address i can send them to.

looking forward to hearing from you soon if you are interested.

im sorry if this is an inconvenience, i dont have windows mail installed on my computer at the moment.

cheers, alyx

—–Original Message—–
From: JB
Sent: Thursday, August 05, 2010 9:49 AM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject:

Are there going to be any more concerts? If not,why?

** No telling at this point – Episodes first….

—–Original Message—–
From: Vance
Sent: Saturday, August 07, 2010 12:26 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: 70,000 tons of metal cruise

You guys should so play it!!!! Be there just saying.

** Hmmmmm….. That is a lot of tons of metal

—–Original Message—–
From: dexter
Sent: Sunday, August 08, 2010 2:24 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: guitar

i would like to know how the sound of the guitar is so perfect, and how its played. i listen to the songs and try to play along but it doesnt sound as good. so if you could help me sound as good as Brendon Small it would help me as a guitar player.

** Cannot give away all the Dethklok secrets….Banana Stickers help thou….

—–Original Message—–
From: Antonio
Sent: Monday, August 09, 2010 10:48 AM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: is the metalocalypse over?

why did the game get canceled and is the show done for good?

** Game Cancelled yes – Show back on Sept 26th

—–Original Message—–
From: James
Sent: Wednesday, August 11, 2010 3:26 PM
To: info@dethklok.org
Subject: Klokateer

Whatever channel no channel whatever, I will follow you guys to the end and back. You guys bring two things i love metal and uh yea metal together. THANK YOU BRANDON!!!! Keep up the great work and cant wait for more brutal stuff in the future. Thanks agin.

STAY BRUTAL!

From: Alex
Sent: Sunday, August 15, 2010 8:25 PM
To: deth klok
Subject: metalocalypse

it’s been august for like 3 weeks or has the date moved?

** Yep – Sept 26th **

Found on the lovely internet by a fan – FYI – Reply in comments as you feel appropriate:

The web brings freedom of speech – sadly most of that is just not spoken very well – No spelling has been corrected:

From site:

http://whythingsuck.blogspot.com/2010/01/dethklok-fansites-and-why-they-suck.html

SUNDAY, JANUARY 3, 2010

Dethklok Fansites and why they Suck!

In honor of Dethklok, this is going to be my most BRUTAL post ever.
Where do i begin? Let’s start with these pre-teen pussies,first of all no one give a shit about teenager especially me. When you your old to vote? I might give a shit,but don’t cont on it.
OH and speaking you pre-teen jack-offs,you should be NOT watching this show,and if are you have bad parents that don’t have a fucking clue on how to be a parent? Yes i am saying parenting from shit.
I was a teen at one time,and ye it sucked to be one. I know you think dethklok is cool and as you kids like to say "stay brutal" you have no fucking clue what that means? your FEEBLE minds just grasp the concept of brutal. It doesn’t surprise me that you can’t, 99.9% smoke pot, do drugs man no wonder you kids are so fucked up. Do any of you have any braincells left? Gee,I am surprised your not out their drinking bleach? Oh CRAP! I just gave you little shits out there and Idea damn it!
Only if you "truly" grasp the concept, but face it you can’t unless slowly explains IT you.
On a count of that 1 braincell left lol!
Man I am surprised someone doesn’t have to remind you to breathe?
Hell if it were up to me I would spay and neuter all of you fucking kids!
LOL! that was fun:P
Now about these Dethklok fan site "sigh" I would say that all of the pretty much suck! There are a couple of exceptions.
The one I personally like is Diefordethklok.org it’s well put together but here are my "issue’s" with the site? First of it’s a pay site sorta,yo have to pay to jon the site but you support the site,buy buying dethklok products through Amazon.com can we say sell out!
Another thing I have a "huge" problem is they post stuff on there that any one with half a brain would know by either watching the show or googling it.
They recently tried to import a video to the site,which i am now response for that the embedding part.
It looks like it Jpeged on the site, it looks like crap hey we now can videos on our site that anyone who could watch for free on adult swim.com
They also claim that the #1 source for everything for dethklok, and I believe that Santa Claus is real. If there the #1 site? How come they had no fucking clue about the dethklk movie?
"Scoffs" number one site BULLSHIT! The reason they haven’t updated it yet? It’s because they have to wait to steel info from other sites. Like N4G does,oh heavens no! Let’s just be a bunch of lazy assess and smoke pot and get wasted or troll someone n the Internet. Why? because suck! And we don’t have an original thought in our entire head because were teenagers and were LOSERS! Here let me throw you a fucking clue? For all you dumb asses out there on the Internet,let me congratulate you! For those that "ripped off" Nathan Explosions name because you were to stupid to think on your own? Because you have that only one braincell left? And you need it to…. ROLFMAO! what am I thinking you will be 40 yrs old and living with your parents still. And the only time you you would have sex with would be that blow-up doll yo order on you parents credit card and not telling them lulz! And the closet you will ever come to touching fur? Is when your cat brushes up against you lulz! Oh when you tell you other ‘loser friends’ that you ha some pussy in your lap you were referring too your cat rolfmao!
Now I am going to teach you "brain dead kids out there? Now pay attention if you can?
The word Nathan is slang for "erection that won’t go away" so basically all of are walking boners so congratulations! Your all offically JERK OFFS!
You know what will suck the most? other than trying to suck your own dick.
When this show is off the air,will anyone care about anymore? When the next big thing comes?
You will probably do what 99.9% of the entires world population does? Dump the old stuff and focus on what’s new. And you call yourself fans?
Everyone knows that teens have the attention span of a fly lol!
I will continue with he next wannabe blogger tomorrow? Because i have to come up with someone real good for the next wannabe.

Link to detklok sites:
http://www.dethklok.org/

POSTED BY VICIOUS ANIMAL AT 5:21 PM

Weeks later, I started listening to entire songs from the album. "I’m going to the concert…so I might as well know the songs I’ll be hearing," I thought. They grew on me. Initially, I expected more humor, like their first album, Dethalbum I. I realized that I failed to appreciate the upgraded DETH in this music. I found myself head banging so hard at the 1:45 mark that I looked psychotic. I felt psychotic. I felt like I wanted to throw myself against the walls and break everything. Brutal.

Yes, some of this new album’s songs begin with similar guitar rhythms, BUT each of these songs progress and grow into a unique and, ultimately, brutal song. It’s like Dethklok made 12 snowballs (yes there are 12 songs on the album) and rolled them down different sides of Mt. Everest. Each snowball got bigger, rolled faster, gained momentum, picked up trees and small animals until it was a raging monstrous demon of snow and debris utterly destroying everything in its’ path. This album smashes the listeners’ ears and mind with epic guitar, insane drumming, and the hissing and roaring of Nathan Explosion (Brendan Small). Chills running down your spine and blood coming from your ears, you feel like screaming, "FUCK YES!" Each song leaves you craving more. More, more, more drumming more guitar more volume!!! No matter how loud you crank your speakers, you’ll want it louder. I was deafened at the concert, and only then was I truly satisfied.

Ok, so what’s my point? This brutal and very well constructed album has managed to outdo its’ predecessor, Dethalbum I. I didn’t think it was possible, Dethalbum I was incredible, but Dethalbum II has become a force to be reckoned with, and, in my opinion, obliterates the fans’ expectations in becoming a bona fide BAND. It’s not fake anymore, it’s not just a cartoon, it’s real and it’s amazing music. You’d be a fool not to buy this album.

Thanks for reading!

-Griffen Read

Hey Dethklok.org, how’s it going? So check this out, not only am I a huge Dethklok fan, I’m a Dethklok superfan. I wanted to pay tribute to the most brutal band of all time. . . so I put their logo on the hood of my car.

Now that’s a true Klokateer!

Airs: Mon, Nov 23 12:30 AM

The guys try to avoid going to the doctor by experimenting with a variety of home remedies. Elsewhere, Nathan needs to visit the dentist; and Murderface has an identity crisis after a mishap at the doctor’s office.

 http://video.adultswim.com/metalocalypse/dethhealth.html

My Review:

Who knew ball removal could be so brutal! This ep starts off with neutering turned metal, then like almost everyone of their concerts, something goes wrong. Dethklok lives were almost lost. The now concerned Dethklok have to go see a doctor but before that they get a week of partying. After returning feeling miserable as hell, pickles gives the rest of the band the idea that Bleach = Medicine. Boy was he wrong. After the painful excruciating check-up, we learn that Pickles is dying and Murderface may be gay. Yes you fan girls finally got your wish.

Well its been confirmed everything toki loves dies, and get a song for their deth. Anyways overall this was a pretty good ep we get 2 new songs in this ep. Toki song of Deth, and a Dethklok. Can’t beat that. For me the comedy was kinda lacking in this ep. Sorry this ep wasn’t as funny imo that’s all I’m saying. Anyways Overall I give this ep a 5/5 and 4/5 on the comedy factor.

OH PS NO NEW EP NEXT WEEK! OUR NEXT EP IS THE DETHKLOK CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

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I was thinking about getting a dethclok tattoo. I have a few others now and they are black and white should I leep it black and white or should I go color? I was going to get that winged thing that is real dethkoloky> I guess it’s more metalocalysey.

http://media.photobucket.com/image/metalocalypse/carnageX3/Renders/Metalocalypse.jpg

That thing that’s what i’m thinking of. Should i get it color or black and white?

Kevin

It’d be funny if you guys made a show about the "Cthulhu" from H.P. Lovecraft. But really just just a thought I’m not even sure if you guys will even read this but yeah. If so just thought about it going through some of my old books. Keep it Metal

Walter

Hey Deathklok…….you rock…..(cheesy…I know)….I want a banana sticker…….and coffee and I don’t wish that you be dead and I LOVE YOU ALL and ………..I will go to as many shows and buy and promote and ….etc.

Diana

U GUYS ROCK!!!!!!!! hey y dont u play in denver i rly love u guys and i cant wait for u guys to air the next sesoin

Kevin K

hi im your biggest fan on turkey but i cant find your materials on turkey can you help me for this oh and i play bass guitar bryan you are the best dude you are my GOD!

deWilcry

dethklok. dead kennedys. hello? DK DK. referential (SUBTLE!!!!not named in the show) a bit of full-circle. it really is a no-brainer – the fusion of punk and metal. it’s only a matter of time. you know what I mean, you bastard. MITCHELL!

my former bf and i used to live together… we were very close and when not laughing our asses off … he had an unusual talent! to be able to do the voices of the band we love ( deathklok ) and quote untill the cows came home. as a fond memory i had with him… after we broke up i wasnt able to watch the show listen to the music without crying. when this little blurb ran in my head " holy fuck nuts… im sentimental over…deathklok… oh good god i need fucking help"  we are great friends again and nothing is more soothin to the soul then " i knows tokis … i knows"

alex

First off the show last night in des moines, fucking brutal!!!! second before dethklok came on they had an add with eddie riggs for the new brutal legend game that came out and my pal went outside to smoke and didnt get to see it do you know where i can find that video? if its exclusive and not posted yet thats cool.

Chris H

Dethklok rules! My wife and I love Dethklok! Finally a great metal band without all the bullshit. If you are anywhere near our house you will hear at least 10 Dethklok songs, usually in a row. Great lyrics, bass, guitar and a kick ass drum beat have been missing in a metal band for so long, it’s great to finally hear all of the elements that make a for great metal bnad come together. Dethklok rocks!

Russell

My lab/pit puppy has a huge crush on Nathan Explosion. To the point she licks my tv when he’s on it. No joke. I want to take her to one of the concerts, but idk is that possible? She wants to lick him in person xD

Just a lot of fuckin’ thanx!\m/

Shadow1380

hey dudes i was wondering if in the future if you will veer condifer or do a show in floridaa at panam city beach florida or pensaola beach florida or just in florida at all cause i want to see you guys live…….. i have yet to experiance my first live concert and it would be brutal to attend a dethklok concert

Chris

Where are pics & names of the guys who actually play this stuff? (the REAL ones, not the cartoons!)?

KlokHead

Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!

Carlos

hi

first of all i was wondering if dethklok has any plans for the near future to come to the uk for a tour i would try to see very uk show if you came, and when will season 2 of metalocalypse be released in our region as i have dethalbum 2 and love it i just want to see the episodes there from thanks chris payne

Chris

Hello,

going to your show in Atlanta at tabernackle. I am taking a "hopefully" future wife. Could I ask if you could either say something during concert or a message on video? Just want to impress her. Maybe a back stage pass?

Anything that you come up with would be awesome.

Thanks, Scott

So for the first CD, there were about 5000 extra songs from the TV show, and they were released on the better edition CD.

For the 2nd CD, theres still bonus tracks, I think Dethrace, Dethwedding, and the one with the girls attacking nathan or whatever are the best songs and I dont know why their not on the album, but the worst part is the deluxe edition doesnt have any bonus songs! Where can I get these full songs?

Bacon

I do not understand why the touring band, as talented as they are, do not attempt to portray the characters likeness. These characters, even though they are animated, created the fan base with their appearance as well. For a touring band it should be high on the list to recreate the elements that make Dethklok appealing to the fans who support it. As a fan of black metal the music alone does not make THIS band what the fans expect. Where is the harm in at least dressing the part? Costumes are not only for Halloween…just ask King Diamond.

JessiKa

I love Dethklok! Guys are awesome! Dethklok rulz! When singing in Romania? When come LIVE in CLUJ-NAPOCA? I wait all life ,but dethklok……tik-tak…tik-tak…:))Joken:) See ya!

DrakAngelo

Dude, you guys have got to go full lenght with Duncan Hills #2 (from Dethdoubles). It kicks the shit out of part 1!!! I would buy it even if it was just a single.

Rivers

Is it POSSIBLE for some "Planet Piss" or "Snakes N Barrels" or some "Rock and Roll Clown " downloads??? Is any of that stuff available? Im just a rock and roll clown!!!

Chris

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Here are just some of the DethFan Mail we have been getting – All emails are forwarded to the bad as we can….Stay Brutal!

I just wanted to say. You guys are seriously Brutal. When i cover your songs on my guitar my neighbors always complain. I love it. Stay Brutal guys. and try to not awaken any more death trolls.

Rob

Hey you guys should seriously consider selling items that we see in the Dethklok episodes, such as: The dunkan hills dethklok skull mugs, skwisgars belt buckle, a "dimmu burger" hat, murderface’s sweet ass codpiece, and the like. I’d buy ‘em.

Aron

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