Metalocalypse Playing Cards

Briefcase Full of Guts? No, Little Box Full of Cards! You’ve got the long, black hair. You’ve got the guitar. You’ve got the T-shirt with skulls and blood on it. You’ve got the growl in your voice. You’re so metal you’re practically an avatar of death. Everyone’s got to pass the time though, even the hardcore like you, but the entire mystique is ruined when you pull out your deck of cards with bright blue fish on the back. What to do? We’ve got your back. Everyone around you will know how dedicated you are to being bitchin’ when even your playing cards are metal. Not that they’re actually metal cards, those would be really hard to shuffle.

• Fifty four cards inside a box, all emblazoned with hardcore Dethklok art
• Clubs and spades as black as the night, hearts and diamonds as red as blood
• Don’t play Old Maid with these, that’s not metal at all

• This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A. and Canada.
• SKU: MTLASCARDS

This is a project I had been thinking about doing for awhile and finally decided to make it for my boyfriend for Christmas.

METALOPOLY

I went out and bought a monopoly game, primer, labels, and card stock. This was the result after plenty of hours at work. The logo on the box was designed in photoshop and then free-handed on the box which was then painted black and varnished several times for the glossy look.

The pieces are replaced with a clock (dethklok), a bat, a skull, a 1″ spike, and I kept the horse (thunderhorse) and the money bag from the original game.

Better view of the board

Instead of Community Chest, there is the Band Fund. Cards say things like, “Van broke down, pay $200″, or “Happy dethday, birthdayface. Pay dr Rockso”

The chance cards still exist and say things like “Tour bus left without you, take a walk on the boardwalk.”
The title deed cards were a hassle. Sorry I don’t have a better picture but I cut out tiny pieces of labels and covered over the words “houses” and “hotels.” In Metalopoly, instead of renting, buying, and selling houses or hotels, you Rent, Book, and Play Bars and Arenas.

We’ve been together about a year and a half, and he’s always been a fan of metalocalypse. I don’t even know if he likes the game monopoly, but I think this will be cool to have around.

Metalocalypse/Dethklok #1 (Eric Powell cover)

Writer: Brendon Small, Jeremy Barlow, Jon Schnepp

Penciller: Lucas Marangon

Inker: Eduardo Francisco

Cover Artist: Eric Powell

Genre: Horror, Humor

Pre-Order Metalocalypse/Dethklok #1 (Eric Powell cover) Now @ TFAW.com

They’re the most brutal black–metal band on the planet and the world’s seventh–largest economy, five men prophesied to bring about the Metalocalypse. They areDETHKLOK . . . and they are about to enter the food chain. After a series of sponsorship deals goes sour, Dethklok launches a line of frozen meals in hopes of reclaiming their metal throne. Two things stand in their way: the enigmatic tribunal of world leaders sworn to topple the band, and their own incompetence.

* Based on the popular Adult Swim animated seriesMetalocalypse. New season begins in August! Brutal!

* Stories by series creator/writer Brendon Small and series director/designer Jon Schnepp! Brutaler!

* Variant cover by series director/designer Jon Schnepp! Brutalest!

For mature readers who like metal, murder, and frozen meat!

Publication Date: October 06, 2010

Format: FC, 40 pages

Price: $3.99

UPC: 7 61568 17767 1 00111

Metalocalypse/Dethklok #1 (Eric Powell cover) isavailable for pre-order at Things From Another World!

Article from Noisecreep.com

The fictitious yet wonderfully satirical cartoon band Dethklok have became a headlining act on the road, released two bigger albums and exposed a whole new pack of people to jokes about Dimmu Borgir. The third season of the TV show ‘Metalocalypse’ — called ‘The Dead Man,’ due to the life altering effects the assassination of their manager has upon them — debuted back in November when the show’s episodes jumped from the 11-minute mark to 21 minutes long.

On Nov. 2, the DVD will be released as well as a jam packed Blu-ray — a first for the show.
“We’re all very excited about the Blu-ray thing because we produce the show at a really high resolution. Finally people will get to see how hard our art director works!” said co-creator Brendon Small.

Exclusive special features to the Blu-ray consist of Nathan Explosion reading from William Shakespeare’s ‘Othello’ and five music videos that were featured on Dethklok’s last tour, among other things. Both versions contain extended scene features, Facebones background art tour and a feature called ‘Skwisgaar and Nathan ordering at the drive-thru.’

Article from TVShowsOnDVD.com – There are some video links on their site also…:

Thanks to the Sgt. for sending the photos…… and a shout out to all the fans on the flight line! Feel free to send more and we will post them up for everyone to see.

Stay Safe over there! We all appreciate the efforts!

Oh and if you happen to see the Dethklok UAV in the skies above you and your a fan you better wave or who knows what hell will rain down upon you!

DETHKLOK: Forget about amps that go to 11 and alien monsters from Antarctica, Dethklok is the real deal…in hyperbolic 2D! Their brutal brand of death metal and animated comedy noir antics have captivated millions across the globe, thanks to the television show Metalocalypse on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim. Dubbed the world’s greatest cultural force and the seventh largest economy, Dethklok recently graced us mere mortals with a second epic album, the ingeniously titled Dethalbum II, as well as a coast-to-coast tour in support.

Of course, the flesh and bone behind Dethklok’s ink and metal, as well as the co-creator/writer and star of Metalocalypse, is Brendon Small, the Berklee graduate who writes, plays, and sings all of the band’s music. Small has enlisted the aid of legendary drummer Gene Hoglan to bring the albums to life, along with touring members Mike Keneally (guitars) and Bryan Beller (bass). Taking a break from their hectic schedule, Small and Hoglan delve into the depths of Dethklok lore to enlighten us all.

Are you the world’s biggest Metalocalypse fan? No, really, their BIGGEST fan? Well, time to put your money where your mouth is by blowing all of that filthy, dirty cash you have lying around on this incredibly decadent purchase: a replica of the fountain that decorates the nightmarish foyer of Dethklok’s luxurious and deadly estate. Nothing will boast your dedication to animated death-metal more than this disgustingly lavish and entirely unnecessary conversation piece squatting in your front yard. It will also do your neighbors the courtesy of informing them that yes, you are 100% balls-out crazy. Both shipping (and, of course, blood) are not included.

In case you couldn’t tell, this is a pretty big deal. Just so we’re clear:

You can order a replica of Dethklok’s fountain
It costs $40,000
It’s a marble fountain; approx. 66″ in height, 96″ basin diameter
Expect 8-12 weeks production time
It ships anywhere in North America or the Caribbean
Price does NOT include shipping, and will vary by location
A $13,000 security deposit is required upon purchase to weed out the jokers
The fountain is non-refundable
Seriously, this is real

Don’t you think you’ve earned a little $40,000 something? Go ahead. Place your order now and secure your destiny as “that guy” on your street.

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Hey Dethklok.org, how’s it going? So check this out, not only am I a huge Dethklok fan, I’m a Dethklok superfan. I wanted to pay tribute to the most brutal band of all time. . . so I put their logo on the hood of my car.

Now that’s a true Klokateer!

Airs: Mon, Nov 23 12:30 AM

The guys try to avoid going to the doctor by experimenting with a variety of home remedies. Elsewhere, Nathan needs to visit the dentist; and Murderface has an identity crisis after a mishap at the doctor’s office.

 http://video.adultswim.com/metalocalypse/dethhealth.html

My Review:

Who knew ball removal could be so brutal! This ep starts off with neutering turned metal, then like almost everyone of their concerts, something goes wrong. Dethklok lives were almost lost. The now concerned Dethklok have to go see a doctor but before that they get a week of partying. After returning feeling miserable as hell, pickles gives the rest of the band the idea that Bleach = Medicine. Boy was he wrong. After the painful excruciating check-up, we learn that Pickles is dying and Murderface may be gay. Yes you fan girls finally got your wish.

Well its been confirmed everything toki loves dies, and get a song for their deth. Anyways overall this was a pretty good ep we get 2 new songs in this ep. Toki song of Deth, and a Dethklok. Can’t beat that. For me the comedy was kinda lacking in this ep. Sorry this ep wasn’t as funny imo that’s all I’m saying. Anyways Overall I give this ep a 5/5 and 4/5 on the comedy factor.

OH PS NO NEW EP NEXT WEEK! OUR NEXT EP IS THE DETHKLOK CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

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