OUTBURN MAGAZINE COVER!
 

OUTBURN MAG COVER!

 
Metalocalypse Dethklok Fountain – OWN IT
 

Metalocalypse Dethklok Fountain - OWN IT!

 
Dethklok has die hard fans…
 

OUR FANS ARE BRUTAL!

 

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Metalocalypse Dethklok Fountain – OWN IT

Metalocalypse Dethklok Fountain – OWN IT 

 
Dear Uncle Moneybags,
Are you the world’s biggest Metalocalypse fan? No, really, their BIGGEST fan? Well, time to put your money where your mouth is by blowing all of that filthy, dirty cash you have lying around on this incredibly decadent purchase: a replica of the fountain that decorates the nightmarish foyer of Dethklok’s luxurious and [...]

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Vinyl – Dethalbum II – by Dethklok

 
GET IT TODAY!

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Want a Tattoo – Des Moines?

 
Klokateer Tattooer Offers up the skills!
Dethklok is coming to Des Moines, Ia on wed Oct. 14th, and i just so happen to be a tattooer! so my pal and i will be handing out my business card so klokateers can stand in line and accept their branding of the gear!(tattoo) Cogs will [...]

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New crap released!

New crap released! 

Metalocalypse Girls Shirt
We know what you’re thinking, ladies. Finally, a shirt that consolidates your fondness for distorted guitars and growling vocals with your love of pretty horsies. Let your clothes do the rampaging for you with this fashionable Metalocalypse Girls T-shirt. It’s like having your own personal Thunderhorse rampaging over your brooding, feminine frame.

Designed exclusively [...]

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DETHKLOK SIGNING IN ST. LOUIS TUES. OCT 13TH

 
DETHKLOK SIGNING IN ST. LOUIS TUES. OCT 13TH
Date: Oct 13th? Time : 3:30-4:45 Place: Halo Bar ( In The Pageant Theater)?           6161 Delmar Blvd St. Louis, MO?
Event: Dethklok signing ( Buy the CD, meet the band and get it signed)

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KLOKATEER GEAR SUBMISSIONS – ONE MORE WEEK TO VOTE

KLOKATEER GEAR SUBMISSIONS – ONE MORE WEEK TO VOTE 

This is the last week to vote on the gear of your choice
See all the submissions and VOTE here – Click here
Latest submissions:
 

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KLOKATEER GEAR LOGO SUBMISSIONS – VOTE WITH COMMENTS!

VOTING WILL END NEXT WEEKEND – LAST CHANCE TO VOTE!
SEE THE NEW SUBMISSIONS!

Submitted by Jack

 
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Chyld of Apathy

 
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Chyld of Apathy

 
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Erik

 
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Brandon

 
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Kurthy133

 
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Kurthy133

 
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Kurthy133

 
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Johnathan

 
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Johnathan

 
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Johnathan

 
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Johnathan

 
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Become a KLOKateer – #1 is up for grabs…

Become a KLOKateer – #1 is up for grabs… 

 
So can you make a Klokateer Gear logo?
Do you know someone who can?
Better call in your favors and get them to make you one with a place for a Klokateer number in the middle……
 
SUBMIT YOUR ENTIRES TO: info@dethklok.org
 

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