Thanks Alex!

Are you the world’s biggest Metalocalypse fan? No, really, their BIGGEST fan? Well, time to put your money where your mouth is by blowing all of that filthy, dirty cash you have lying around on this incredibly decadent purchase: a replica of the fountain that decorates the nightmarish foyer of Dethklok’s luxurious and deadly estate. Nothing will boast your dedication to animated death-metal more than this disgustingly lavish and entirely unnecessary conversation piece squatting in your front yard. It will also do your neighbors the courtesy of informing them that yes, you are 100% balls-out crazy. Both shipping (and, of course, blood) are not included.

In case you couldn’t tell, this is a pretty big deal. Just so we’re clear:

You can order a replica of Dethklok’s fountain
It costs $40,000
It’s a marble fountain; approx. 66″ in height, 96″ basin diameter
Expect 8-12 weeks production time
It ships anywhere in North America or the Caribbean
Price does NOT include shipping, and will vary by location
A $13,000 security deposit is required upon purchase to weed out the jokers
The fountain is non-refundable
Seriously, this is real

Don’t you think you’ve earned a little $40,000 something? Go ahead. Place your order now and secure your destiny as “that guy” on your street.

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Klokateer Tattooer Offers up the skills!

Dethklok is coming to Des Moines, Ia on wed Oct. 14th, and i just so happen to be a tattooer! so my pal and i will be handing out my business card so klokateers can stand in line and accept their branding of the gear!(tattoo) Cogs will be tattooed for $80 on the neck, klokateers can choose the color and location. Real klokateers will take the branding(tattoo) on the back of the neck. We don’t actually brand at our shop so a tattoo will be enough.

Chris "Sketch" hale

Color Works Tattoo

1551 valley west dr, suite 104b

west des moines, ia 50266

515.457.3888

Metalocalypse Girls Shirt

We know what you’re thinking, ladies. Finally, a shirt that consolidates your fondness for distorted guitars and growling vocals with your love of pretty horsies. Let your clothes do the rampaging for you with this fashionable Metalocalypse Girls T-shirt. It’s like having your own personal Thunderhorse rampaging over your brooding, feminine frame.

• Designed exclusively for ladies or lady-shaped men
• Covers your shameful nudity with a brutal, equine majesty
• Mysterious dark rider may be the sadist of your dreams

• -This item can be gift-boxed.
• -This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A. and Canada.
• -SKU: MTLASWMTNK

Metalocalypse Thong

Get closer to Dethklok than you ever thought possible with this luxurious Metalocalypse-branded thong. With these soft, cottony undergarments caressing your nethers, every step will serve as a gentle, cheek-flossing reminder of the invasive power of your favorite animated death metal band.

• Delivers on promise of essential genital coverage
• As close to a romantic night with Nathan Explosion as you’re likely to get

• -This item can be gift-boxed.
• -This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A. and Canada.
• -SKU: MTLASTHONG

Metalocalypse Skulls Shirt

You love Dethklok. You love shirts. Well then you must be pretty stoked for this fancy-shmancy new Metalocalypse design! Woven from pure hatred, a sullen blackness surrounds a grim vision of death that bathes your bitterness in a rich decadence. Also, it has some pretty bitching skulls on it.

• Multiple skulls allow you to glare at your peers in three directions at once
• Woo goths by displaying the visual imagery of every poem they wrote in high school

• -This item can be gift-boxed.
• -This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A. and Canada.
• -SKU: MTLASFILTEE

Metalocalypse Tablature Book w/ DVD

With the Metalocalypse Guitar Tab book, you can learn the confoundingly fast notes behind such Dethklok songs as “Bloodrocuted,” “Thunderhorse” and “Go Forth and Die.” Keep practicing and one day you will be able to face down Skwisgaar in a metal duel to the death. But not really. Because he is still just a cartoon character and you are a human person.

• Astonish your family with your rendition of “Face Fisted” at your next Mother’s Day event.
• Included lyrics allow you to finally learn what Nathan believes awaits you in death.
• Learn the subtle nuances behind two different types of ocean related homicide when you learn “Murmaider” and “Go Into the Water.”
• Complete tabs for 16 songs.

• -This item can be gift-boxed.
• -This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A. and Canada.
• -SKU: MTLASMUSBK

Murderface Shirt

If you look long enough into the eyes of Murderface, you might be surprised at what you find there. You might just find the chest of someone who wishes you would stop looking at their chest face, if that person is wearing Adult Swim’s latest awesometastic foray into T-Shirtery, the Murderface T-Shirt. Featuring a stylized, symmetrical representation of the first face in metal bass, you’ll hypnotize anyone daring enough to just stare at your body. If that’s what you’re looking for, you’re welcome.

• 100% cotton, as far as we know
• Black, white & gray, like the colors of your mind
• Stylized Murderface looks like spaceship with mustache

• -This item can be gift-boxed.
• -This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A. and Canada.
• -SKU: MTLMFACET

DETHKLOK SIGNING IN ST. LOUIS TUES. OCT 13TH

Date: Oct 13th?
Time : 3:30-4:45
Place: Halo Bar ( In The Pageant Theater)?          
6161 Delmar Blvd
St. Louis, MO?

Event: Dethklok signing ( Buy the CD, meet the band and get it signed)

See all the submissions and VOTE here – Click here

Latest submissions:

SEE THE NEW SUBMISSIONS!

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So can you make a Klokateer Gear logo?

Do you know someone who can?

Better call in your favors and get them to make you one with a place for a Klokateer number in the middle……

SUBMIT YOUR ENTIRES TO: info@dethklok.org

See the RSVP Info above!