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Yeh I would not fill it out……

DETHKLOK CONCERT
"PAIN WAIVER"
Standard Issue
As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen

I, _________________________, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.

Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.
I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed, though I will be thanked for dying should this be a filmed event going straight to the DVD marketplace, but NOT if this is a filmed IMAX event (as credit space is limited).

Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during this concert that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.

Finally, thank you for coming to see DETHKLOK live. We understand you have many METAL concert choices out there and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.

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Printed Name
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Signature
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Date
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Social Security #
_________________________
Bank Account, Credit card and PIN Number

Found Online by readers…!

Thanks to one of our readers for finding this..

Available only at Comic Con this Summer as a set, this all-new line
features fully painted action figures of Dethklok, the undisputed greatest
animated metal band in the galaxy featured on Adult Swim’s hit series,
Metalocalypse. The 5” collectible action figure line will consist of band
members Nathan Explosion, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, Pickles and William
Murderface and a secret pack in!

Limited to 500 Sets!

SDCC 2008 Dethklok 5 figure set Pre-Order Ship Out
Get the boxed set of all 5 Dethklok exclusive San Diego Comic Con action figures (Nathan, Murderface, Toki, Pickles and Skwisgarr) July 30th 2008

Or:

Save 10 buxks and pick them up at San Diego Comic Con

SDCC PICK UP 2008 Dethklok 5 figure set Pre-Order
Get the boxed set of all 5 Dethklok exclusive San Diego Comic Con action figures (Nathan, Murderface, Toki, Pickles and Skwisgarr) (Pick up at SDCC show July 24th 2008)

METALOCALYPSE Action Figures

Metalocalypse follows the exploits of the part-American/part-Scandinavian metal band Dethklok. Although the name is usually spelled "Dethklok," almost all of the band logos have it spelled as "Dëthkløk." Dethklok follows true-to-life metal styling, one example being their death metal-oriented song, "Mermaider," about "mermaid murder." They enjoy a popularity level unheard of in reality, being "the twelfth largest economy on Earth." They are so popular that their fans will do anything their songs tell them, even if it means death.

Get them while they are still around…

Metalocalypse Shirt

Looking for a quick and silent way to let others know that while you may be outwardly hilarious, you are also a ticking time bomb of metal rage? Let this handsome, combed cotton Metalocalypse tee be the wearable indication of your complex persona. Soft to the touch but hard on the mind, with a subtly terrifying Metalocalypse insignia on the front and Dethklok tour dates (and the resulting disasters) chronicled on the back, your shirt will tell others: “Let’s talk animation. If I don’t kill you.”

• Gray on black design perfect representation of your mood
• American made, so it’s less likely to cause lead poisoning
• Crew neck design fits your crew shaped throat
• Tour schedule triples your knowledge of Scandinavian geography

• -This item can be gift-boxed.
• -This item cannot be shipped outside the U.S.A. and Canada.
• -SKU: MTLASMT01

The sticker give-a-way is over…….. many won…. many did not ……

Winner will be contacted or the stickers will just show up at your door.

Thanks for all the support….

There will be another give-a-way coming up so stay tuned….