- Reeeliigion, reeelliigion,
- “What are those wood things? CHAIRS???”
- Freeballing!
- “LEMON TART WRINKLE TITS jeez!”
- “Is there olives in it?”
- “So if a guy hits a homerun, but hes FAT, it’s not a homerun?!
- “I’m a notary.”
- "I'd rather die than go to heaven"
- "It's all the same!"
- "That's ladies for ya..."
- what do you mean booze aint food!?
- Murderknobs
- "Suggest all you want...it won't make your wennie any bigger..you dildo licker"
- Favorites
- Sorry Sorry..its my fault...I cant stand to see her chew...I just locked in on it..
- Tits..
- "Uhhh this isnt your dog is it?"
- "Let me see if I understand you correctly."
- niiiiiice!
- technicality..
- "YOU! boy on the street.."
- "oh great..get ready for billions of emails"
- "Lemme outta here i gotta pee-pee"
- "I shall send for the rest of my parcels in the moring."
- "Take that America!"
- "why don't you drill a hole in your head"
- "could you do this one thing.."
- "Jobs?! I play bass not to have a job!"
- It Really Isn't...
- "Dirty worthless hippies."
- randomm
- sharpie
- "How come he gets a banana sticker?" :ban4)
- bulimia
- "Im a hero! Im a real hero!"
- "Well they SUCK. I approve."
- "Wrote my own speech. Heyyy Fi- *phone rings*"
- He looks just like me
- Dont hit people on the head with SPOONS!!
- "I heard something about sucking you own ****"
- No that the point...
- "What Am I Going To Pay It With?"
- "You can suck my millionair ****"
- "Im trying to run a meeting!"
- Dethdad episode
- About Giving Themselves A Raise