Intro Yourself here...

[Brent]

Let's find out who we all are here...

[Skwisgaar]

Hey, my name's Drew. I'm 16 years old and I live in a small town in South West Scotland, UK. I love many things such as horror movies and music. I love Dethklok, who here doesn't?

[Space Viking]

I am a space viking. I rape and pillages the worlds of the universe. Or I'm from Reno, NV and play in a metal band. You make the call....

[Skwisgaar]

Um...the first one. What kinda stuff do you play?

[Space Viking]

the only type of stuff there is. METAL. Brutal/Hatred/Death/Melodic METAL. Then I rape and pillage planets after the show.

[Skwisgaar]

I meant what kind of Metal, but that's cool. Own material or covers?

[Space Viking]

Only Originals. We might thow a cover in if we're drunk enough and closing the night. Mainly we drink, Smoke, cuss, and blow everyone's minds with our Deliciously heavy Music of Hate. Pretty fun :)

[easy]

Sounds pretty brutal. way to be.

[Skwisgaar]

That's cool. Originals are great but a few covers every now and then are good to keep the crowd interested.

[kittytoki]

hah.

hey there! name's nicole. i'm 15, half mexican/half spainard living in south texas (corpus christi) :) i like drawing, listening to music (mostly metal or spanish), watching cartoons and such, playing video games and some other things. i loved dethklok ever since the first episode xD all the episodes are awesome. my favorite character is toki followed by skwisgaar. :3 but they're all so awesome.

anyways..i love playing stuff like sonic games or animal crossing (currently what i like to play most) or pokemon. whatever i feel like playing xD also..i tend to be really...random. im a weirdo. haha. i dyed my hair for the first time for my 15th birthday :D (which was about..2 weeks ago.) so i got orangy streaks in my hair with dark brown hair. it looks pretty cool to me. :)

ahh..better shut up now.

[Skwisgaar]

Haaha cool :)

[DethKlok]

Hi, my name is Razmig Kassarjian. yes it may be hard to pronounce but **** you just call me Raz... I love japanese, metal bands, scary movies, freaky ones too like hellraiser!! eh. ima cool guy. welp thats all

[Brent]

Now that is quite a name.... long hard to pronounce names are the best.... noone can remember them if they need too... keeps you out of trouble..

Good to see everyone posting....

And as long as everyone plays nice in here it will be a great board that all can enjoy...

I will not be a stickler on language... but if people start getting totally offended - people might be asked if needed to simmer it down a bit - so far no issues thou... just want to try to make this place as cool for all as possible....

[Space Viking]

I don't cuss.....

a lot.....

usually only if I'm drunk-posting and in that case NO ONE will be able to make any sense of it anyway.

[Brent]

Then we are all good... :)

[mr kipling]

Hey everyone, I'm John, metalhead and one-time actor in an Italian movie lol. I play guitar, and would like a bum. That is all.

[Skwisgaar]

Hey John :)
(How come you never told me of this movie?)
haha

[easy]

My name is Jake Easy - everyone just calls me easy - I love metal. I actively convert everyone I know into metalheads on a daily basis - but when I'm not listening to Dethklok I work at a car dealership sellin GM cars and trucks. I've seen some of the most kickass metal shows there are too see; Metallica, Pantera, Slayer, Rob Zombie, Tool, NIN, APC, Judas Priest, Killswitch, and a bunch of others, I've seen Ozzy a couple times... However, I'm sad that I cannot add Dethklok to the list yet. Its pretty sweet livin just north of Tomahawk WI - (which, believe it or not, has a surprizingly pre-existing metal scene) when its not winter. But for the time being its cold and brutal. Perfect enviornment for the most brutal drummer in existance to hone his skills.

[DethKlok]

lol, thanks, even though i dont quite like it

[Skwisgaar]

Hey Jake, nice avatar!

[RadioactiveSausage]

Hey there, all you brutal guys/gals out there...

Name's Aaron, I'm 17 and Kittytoki's bitch (lol). Born in Canada but I live in a hole-in-the-ground in California (coughModestocouch). I enjoy all kinds of music (but mostly metal and Industrial-Raised on NIN, Marilyn Manson, and KMFDM), Playing video games, drawing, and lots of other stuff lots of people do.

Always loved Dethklok (Nathan Is my favorite) and always will. It's such a good thing for life that it got me and Kittytoki together.

Aaanyways. I could go on for hours, but I'll save you all the slow and painful death.

[Hatredcopter]

Hi my names Rashad , I'm from New zealand I enjoy metal and liquor.

[Skwisgaar]

Welcome both of you!

[Luke]

Hi, im luke, and like most others i enojy the 4 essentials in life, Sex blood b33r and dethklok

[easy]

Essentials for now, soon you will discover the vast superiority of liquor.
other than that, you pretty much have it down.
(dethklok rules)

[Mika]

Hia! I'm Mika, Dethchick.

I'm a person with pretty diverse musical tastes, you can see them in details at http://www.last.fm/user/MikaFeldy/

I love Dethklok, mostly cause not only are they funny, they're also talented. I aprreciate that. I am also a big fan of both animated bands and metal, so there you go of course :P

[easy]

Indeed Dethklok does have the market cornered not only on metal for fish, but also being the only animated metal band, they have struck the cornerstone of the entire animated metal fandom. :D

[DethKlok]

Hey there, all you brutal guys/gals out there...

Name's Aaron, I'm 17 and Kittytoki's bitch (lol). Born in Canada but I live in a hole-in-the-ground in California (coughModestocouch). I enjoy all kinds of music (but mostly metal and Industrial-Raised on NIN, Marilyn Manson, and KMFDM), Playing video games, drawing, and lots of other stuff lots of people do.

Always loved Dethklok (Nathan Is my favorite) and always will. It's such a good thing for life that it got me and Kittytoki together.

Aaanyways. I could go on for hours, but I'll save you all the slow and painful death.no, must have pain and suffering! mwahahah

[Brent]

Its great that there are such a diverse group in here....

[DethKlok]

really? i havent realy noticed

[Murmaider]

Whats up my names Trevor and i'm 13 and i love dethklok!

[DethKlok]

nice to meet ya, names Razmig. ol Razmig The Drummer

[Skwisgaar]

Welcome to all the new folks here!

[DethFan666]

ahh hell i guess ill post here...

nothing intresting...live in boring old south dakota, names damian, im 15, love metal and have been a metalhead since the womb(mom tells me i was headbanging in her womb to metallica) andive seen some good metal shows...Slayer, Ozzy, Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson(was at the Slayer show), and of course, the whole reason everyone is jealous of me, DETHKLOK live...which kicks the most brutal ass in exsistance

other then that theres not much to it

[Skwisgaar]

I am jealous :(

[I Do Cocaine]

Name's Steve, from New York (seems most of you are in Cali or the Midwest so far). 21 years old. Still stuck in college, will (hopefully) be stuck in med school starting Fall 09 for 4 years, then stuck in brutal 100 hour work-weeks for $39,000 a year for another few years. Been playing guitar for about 10 years. I've also been really into MMA for a few years.

One thing we've all got in common: we're all gonna die.

[easy]

Thats true. Good luck with the grind man.

[Space Viking]

Hey now, I'm from Nevada. If I was from California I wouldn't know how a blinker on my car worked!!! LOL!!!

always nice to meet another guitar player!

[DethKlok]

lol dude thats awsome, headbanging in ur mothers womb. i dont think anybody could even top that

[DethFan666]

like i said supposed...no like ultrasound video proof or anything lol

[DiedForDethklok]

So. Here I am. Here You Are. Here We Are. Wonderful. Now Go Die.
And Who Am I? I think the name says it all.
You all seem to be such well-adjusted, normal people. I hate you. -Here would be a just kidding smily if I were so inclined, but if there was a smiley to show me, it'd scare you to death. Make no mistake, I would show it to you. Are you dead yet? You need to be. You will be.

You really want to know more about me..?

[DethKlok]

lmao. :P:P

[Skwisgaar]

If the name says it all then surely you'd be dead? :s

[Mr. Sesame Seed]

Hey. The name's Kevin. I live in Kentucky (the least possible place for Dethklok to tour) and i'm 18.

[Pickles]

Hello,

My name is Mia...I live around East PA in the united states....I look kind of like skwisgaar...only, I'm a girl.

uh...I am trying to start my own death metal band...It's going to be an quite an undertaking.

I like Pickles the drummer a LOT....and I am a fan of his hair...what can I say?

actually, I am a fan of the whole show/band, of course...

I am anxiously awaiting Feb. when new episodes shall begin anew.

[kittytoki]

hello mia! (happy to see another girl around here lol ^_^) welcome to the forums. hope you like it here.

[Pickles]

thanks...

by the way...my cable cut out RIGHT before the 'cleanzo' episode began....does anyone know where I can watch it?

(apart from adult swim....they only have the first 5 min. or something...)

[Skwisgaar]

Welcome. Not entirely sure, try Stage6. I stopped watching online after my sound went.

[Brent]

Whole episode is still on Adult Swim...

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c392164453f8011644d3391e0060

You might just have to wait for each segment to load up... they usually break them into 3 parts...

[Skwisgaar]

New avatar Brent?

[Brent]

Yep - one of these days I will find a hi Res one i want to keep... how did you make up your animated one? as in what ap did you use?

[DethFan666]

just wanna say welcome to all the new members...congratz on finding the most brutal forums out there...stay and play around, maybe youll win a contest

[Skwisgaar]

I actually found it on the Dethklok myspace, I had to change the size of it with www.gifworks.com (http://www.gifworks.com). Thats a very helpful site, it also let me deteriate the colour (as you can see) to make the Gif small enough for the site :)

[Pickles]

Whole episode is still on Adult Swim...

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?epis...1644d3391e0060

You might just have to wait for each segment to load up... they usually break them into 3 parts...

thanks...I'll try it.

perhaps patience IS the key.

[Pickles]

I did some more reasearch since [A.S.] wasn't working for me:

http://dragonladymanda.imeem.com/video/_aYtr0LB/dethklok_cleanzo_animation_video/

it's in one part too...good quality.

[Brent]

Might need to load the latest flash player.....

[Skwisgaar]

I've got 3 episodes to catch up on, I'll hopefulyl see them tomorrow. No sound on my pc so I have to watch them on my friend's just now =/

[Pickles]

no sound?

that's brutal...

and yes, you're right...I might just have to download the latest version of flash.

[DethKlok]

Hey. The name's Kevin. I live in Kentucky (the least possible place for Dethklok to tour) and i'm 18.thats gotta be brutal to live in such a place... do u try planning to go to there concerts if they dont go over where u live?

[DethKlok]

I've got 3 episodes to catch up on, I'll hopefulyl see them tomorrow. No sound on my pc so I have to watch them on my friend's just now =/ha thats really gotta suck!

[Skwisgaar]

Aye it sucks. Hopefully get to see them today

[Brent]

What up with the computer problem?

[easy]

Kentucky isn't so bad. I had used to .... know a girl from Kentucky when I was in college :) she was a good time hahaha...

[Skwisgaar]

What up with the computer problem?
I just don't have any sound at all. It's not my speakers, they are fine. I assume its the sound driver, but I have no clue what to do about it.

[Brent]

Well I would do the following.... MY COMPUTER - Properties - HARDWARE - Device manager - Look for sound utilities catagory - see if there is a warning on any of the items in the sub list..

If none - figure out what kind of sound card you are running - might be listed...

Then you can try the simple way of uninstalling the sound driver in the device manager - restarting then seeing if the computer reinstalls it.... or you can try to rollback the driver to a previous version under the DRIVER tab in the device manager... that sometimes works...

Its a pretty common issue since MS has pushed out the driver patches and upgrades over windows update..... it can break stuff...

Breaking stuff is metal - just not fun when its your stuff...

[DethFan666]

that post made you seem so much like Charles....you really do deserve to be the Manager lol

[Brent]

If you only new how much I am like him its scary..... I have a people just like Dethklok to manage daily.......well not as rich... but just as interesting....

[Skwisgaar]

haha, I've noticed that as well.
Edit: I've tried all that Brent, apparently theres nothing wrong with my driver. I reinstalled it but nothing. Think it could be the sound card?

[easy]

smash it... hehe thats how I fix my "computer problem"

[DiedForDethklok]

Smash Like Hulk, eh? Apes. What you need to do is get brutal and find a geek's to take. Or just listen to records backward and kill yourself. Who gives a piss?

Oh, and so I Died for Dethklok. But, "I got better". Good enough for you? No? Tough.

[Skwisgaar]

I used to backmask all the time. You can hear Varg at the end of Darkthrone's 'As Flittermice as Satan's Spies' saying "In the name of God, let the churches burn" backwards. Brutal.

[DethFox]

Hey Im Aleisha Im Mexican/Indian and ive loves Dethklok ever since I bought the 1st season on DVD, I live in boring Iowa, and I would have to say I love em all but if i had to pick favorites it would be toki and then Murderface, gotta loves u all though, well thats about it

[kittytoki]

Hey Im Aleisha Im Mexican/Indian and ive loves Dethklok ever since I bought the 1st season on DVD, I live in boring Iowa, and I would have to say I love em all but if i had to pick favorites it would be toki and then Murderface, gotta loves u all though, well thats about it

haha, awesome. :3

[Brent]

Heck Girls are going to take over the board......... :)


And yep - it could be a sound card - but verify the speaker work on something else first I have seen the speaker/amp side blow up also...

[Skwisgaar]

Speakers work with my mp3 player/Cd player, I've got enough cds and music on my PS3 so it ain't all that bad.
Welcome to the board Aleisha!

[DethFan666]

lol dont feel too bad....i live in SOuth Dakota...

[Skwisgaar]

Haha. I haven't been to the states yet, holding that off til I'm 21 for obvious reasons.

[Dr.Rockso]

I'm Dr.rockso the Rock n' roll clown..I DO COCAINE! XD Jk my names Logan but please call me Spazz I play video games and pwn while listening to Dethklok. Umm I love Pickles, toki and Dr.rockso. I like metal and classic rock umm i could say alot more but i'll let you get to know me first ^_^

[Melody]

Hi peoples :D I'm Melody, I'm 19 and in college. I like writing, drawing, music, Ragnarok Online, and I seem to have a newfound obsession with Metalocalypse. :[ I didn't like it atfirst, I thought it was blar, but then it grew on me. ;]

btw, i loves toki. <3

[Space Viking]

Why so all the chick love Toki????


One bananna sticker for admitting your love of Toki

:ban4)

[kittytoki]

...xD i was gonna say something..like that.

but yeah, every one of the girls here seems to like toki alot, including me.

[Melody]

Thats strange, I woulda thought all the girls would have went for Nathan, or Skwisgaar. :[

[kittytoki]

Thats strange, I woulda thought all the girls would have went for Nathan, or Skwisgaar. :[

xD hah, same..sorta. an old friend of mine liked nathan, and a few of my friends like skwisgaar..and toki. i dunno i like both, but toki is cuter, and i likes cute <3

[Melody]

You're lucky, none of my friends like Metalocalypse ;~; ....

I agree with you, Toki is cutest~! I love his personality, so sweet, and innocent seeming, but still just as brutal as the rest of the band. :p

[kittytoki]

You're lucky, none of my friends like Metalocalypse ;~; ....

I agree with you, Toki is cutest~! I love his personality, so sweet, and innocent seeming, but still just as brutal as the rest of the band. :p

awww. T_T

and heh. so trueee. <3

[DethFan666]

lol i play RO too...

[Melody]

Really dethfan? xD what server 'n stuff~?

[DethFan666]

uhh on GatheringRO i believe is what you need...idk friend set it up for me and i just play lol

[Melody]

I see, thats cool xD

[Rapter09]

Hey guys! Just wanted to introduce myself. I'm often bored at work so maybe i'll find a new home here. However, like all of us I share in the Dethklok love. Haven't been able to get enough lately. Even went so far as to pull the audio tracks from the episodes, splice them up to keep just the music so I could listen to some of the new wicked tracks.

Take a guess at who my favorite character is.
Unfortunately his picking is not animated (an eff-up of mine due to not paying attention to what I was doing...)and I apologize; getting rid of that stylistically-placed but wholly inconvenient-spotlight from the Dethlessons episode was such a drag...

Anyways, I have very diverse musical tastes, but they mostly tend towards the heavy. Dethklok, of course. If its been made fun of, featured in, or guest-starred in Metalocalypse I listen to them - not for the that reason, of course, but if that gives you an idea of the core disciplines of my metal fandom. I'm from Canada. Play guitar. Guitar Hero, as well. I'm a hobbyist graphics designer, do tech support for Apple for a living, I listen to too much music and yes I know my name is spelled incorrectly, but it's for a reason.

I'm drinking a bottle of Pepsi right now and listening to Dethklok, surprise. How are you?

[Brent]

Welcome...

[216]

Hiya names Josh I've like been a dethklok fan for awhile. Well my buddy Dr.Rockso on this site, has been like telling me about how great this site was and wow I can see why he likes it here so much.

[Pickles]

I adore all of the characters (except murderface...he's a dick)

they're all brutal (yes, even toki)

[kittytoki]

(except murderface...he's a dick)

T_T aww, even if he is a dick, i like murderface xD he's awesome, he's an awesome dick.

[DethFan666]

funny thing about your post, i can see and hear pickles saying that...

but murderface isnt a dick, hes just joyously over-cruel...lol

[DethFox]

Hey i havent been on forever so whats new i guess

[DethFox]

i hate not havin cable i never see the show, but i got the first season so i just watch that over and over, does anyone know when the 2nd season is supposed to come out, i need to see new dethklok

[Skwisgaar]

Bit early just now, less than half of them have actually aired yet. You could always try the internet I guess, but it isn't always so reliable for Metalocalypse.

[pickles_thedrummer]

I'm the Drummer for Dethklok, you might of heard of us. Were pretty famous. - Seriously though Dillan 16 from Michigan.

[Nathan_Explosion]

My name is Nathan Explosion. I am the vocalist for the most brutal death metal band in the world, Dethklok! Oh my god I love being motivated. I LOVE BEING MOTIVATED!!!

My name is Chris. Im 16 and DETHKLOK RULES!!! I first saw the show (Metalocalypse) last summer at my cousin's house and I have been watching Metalocalyspe and listening to Dethklok since then. One of my biggest interests, other than video games, is computer programming. So anyone who likes to program in Qbasic or C++ (even VB) can talk to me.

"Yeah I just don't see that happening. Crappy troll knocked out the dsl, now it takes 2 minutes to get to tits."

[Melody]

Hi Pickles and Nathan :]

I can't remember when I first saw Metalocalypse...I know I didn't really care much for it, but then it suddenly grew on me x_x I <3 video games.

You two new guys are both 16, how cute. ;]

[SeedOfHell666]

Hey..My name is Jeff I live in a small town in new york state.I have been a dethklok fan since the beginning.Myhobbies are pretty much guitar and listening to music.

Im a rythm guitarist and I mainly use a Schecter C1 Hellraiser.I have been playing actively for about two years.My favorite bands are Metallica,Pantera,Slayer,Megadeth and (obviously) Dethklok.

My top three favorite dethklok songs are

1.Go into the water
2.Thunderhorse
3.Fan Song

My favorite colors are black and blood red..And well I dont know what else to tell you >.<

[Captain_Evil_Stomper]

Hello, my name is Mitch and I'm 19. I live in the infamous Fargo, North Dakota. We don't say eh, that's the Canadians. I play a ton of video games. Almost all of my spare money goes towards video games. I know I've spent literally tens of thousands of dollars on video games and video game consoles in my life. I sort of collect video games. In total I've got somewhere between 500-600 games amongst a few consoles and handhelds. I used to keep track of them pretty closely, but it got to be too much work. Hell I don't even know where all of them are anymore. I've got Rock Band and Guitar Hero 2 & 3 for the 360, but I can't play any real instruments. If any of you here have XBOX Live, my gamertag is FREAKAZOID175.

I like a lot of cartoons, and weird stuff. It'd be easier for anyone to ask me if I liked something than it would be for me to list what I like.

To say I love Dethklok would be an understatement. I've got the season one DVDs, the Dethalbum, a Dethklok tattoo, and I purchased the Metalocalypse theme and picture pack on my 360. I'm a huge fan of Brendon Small's work, especially Metalocalypse and Home Movies. The man is a genius as far as I'm concerned. Tomorrow I'm ordering one of the new 80 gigabyte black Zunes with a skull and the quote "Blacker than the blackest black times infinity." laser etched onto the back of it.

Not counting Dethklok, my top 5 favorite bands are (in no particular order): Kataklysm, Arch Enemy, Cradle of Filth, Cannibal Corpse, and Slayer.

A majority of the people around here haven't a clue as to what metal is. I recall once telling a girl I liked metal and she said "You mean like Linkin Park?" I tell ya, had she not been a minor and a girl I'd have smacked her.

Also I do all of my posts in yellow on any and all message boards I'm able to. I really don't know why, I just started doing it one day over a year ago. Just a heads up in case anyone wonders why I do that.

[pickles_thedrummer]

Hi Pickles and Nathan :]

I can't remember when I first saw Metalocalypse...I know I didn't really care much for it, but then it suddenly grew on me x_x I <3 video games.

You two new guys are both 16, how cute. ;]

Lol, Were friends I found the site and invited him in :D I first seen it about 2 months ago, my brother was like DUDE WATCH THIS ITS SO FUNNY I'm like knowing my brother its gay.... seen it and cant stop watching!:ban4)

[Ginger Kid]

Hi. I'm me. I like dethklok. BANANA STICKERS!:ban4)

[Dr.Rockso]

Hi. I'm me. I like dethklok. BANANA STICKERS!:ban4)

Ginger?! is that you?

[Ginger Kid]

Ginger?! is that you?

Yes Mr. "Spazz"

[Dr.Rockso]

Yes Mr. "Spazz"

its Dr.rockso KU KU KU KU YEAAAAAAAA!

[Space Viking]

A majority of the people around here haven't a clue as to what metal is. I recall once telling a girl I liked metal and she said "You mean like Linkin Park?" I tell ya, had she not been a minor and a girl I'd have smacked her.


LOL!!!! RIGHT ON MAN!!!! RIGHT THE F ON!!!!!

[Dr.Rockso]

.

To say I love Dethklok would be an understatement. I've got the season one DVDs, the Dethalbum, a Dethklok tattoo, and I purchased the Metalocalypse theme and picture pack on my 360. I'm a huge fan of Brendon Small's work, especially Metalocalypse and Home Movies. The man is a genius as far as I'm concerned. Tomorrow I'm ordering one of the new 80 gigabyte black Zunes with a skull and the quote "Blacker than the blackest black times infinity." laser etched onto the back of it.

A majority of the people around here haven't a clue as to what metal is. I recall once telling a girl I liked metal and she said "You mean like Linkin Park?" I tell ya, had she not been a minor and a girl I'd have smacked her.


Dude Post pictures of the tatoo for the board to see! And where are you getting the zune?! You dont smack you pimp slap and say "B**** WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU THINKING?! DOES IT LOOK LIKE A MEAN LIKIN PARK?!" XDD

[Deathsaw]

I could type a series of long winded paragraphs describing myself in great detail. I'd rather keep it simple. I'm an 18 year old juinor in high school and I love video games(Deathsaw 2004=Xbox Live Gamertag). One day, I hope to acheive a job as a writer so I could think of things to write then write them down for money. Dethklok appeals to me because it switches moods so fast its blinding. One minute they could be talking about balloons and the next could have someone's head getting smashed by some sort of machine. Dethklok keeps the humor flowing so I'd like to contribute to it somehow. I'll keep in touch Dethklok. I'll keep in touch.

[Berserkopath]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Berserkopath]

If I could write off your murder I'd save all of my reciepts, because I'd rather you be dead than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year.

[Berserkopath]

My names Joe and I'm a gamer and I like Metal

[Nathan_Explosion]

Hi Pickles and Nathan :]

I can't remember when I first saw Metalocalypse...I know I didn't really care much for it, but then it suddenly grew on me x_x I <3 video games.

You two new guys are both 16, how cute. ;]


Hey Melody. Pickles pretty much said it all. lol. When did you start watching Metalocalypse? And I love video games too! What do you like to play?

[Captain_Evil_Stomper]

Dude Post pictures of the tatoo for the board to see! And where are you getting the zune?! You dont smack you pimp slap and say "B**** WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU THINKING?! DOES IT LOOK LIKE A MEAN LIKIN PARK?!" XDD

The only picture I have of it isn't very good, but here (http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l28/HEROofJUSTICE/IMG000042.jpg) it is. I'm getting my Zune from here (http://www.zune.net/en-US/products/default.htm). None of the stores have had a single one in since they released due to so many people preordering them.

Ah yes, the almighty pimp slap. Always a good choice. The people here... the things I've heard them say makes my skin crawl.

[DethFan666]

My favorite bands are Metallica,Pantera,Slayer,Megadeth and (obviously) Dethklok.

My top three favorite dethklok songs are

1.Go into the water
2.Thunderhorse
3.Fan Song

My favorite colors are black and blood red..And well I dont know what else to tell you >.<

thats...so...unbelieveably(how ever its spelled...cant think) close to me...those are my fav colors, switching go into the water to number 2 instead of 1 and thats the 2-4 of my favs and those are pretty much my fav bands too...cept megadeath, dunno why i dun like them

[KINGSFU666]

Dethklok Is Insane

Hey I Am An Owner Of A Sick Ass Tattoo Shop

I Need A Free Cd Hook Me Up

Metaly Insane For Life

[Brent]

Umm CD's no free ...... Work for Dethklok... :)

[pickles_thedrummer]

Dethklok Is Insane

Hey I Am An Owner Of A Sick Ass Tattoo Shop

I Need A Free Cd Hook Me Up

Metaly Insane For Life

I r teh ownr uf a cumputer plez h0kz mi up wif dethklok stufz 4 fre plez

[Stitched2gethrWrong2gethr]

Hi. Stitch here. As my name entails, I'm f***ked up. I need me a free CD to cheer me up.

Oh, and if you wanna say something to me, say it loudly; one of my ears is now just adjacent to my a**hole. :(

[Nathan_Explosion]

Hi. Stitch here. As my name entails, I'm f***ked up. I need me a free CD to cheer me up.

Oh, and if you wanna say something to me, say it loudly; one of my ears is now just adjacent to my a**hole. :(

1) Its Sewn Back Together Wrong
2) None of the owners of the forums are gonna give you a free cd. You have to work for it! :D

[DethFan666]

for those who dont understand, you have to earn the free cds and dvds...please stop asking for it...
and Nathan just beat me posting that...bastard...lol

[Brent]

Well they can ask all they want...... I am not giving away anything.... unless people can read and follow the rules.... what few there are....

[Skwisgaar]

I r teh ownr uf a cumputer plez h0kz mi up wif dethklok stufz 4 fre plez
hahahahaha :)

[Nathan_Explosion]

for those who dont understand, you have to earn the free cds and dvds...please stop asking for it...
and Nathan just beat me posting that...bastard...lol

lol. sry I had some spare time this morning! :D

[pickles_thedrummer]

I just don't get why people won't work for somthing now adays they just want stuff given to them.

[Nathan_Explosion]

Bunch of lazy douchebags is what they are!

[Brutality_Possum]

I Ivy. I 17.I slips in and out of diabetic coma...

Life used to be normal. Then my friend showed me an episode of metalocalypse. Now life is METAL.
I can't wait to grow up and be brutal.

[DethFan666]

classic story of friend showed me METALOCALYPSE and life gets pwnd by metal...gotta love it...almost as familliar as the "cinderalla story" now...

[Nathan_Explosion]

classic story of friend showed me METALOCALYPSE and life gets pwnd by metal...gotta love it...almost as familliar as the "cinderalla story" now...

Someone should re-make Cinderella and make it brutal. Lots of blood, lots of people dying. Id watch it! :D

[pickles_thedrummer]

That would be brutal.

[VampyreKuulla]

names whitney im 17, most commonly known as Shitters, i am obsessed with anything dethklok or metalocalypse & although it is very difficult 2 pick a favorite i love TOKI he is my man:ban4)

[pickles_thedrummer]

names whitney im 17, most commonly known as Shitters, i am obsessed with anything dethklok or metalocalypse & although it is very difficult 2 pick a favorite i love TOKI he is my man:ban4)

How are you known as 'Shitters' lol.

[Nathan_Explosion]

names whitney im 17, most commonly known as Shitters, i am obsessed with anything dethklok or metalocalypse & although it is very difficult 2 pick a favorite i love TOKI he is my man:ban4)


Why the hell would you be proud of that???

[easy]

names whitney im 17, most commonly known as Shitters, i am obsessed with anything dethklok or metalocalypse & although it is very difficult 2 pick a favorite i love TOKI he is my man:ban4)


Shitters...
what a horrible name to have...
HA!
I mean, thats unfortunate..

here
:ban4)

[nofearfactor]

was just about time I joined the fun...fan of the music and show...guitarist in a band...tattoo artist...

[Nathan_Explosion]

was just about time I joined the fun...fan of the music and show...guitarist in a band...tattoo artist...

Wanna give me a Dethklok tattoo on the back of my neck? :D

[Melody]

I want one too! :D ....except I want a temporary one, ‘cause real ones sound so painful. :[

[Metalocalypse]

my name's rob, i'm 21, from monterey, california.

i enjoy metal, dethklok, drinking, smoking, cussing and scantily-clad women.

i pretty much hate anyone who doesn't like dethklok.

that's about it. not much else to say. glad to be here; you all seem pretty metal.

[Nathan_Explosion]

my name's rob, i'm 21, from monterey, california.

i enjoy metal, dethklok, drinking, smoking, cussing and scantily-clad women.

i pretty much hate anyone who doesn't like dethklok.

that's about it. not much else to say. glad to be here; you all seem pretty metal.

You should come to my school and kick Scott's (the local queer) ass!

He said "that kind of music rots your brain" so I told him that semen will rot his butthole! :D

[pickles_thedrummer]

You should come to my school and kick Scott's (the local queer) ass!

He said "that kind of music rots your brain" so I told him that semen will rot his butthole! :D

I was there, it was halarious!

[Innerchildtiedandbeaten]

Newb here but not to metal. I ws so glad to see a heavy metal animation I almost choked my old man. "bout damn time.
Thank Goddess the music is great too, not some lame attempt to relate to something or someone ailen to the maker.

[Nathan_Explosion]

dude, its not just an animated band, its a cartoon show! and Dethklok is not Heavy Metal, their Deth (Death) Metal

[Krynn]

better late than never . i could die later today :) I go by krynn (obviously) from the old c64 game Death Knights of Krynn. im 27, 28 next month, 2 kids,another due next month. My wife hates Dethklok but my 6 year old and I rock it out just to piss her off most days while we lounge around the house watching the season 1 boxset. i love anime , tattoos, and dethklok. ordered the deluxe edition 4 times to have one for all my radios around :)
Ive always loved music but about the only talent i have for that is playing rockband and guitar hero 2 &3. (no one ever taught me an instrament) Take it how you want but its all in good words The only song i could get 5 star perfect on was Thunderhorse. call it my love for the song and not it was easy . well thats all for now .

[Melody]

Hi Krynn, welcome to forums! :]

[robbyslaugther]

i am a person that likes metal and im high alot. theres not to much about me. so see ya later.:ban4):mad::ban4):mad::ban4):mad::ban4):mad: :ban4)

[Nathan_Explosion]

better late than never . i could die later today :) I go by krynn (obviously) from the old c64 game Death Knights of Krynn. im 27, 28 next month, 2 kids,another due next month. My wife hates Dethklok but my 6 year old and I rock it out just to piss her off most days while we lounge around the house watching the season 1 boxset. i love anime , tattoos, and dethklok. ordered the deluxe edition 4 times to have one for all my radios around :)
Ive always loved music but about the only talent i have for that is playing rockband and guitar hero 2 &3. (no one ever taught me an instrament) Take it how you want but its all in good words The only song i could get 5 star perfect on was Thunderhorse. call it my love for the song and not it was easy . well thats all for now .

Dude! What game has Dethklok on it??? I wanna play that sooooooooo bad!

[Dr.Rockso]

Dude! What game has Dethklok on it??? I wanna play that sooooooooo bad!

Guitar Hero 2

[DudeThatsBrutal]

Oh i forgot to introduce myself. Im Katrina. Everyone here seems cool so far. i saw a few people talking about GH2. i can beat Thunderhorse on Medium! with my Thunderhorse shirt its brutal. Its a big accomplishment for me. i dont have skill to play hard. not even with the shirt. its sad. i can beat on easy too. possibly sleeping never tried it though. i cant fall asleep and play games at the same time. anyways i will stop rambling. see you around the boards! =]

[evilpenguinonacid]

I am Anji. I am three weeks short of eighteen. I love Pickles.

[Grampa´s Guitar]

My name is Andrea, I do have an accent, and because I´m not as good as good as Skwisgaar, I relate to Toki (and I like DDR too)

AND I´M BRUTAL!!! I could be the perfect Girlfriendklok..Nathan, I love you.:ban4) A BANANA STICKERRRRRR

[LaGuitarradelAbuelo]

okei, since there IS a grandpas guitarS, I am now LA GUITARRA DEL ABUELO!!
I am who I said I was in the comment above this one. YOU KNOWS IT!!

[MeZergy]

HELLO, DETHFANS

I'm Robyn. I'm not a very brutal person, but I listen to BRUTAL MUSIC. Okay... Truly, I listen to mostly power metal... Helloween, Gamma Ray, Edguy... stuff like that... :rolleyes: But recently, I've started listening to heavier stuff like Finntroll, Into Eternity, etc. It all makes me happy in pants. :D

Anyyywaaaay... Dethklok is awesome.

I like Toki bests!!!!

[Brent]

Welcome to the board....

[Toki_Wartooth]

Hi, I's Toki Wartooth, I play Rhythm's Guitar and a few's lead solos, I's would like to be's lead guitar but Skwisgaar wouldn't let's me for one's show. I's dislike Skwisgaar picking on me all the time.

[Toki_Wartooth]

How did's you get the Taller then a tree thing there's Skwisgaar

[Brutal_Bass]

Hey all!
My name is Tim, I am 25 yrs. old, and I live in NE Indiana.... believe me when I tell you, it's brutal out here. lol

I caught this show about 6 months ago, and have since become OBSESSED...
Some friends of mine and I have become possessed by the metal, We've actually formed a metal band, quite possibly because of DETHKLOK. We've got about 5 songs in the works right now... Keep an ear out for TYR'S FOUNTAIN (I play bass, in-case it's not obvious :D)

Blessed be the DETHKLOK!!!

[LaGuitarradelAbuelo]

it´s easy to become obsessed with this show, I mean, it´s easy to really become obsessed with Dethklok, I mean I don´t I don´t know what to do I mean, it´s really, it´s really easy...

[slaskowski1]

My name is Sam (I'm a girl though). I am 21 and I can't get enough of Dethklok. Otherwise, I am a graphic designer and I like bowling. As far as music, obviously metal. I don't know if I can pick a favorite character, but I do love Nathan. Well anyway, Metalocalypse is on now... so I am going to go watch it.

[TheNextBrodeur]

Hey Guys, My name is Zach and i've been a fan of Dethklok sence they first aired. I'm also a drummer for a metal band and my favourite people are Pickles, Toki and Nathan.

[pickles_thedrummer]

Hey Guys, My name is Zach and i've been a fan of Dethklok sence they first aired. I'm also a drummer for a metal band and my favourite people are Pickles, Toki and Nathan.

Way to steal my pic. :D Just messing with ya, welcome to the forums.

[TheNextBrodeur]

lol, woops. Its a great pic, no?

[pickles_thedrummer]

lol, woops. Its a great pic, no?

Yes, yes it is a great picture.

[LaGuitarradelAbuelo]

today was a pretty bad day. Well, not really, but it´s easy to just say that instead of explaining why it was a good day. It wasn´t good.
Last night I missed the show and it made my night really stupid. I woke up for ever and I never when back to sleep until somebody call me to say Hey, we´re having breakfast together, remember? :mad: great.
Anyway. A friend told me there´s more to see on the DVD if I watch it on the computer so that´s what I´m gonna do now. ´Cause I think I know every episode pretty well, and I need more Dethklok. It balances my hormones.
umm, I´m angry because everytime I come there´s no one to chat.
I think I´ll enjoy some of Murderface´s band once it appears somewhere.
I think I would fit in that planet better than on this one.
:mad:

[zaika]

yeah, hi. i'm a fan of the show...which is...why i'm here. :rolleyes:
this may sound dumb, but metalocalypse has introduced me to a genre of music that i always swore i hated.
well...quite simply...i LOVE metal and can't get enough of it. thanks, dethklok! you get a sticker. :ban4)

[Melody]

Thats the same with me zaika! xD I thought metal music was so stupid before this show, now I see that it isn't half bad. :]

Oh! 'n welcome to forums :D

[zaika]

Thats the same with me zaika! xD I thought metal music was so stupid before this show, now I see that it isn't half bad. :]

Oh! 'n welcome to forums :D

i'm glad i'm not the only one!!

actually...i'll be going to my first metal concert ever in March. gonna go see Nile...boy are they fantastic! second best metal band in the world after Dethklok. ;) they should tour together.

thanks for the welcome.:ban4)

[nureintier]

Whoo. Intros. I'm not good at this. Some of my friends made me watch some Metalocalypse a while ago and I've been hooked ever since. Have the CD, the DVDs, waiting for a tshirt to come in the mail, working on making a teddybear like Toki's, etc. etc. I'm an oldie and have white hairs. I will be 27 next month. Being old is brutal! I play guitar and eventually want to start up a band again. Working on it, would like to try singing, working on my death metal growl, the world needs more female death metallers. ^_^ That's all for now. I'll try not to annoy you folks too much. Toki and Murderface are my favorites, depending on my mood, though of course I like them all.

[kimdoesntlikeyou]

Names Kimberley. Been a fan of the show since the beginning. Great show. Absolutely in love with Nathan Explosion. The music is awesome.

I play drums. I'm totally random and weird. I'm 25, turning 26 on the 18th. I love to draw and paint. I go to alot of concerts. I also love Aqua teen and Tim and Eric awesome show.

Please don't annoy the shit out of me. Thanks.

[BarbwireGuitarStrings]

The minute I told you my real name, the Czechoslovakian government would dispatch a large surly man to kill you, so I will spare you that unpleasantness. I'm a musician, professional guitar technician/guitar builder, on-and-off guitar teacher, and all-around zazzy guy. Also, I enjoy booze. Been a fan of Metalocalypse since the beginning, and same with Home Movies.

[Aru]

Hello :3 I'm Aru~ I don't have much to say becaue I hate talking about myself...
I joined this because I love this show..obviously. But to be honest, I hated it at first XD; but that's because, like Zaika, I disliked metal >_< Metalocalypse changed that for me :)
I'm 15, almost 16, and I love watching Metalocalypse or playing video games (Phoenix Wright, Castlevania)
I hope to meet new people here :D

[Skwiggletok]

Hey .o. Just joined. :ban4) C8 Also known as Nalagirl on other INTERNETZ places.

Joined because I've always looooved Metalocalypse. But when it first aired I'd be too sleepy for when it came on and I didn't have mah TIVO yet.

Then I found all the episodes on the internet ~ Watched it all in one night with a friend. Changed my life.

Also love Amon Amarth, 10 Years, A Perfect Circle. Favorite metal would have to be Viking Metal.

Ya this is the biggest intro I've ever done. HAI GUYS

[kittytoki]

Hey .o. Just joined. :ban4) C8 Also known as Nalagirl on other INTERNETZ places.

Joined because I've always looooved Metalocalypse. But when it first aired I'd be too sleepy for when it came on and I didn't have mah TIVO yet.

Then I found all the episodes on the internet ~ Watched it all in one night with a friend. Changed my life.

Also love Amon Amarth, 10 Years, A Perfect Circle. Favorite metal would have to be Viking Metal.

Ya this is the biggest intro I've ever done. HAI GUYS

oh hei. you joined. :D

SUP?

[Skwiggletok]

oh hei. you joined. :D

SUP?

YUP I DID JOIN, and not much. Just bored enough to claw out my eyes D8 With knives for fingernails.

[Brent]

WELCOME to all new members....

[Melody]

So many new peoples :O

[Hylia]

HERE SHE COMES TO SAVE THE DAY!! >:D
*ahem* Just kidding...Hi everybody! I'm Hylia..and I, uh....I like Dethklok..a lot. That's why I'm here. And um...yeah! Let the fun begin! :)
Dang Aru, you got a lot of people from DA to join the forum...xD

[Mirianna16]

This forum is brutal. It's really complete!! Can't wait to look around to find some cool stuff!! As someone said a little upper I hate the show at first too. Not because of the music. Be cause I couldn't get a damn thing they say >< My first language is French and sometimes I just didn't get wath murderface and Swkissgaar where saying. But my friend bougth the DVD and with the subtitles I understand much more thing. And I loved it!! Now I own the DVD and the Dethalbum deluxe edition. And I can't wait 'till the season 2 start agin!!

[Aru]

HERE SHE COMES TO SAVE THE DAY!! >:D
*ahem* Just kidding...Hi everybody! I'm Hylia..and I, uh....I like Dethklok..a lot. That's why I'm here. And um...yeah! Let the fun begin! :)
Dang Aru, you got a lot of people from DA to join the forum...xD
LOL. I'm just that awesome. >;D *shot*

[Hylia]

This forum is brutal. It's really complete!! Can't wait to look around to find some cool stuff!! As someone said a little upper I hate the show at first too. Not because of the music. Be cause I couldn't get a damn thing they say >< My first language is French and sometimes I just didn't get wath murderface and Swkissgaar where saying. But my friend bougth the DVD and with the subtitles I understand much more thing. And I loved it!! Now I own the DVD and the Dethalbum deluxe edition. And I can't wait 'till the season 2 start agin!!

lol! It was the same with me at first. I could NOT understand anything Murderface said. The only line I actually understood from him in episode 1 was, "I'm the fat one!" xD And everything else was just...lost. lol.
Sometimes it was the same with Skwisgaar and even Toki, but only in the first couple episodes.
Now I find it funny and I can pick out most of what they say now. :D

[Mirianna16]

Yha once I got that Skwiss put "s" everywhere, i got a lot more stuff XD

As for murderface, well one day maybe...

[Aru]

lol...I actually had no problem understanding them...but maybe that's because I had a few friends with speach impediments. xD;

[D.e.t.h.e.t.t.e]

New here, glad I found this forum, Metalocalypse is my resident new addiction. I'm 17, and a chick or a.k.a. a "soul murderer". The show is awesomely bizzar, and wonderfuly dark not to mention grusomely random to boot. Brendon Small hit a good one; I love his work. It's "metal".

[Brent]

Welcome....

[coinneach]

Name's Coinneach (ya rly), 38 years old. Bassist & industrial programmer, although not in a band right now as I can't find one brutal enough. Funny point, my old band opened for SYL a looooong time ago and our show flyer completely blew Devin's mind ("That is the most incredibly wrong thing I've ever seen.")

My daughter's friends think I'm the most metal dad on the planet because I can play Awaken and the Deththeme. Sadly, I don't have a T-Bird... YET.

So, uh... yeah. That's it.

[lovehatetradg3dy91]

I meant what kind of Metal, but that's cool. Own material or covers?




yeah.. so like i said before. pickles is bettttter :]

[Aru]

My daughter's friends think I'm the most metal dad on the planet because I can play Awaken and the Deththeme. Sadly, I don't have a T-Bird... YET.

LOL you are. If only my dad were into metal and still played guitar. Man, that'd be so rad.

[Hylia]

LOL you are. If only my dad were into metal and still played guitar. Man, that'd be so rad.

It's so weird... D: My dad was into Metal when he was young and he thinks it's funny that I like Metalocalypse...
I burned him a copy of the Dethalbum and he won't even listen to it. :/ He thinks it's just a joke. :(

[coinneach]

It's so weird... D: My dad was into Metal when he was young and he thinks it's funny that I like Metalocalypse...
I burned him a copy of the Dethalbum and he won't even listen to it. :/ He thinks it's just a joke. :(

Lame. I'll bet he likes Spinal Tap. Not that there's anything *wrong* with Tap, it's just Dethklok for an older generation.

[Aru]

It's so weird... D: My dad was into Metal when he was young and he thinks it's funny that I like Metalocalypse...
I burned him a copy of the Dethalbum and he won't even listen to it. :/ He thinks it's just a joke. :(

That annoys me. I hate when people don't think they're a real band just cause they're not really real.
People consider The Gorillaz a real friggen band. What the hell?

[Dr.Rockso]

That annoys me. I hate when people don't think they're a real band just cause they're not really real.
People consider The Gorillaz a real friggen band. What the hell?

EXACTLY! EXTOMOONDO! If the Gorillaz can be a real band then so can Dethklok!

[Murderface Girl]

I'm Kat, I'm a 13 yearold girl(well 14 in september), uhhh I like Toki and Murderface the best. I'm a metal head, dETHKLOK, JUST RULZZ man! Lets see, how I got into it... Well my dad and me were at Target, we saw the Metalocylopse season 1 boxset, my dad said "you would like that, its a bout a metal band... but your mom would flip if she found out i bought you the un-edited" So I did not get the Boxset, but then when i was up late one night, I saw that Metalocyplose was on Cartoon Network, so I watched it, and I got hooked! Ive been a fan for a bout a month, and I just love it. Dethklok is the best Dethmetal band in the world, Now I'm even more into Dethklok... I'm gonna go to Hot Topic and Get my self a Dethklok shirt! Now I'm going around blaring Dethklok, and I'm annoying my family by saying "I WANT A BANANNA STICKER NOT THE EGGROLE!" and "It tastes like chiken if chicken was a candy." And I don't think my parents know where I got it from...

[Aru]

I'm Kat, I'm a 13 yearold girl(well 14 in september), uhhh I like Toki and Murderface the best. I'm a metal head, dETHKLOK, JUST RULZZ man! Lets see, how I got into it... Well my dad and me were at Target, we saw the Metalocylopse season 1 boxset, my dad said "you would like that, its a bout a metal band... but your mom would flip if she found out i bought you the un-edited" So I did not get the Boxset, but then when i was up late one night, I saw that Metalocyplose was on Cartoon Network, so I watched it, and I got hooked! Ive been a fan for a bout a month, and I just love it. Dethklok is the best Dethmetal band in the world, Now I'm even more into Dethklok... I'm gonna go to Hot Topic and Get my self a Dethklok shirt! Now I'm going around blaring Dethklok, and I'm annoying my family by saying "I WANT A BANANNA STICKER NOT THE EGGROLE!" and "It tastes like chiken if chicken was a candy." And I don't think my parents know where I got it from...
I find it funny how most of Dethkloks fans are under 18 XD(on here, anyway..I think...uuuh)
Anyway, welcome to the boards!

lol I bout Metalocalypse from Target, too lol
Good luck gettin that shirt! :3

[Murderface Girl]

I find it funny how most of Dethkloks fans are under 18 XD(on here, anyway..I think...uuuh)
Anyway, welcome to the boards!

lol I bout Metalocalypse from Target, too lol
Good luck gettin that shirt! :3

Thank you... I don't really like Target, I'm more of a Wal Mart person, but I will go to Target to get Season 1. The on;y problem I will have about getting the shirt is geting a ride to the mall.... Oh well, I'll ask my Grandpa....

[JHolloway615]

My name is Johnathan Holloway, I am 33 years old from Virginia. I have a 9 month old daughter which I love very much. My hobbies are music CPU and DK. My favorite bands would be any classic rock from the 80's most metal of today, DK (of course), mostly anything involving a guitar. I cam currently trying to learn how to play guitar I have a POS Harmony POS amp and a POS metal distorter. The only thing I can play it the rhythm part of Freebird. I guess thats pretty much it

[Toki_6661]

What up? Im Jeremy from MI, im 17.

Music: Dethklok, Three Inches Of Blood, System of a Down, Cannibal Corpse, and a lot more

Hobbies: Guitar, Guitar Hero, Other Video Games, Building Model Cars.

Anything else? feel free to ask me.