Episode 3 - Birthdayface

[Skwisgaar]

It's Murderface's birthday and the band must find the most metal gift ever for him.
Discuss.

[DethKlok]

ya know, was that when dr rockso was actually welcomed to there house? o_O

[Skwisgaar]

I HATE Dr. Rockso...

[DethKlok]

I HATE Dr. Rockso...

you only hate him because he's annoying lol

[Skwisgaar]

That's as good a reason as any! Haha. Kirk and Jaymz from Metallica in this one again.

[Dr.Rockso]

I HATE Dr. Rockso...

I loved Dr.Rockso dude!

[pickles_thedrummer]

"Do not eats the frosting, its made of pure mercury. You will die!"

[Nathan_Explosion]

Pickles: And he's the last line of the Danish Royalty! Dude, that weak.

Murderface: Well he shouldnt have been trying to go after my hog.

[pickles_thedrummer]

Many years ago today something grew inside of your mother
That thing was you
You

You, you, you, you
Did she scream, did she cry?
Only those that are born are the ones that
Get to die

One more year closer to dying
Rotting organs ripping grinding
Biological discordance
Birthday equals self abhorrence

Years keep passing aging always
Mutate into vapid slugs
Doctor gives a new prescription
Bullet in a #$^%$#@$#$^%$#@$#$^%$#@$#$^%$#@$ing gun

One more year closer to dying
Plastic surgeons fuel the lying
You forget why you came in here
Your mind rots with every New Year

RSVP please
For the death of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy Birthday
You're gonna die

Now you're old and full of hatred
Take a pill to masturbatred
Children point to you and scream
Because they will become that thing

One more year of further suffering
There's no point of #$^%$#@$#$^%$#@$#$^%$#@$#$^%$#@$ing bluffing
Open up your Deathday present
It's a box of #$^%$#@$#$^%$#@$#$^%$#@$#$^%$#@$ing nothing

RSVP please
For the death of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy Birthday
You're gonna die

Die, die
Deathday
Birthday
Deathday
Die, die
Deathday
Birthday
Deathday

RSVP please
For the death of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy Birthday
You're gonna die

You're running out of life

Brutal

[LesPaulShredder]

the best and most metal birthday song in existance. every year from now on the second i wake up on my birthday that songs will be cranked up too 11 and blasted all day long.

"all he wants is morbid crap." Pickles

i think the most brutal gift for murderface would be his own beer brewed from the flesh of his enimies.

[pickles_thedrummer]

"The most darkest of all gifts for the most brutal of all base players, NOTHING!"

[Nathan_Explosion]

"But we got you your favorite thing. Dissapointment!"

[thr4shm3t4l]

Pickles: "Hey dude, that guy you took out on stage is a Danish prince!"

Skwisgaar: "Pfft...the dutch."

[Murderface Girl]

I loved that episode. Birthday Dethday is being played at my birthday.
Like in every episode, I yet again feel very sorry for Murderface. Wow, I have a major obssession....

[Aru]

I loved that episode. Birthday Dethday is being played at my birthday.
Haha, my friend was supposed to play that for me at my birthday,
but he's a dick, so he forgot all about it...

[Murderface Girl]

Haha, my friend was supposed to play that for me at my birthday,
but he's a dick, so he forgot all about it...

My ex-freind and I were talking about our birthdays and I said "I want Dethklok's birthday song played at mine" and she got all pissed when I said "Dethklok" and she flicked me on the head and said "Thats all you ever talk about is Dethklok...." Then all asuden we stoped talking, so i geuss she can't stand me likeing Dethklok more than her presious Natasha Beddingfield

[JHolloway615]

My ex-freind and I were talking about our birthdays and I said "I want Dethklok's birthday song played at mine" and she got all pissed when I said "Dethklok" and she flicked me on the head and said "Thats all you ever talk about is Dethklok...." Then all asuden we stoped talking, so i geuss she can't stand me likeing Dethklok more than her presious Natasha Beddingfield
You are a MF fan and there is nothing wrong with that. A true friend respects a person wishes and opinions especially on there birthday. You only live once so I say enjoy it play your song at your party and if that your true friend they will be ther no matter what.

[Murderface Girl]

You are a MF fan and there is nothing wrong with that. A true friend respects a person wishes and opinions especially on there birthday. You only live once so I say enjoy it play your song at your party and if that your true friend they will be ther no matter what.

yeah, i don't even wanna talk to her. I missed her B-day party, just because i went on vacation with my family, and we hardly ever get to go places as a family.. and so when i called her to wish her a happy birthday she got all "I don't wanna talk to YOU" and hung up.. wound't even let me say "hi" Oh well I'm not gonna bother.. all this means is i have more time to watch Metalocalypse.... LOL. Okay I rock-talked, can I have my bananna sticker now?

[JHolloway615]

Sure (hands Murderface Girl a banana sticker, a bass guitar and a brand new pair of civil war shoes)

You can never be to comfortable while performing on stage

lol

[Murderface Girl]

Sure (hands Murderface Girl a banana sticker, a bass guitar and a brand new pair of civil war shoes)

You can never be to comfortable while performing on stage

lol

LoL! Yay! (goes up on stage)

[Mr. Trichomes]

i'm not trying to be a douche but when murderface is playing the bass solo with his cock hes holding the guitar like someone would normally, so like is his cock hanging over the guitar and then somehow playing notes. i mean he would have to have like a boner that he could flex to play the notes thats like wrapped over the guitar or something, i dunno it just kind of perplexed me. its not like you can flex a softy to play notes. if he had the strings facing his cock then it all woulda made sense. so if anyones got any ideas on the dynamics of this, and dont just go dude its a show and your totally dildos. i'm just sayin thats all.

[misskortney]

Okay, I am looking for the conversation between Skwisgaar and Toki about it being a sausage fest... was that this episode? Anyone have a C&P because that was hilarious.

P.S. I think Murderface just has a really long weiner that he can control when semi-erect. If I had one, I'd totally train myself to control it while semi-erect.

[Mr. Trichomes]

yeah im almost positive thats the ep where their talking about sausage festivals, ill watch it when i get home from work, and i thought that was hilarious too. toki's like "i loves the sausages festivals like the one in Vienna"
and yeah murderface is still defying the laws of physics with his cock.

[Tenac87]

Yeah this is the episode, They talk about it at the party. Classic :D

[Sandoz]

Skwisgaar: This is a total sausage festival.
Toki: But I love sausage festival, like the one in vienna.
Skwisgaar: Uh, yeah that was a real sausage festival. No, I mean that there's no ladies to put your you-know-what into them.
Toki: The sausage?
Skwisgaar: Uh..what were you talking about? sorry to interrupt yous.

[JHolloway615]

I always wondered what liquor does DK drink?