Klokateer 513
09-21-2009, 10:52 AM
First line o' poetry to be sung to the tune of CSN's 'Our House'
MORDHAUS!
Is a very, very, very fine haus!
With 2 wolves in the yard
Toki and Skwisgaar
Agreeing
(Okay, you can stop singing the words to the tune of 'Our House'-the rst of this poem is of my own unholy doing)
Twinkletits' body
Shall nourish the yard wolves
Winter was harsh and brutal
Spring shall set forth and soon arrive
The births of cubs' feral and hardened souls.
Flavor Twinkletits' ripped arms
With Nathan's Explosion Sauce
For Twinkletits tried to become a member of Dethklok
In accordance to Charles, the punishment is a justifiable cause.
Then after the feed
It is banana stickers for dessert!
En flambe with rum
Jean Pierre's culinary handiwork!
So let us cut out all the legalese
Poppycock, heresay and the nitty-gritties.
Or you shall be warned
And hear the order decree:
"RELEASE THE KITTIES!"
MORDHAUS!
Is a very, very, very fine haus!
With 2 wolves in the yard
Toki and Skwisgaar
Agreeing
(Okay, you can stop singing the words to the tune of 'Our House'-the rst of this poem is of my own unholy doing)
Twinkletits' body
Shall nourish the yard wolves
Winter was harsh and brutal
Spring shall set forth and soon arrive
The births of cubs' feral and hardened souls.
Flavor Twinkletits' ripped arms
With Nathan's Explosion Sauce
For Twinkletits tried to become a member of Dethklok
In accordance to Charles, the punishment is a justifiable cause.
Then after the feed
It is banana stickers for dessert!
En flambe with rum
Jean Pierre's culinary handiwork!
So let us cut out all the legalese
Poppycock, heresay and the nitty-gritties.
Or you shall be warned
And hear the order decree:
"RELEASE THE KITTIES!"