Quotes:

[Brent]

“I think I have diabetes, I gotta take a ****in nap” - Toki

“I give myself a solid gold telephone!” - Toki

“Brags about eating lollipops, he works in lollipops factory” -Toki

Candy that tastes like chicken if chicken tasted like candy - Toki

“It used to be da red hots da blood but I ates dem” - Toki

Toki - “You’re not a great speller, you got to spell to be a speller!”

Toki - “No that is the point! That is spelling!”

Toki - “How dare you! I’m selling it, you - I’m kicking ass you just stand there “aruhahaurha” just boring - I rock and everything!”

Toki - “Das weird”

“But it is metals to like clowns” - Toki

Toki: Oh Blood Puke. That’s a great song title, someone write that dow..oh that’s right. We already wrote that. Great song though.

Toki: Screw you’s all off, my codpiece is the coolest!

Nathan: Maybe your teeth are falling out because you eat all that candy.
Toki: So what? Teeth grow back!
Nathan: Heh, no they don’t
Toki: Are you a dentist?
Nathan: No…
Toki: Then shut up!

[DethKlok]

hmmm o_O u want us to put quotes like that? simple enough :D

[Dr.Rockso]

“I think I have diabetes, I gotta take a #$^%$#@$#$^%$#@$#$^%$#@$#$^%$#@$in nap” - Toki

“I give myself a solid gold telephone!” - Toki



Two of the best toki qoutes :D

[DudeThatsBrutal]

Haha. I like "Yeah, yous a tight wad." it makes me laugh and i say it to people the way he says it haha. confuse people you know how it is.

[steelerfn91]

toki: pickel.... its snakes and barrel is not my cup of tea it sucks
pickels: well its not a nice thing to say toki
toki: not my fault it sucks

[Mirianna16]

The new quote from dethwedding: Me's gonna do solo album. Alls Toki. It's gonna be call Toki. IS THE KING!!!

Lawl!!

I's got to throw up... Throws up and take a nap *barf* good nights! *fall*

[kittytoki]

The new quote from dethwedding: Me's gonna do solo album. Alls Toki. It's gonna be call Toki. IS THE KING!!!

Lawl!!

I's got to throw up... Throws up and take a nap *barf* good nights! *fall*

xDDD those were the best.

[Mirianna16]

totally XD Beat the blowjob

[DudeThatsBrutal]

xDD i almost busted a lung laughing. and also the Quote:

Toki: "You donts hafta worry about old Toki."
The way he says it cracks me up.

[Aru]

How he says "HOH HOOOH FATS AND UGLY!!" is the cutest thing ever.
Oh oh! and and and "Me gonna do solo album! All..Toki!...Gonna be called Toki....IS THE KING!!"
heheee *diesss*

[steelerfn91]

swisgaar: they looks like a bunch of sweeds came over about a millions years ago and go old and ugly.....i lovez it

[DudeThatsBrutal]

...Thats.. not a Toki Quote.. that quote is actually in with the Skwisgaar quotes.

[thr4shm3t4l]

"dont you remember being a lil kids whens your teeths woulds fall out and grow back and you would get the old one under the pillow so the ancient norse god orthad the tooth collector would give you a pickle nickle"

[Aru]

"dont you remember being a lil kids whens your teeths woulds fall out and grow back and you would get the old one under the pillow so the ancient norse god orthad the tooth collector would give you a pickle nickle"

LMAO
I love when he's all "GOODBYYYYYYYYEE"

[Comradette]

In the first episode when Murderface is gettin' on his case about taking personal days, Toki says something like, "Yeah. Well I was depressed about Coward."
At least that's what the subtitles say, but the subtitles kind of suck.
But if that's right then what the hell is Coward.