It's Inevitable; DETHKLOK: THE MOVIE

[Skwisgaar]

We all know it's gonna happen. I'm guessing probably after the second season (and perhaps album + tour) we will get a Dethklok movie. ATHF got one, why not Dethklok? Discuss :)

[DethKlok]

DUDE I LOVE YOU!!!!!! [not in a gay way don't worry] SERIOUSLY DUDE!!!! BLOOD OCEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! ILL KILL FOR THAT SHIT LITERALLY!!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/cameraobscure/28627970/

[Skwisgaar]

My god, I hope they call it Blood Ocean! But this time it will actually be epic. And Skwisgaar will get to do his own voice!
Time lies, trapped inside
Dark minds, concubines
BLOOD...OCEAN!
Crickets cry, shriek the night
Trapped ticks, rule the mind
BLOOD...OCEAN!

[BerserkingBovine]

I think if there's a movie, it should detail how the band got together and became famous. Isn't anyone else curious about how Toki, with those parents and never having been in a band before, got into Dethklok?

[Skwisgaar]

Very good point there BerserkingBovine, That would be awesome. And why Skwisgaar left 'pretty much every band ever' to join Dethklok.

[DethKlok]

ssoo ttrruuee

[easy]

I hope they only show it in one place, somewhere really metal - an old hospital, prison, grave yard, battleground, somethin brutal, and make it super exclusive until the regular theatrical release - I'd hope the actual commercial says "BLOOD OCEAN" like 15 times in a 30second duration.

[DethKlok]

I hope they only show it in one place, somewhere really metal - an old hospital, prison, grave yard, battleground, somethin brutal, and make it super exclusive until the regular theatrical release - I'd hope the actual commercial says "BLOOD OCEAN" like 15 times in a 30second duration.didnt they already do prison part?

[Luke]

If there is dethklok movie i will run through my school naked and put it on youtube.
Dethklok is so much better than ATHF that its laughable that they got a movie before dethklok did

[Brent]

It will be interesting how a Dethklok movie would be recieved by the people that might frown upon the Dethklok theme.....

I know I am not one of them - but I am sure there are a pile of people out there that would protest it..

I think many people need to lighten up in the world these days - but I know I support a movie.....

They did Aqua Teen Hunger Force - I would say Dethklok is a sure winner as a movie.... but would be able to handle 2 hours of Dethklok straight? Maybe it would be just to Metal to actually handle...

[easy]

psh 2 hours would be righteous.

[Hatredcopter]

It would be a while before it ever got released in New Zealand -_-

[easy]

BLOOOOD OCEAN!!!
lol...

[Brent]

It would be a while before it ever got released in New Zealand -_-


How far behind are you guys?

Months?

These days those release dates sure have got alot smaller worldwide..

[easy]

Poor New Zealand.

[Dr.Rockso]

Dethklok movie = MORE BRUTAL THAN BRUTAL TIMES INFINTY!

God poor New Zealand

And the world just needs to have a giant rock talk... and a banana sticker XD

[Deathsaw]

I know I could tolerate 2 hours of Dethklok. That's what I did with my Tivo a few days a week. Plus the album is top on my playlist since it came out. It's not something I want them to rush out though. If one does come out, they could get a lot darker and more detailed with gore. The Aqua Teen movie was great because they did everything they couldn't do in the show. If Brendan Small wants to commit to a movie, we run the risk of either delaying or stopping Dethklok from getting made for a while. Would a Dethklok movie be worth the missing season? If it ever could happen, the fans would need to spam Dethklok everywhere. Just don't make something with pulsing lights or people would think it's a bomb.

[Dr.Rockso]

I know I could tolerate 2 hours of Dethklok. That's what I did with my Tivo a few days a week. Plus the album is top on my playlist since it came out. It's not something I want them to rush out though. If one does come out, they could get a lot darker and more detailed with gore. The Aqua Teen movie was great because they did everything they couldn't do in the show. If Brendan Small wants to commit to a movie, we run the risk of either delaying or stopping Dethklok from getting made for a while. Would a Dethklok movie be worth the missing season? If it ever could happen, the fans would need to spam Dethklok everywhere. Just don't make something with pulsing lights or people would think it's a bomb.

XDD Yea make a light up facebones and go around posting it in places

[Demonbear]

"His English is so awkward that, during the filming of Dethklok's movie Blood Ocean, the producers were unable to understand his lines, and ultimately, Skwisgaar's voice was completely dubbed out of the film" talking about Skwisgaar in filming the movie. Didn't they try this already and fail?

[Brutality_Possum]

Yeah- it'd be really cool to see some backstory to Toki's family-his parents are creeeepy. which is funny since he's the 'cutesy guy'.

[Sniderklok]

You know how they allways put klok at the end of every title episode?....I wouldn't be surprized if they name the movie Movieklok.That would be cool

[Hylia]

It would be interesting to see a DETHKLOK movie. I know I'd support it! But it does make me think about the length...I mean, would it get old after a while? We're all used to seeing 11 minutes at a time...per episode anyway...
But how would we all react to a full-fledged movie?
I'm pretty sure that's the only thing I'd be worried about. It would have to be effing epic. But then again, it's DETHKLOK we're talking about. They're already epic. :p

I think if there's a movie, it should detail how the band got together and became famous. Isn't anyone else curious about how Toki, with those parents and never having been in a band before, got into Dethklok?

I like the idea of a Dethklok movie where their backstory is told; the band's youth, how they met and such. It would make it more accessable to people who have never even heard of them too, and maybe get them into the show.

It would be the MOST METAL MOVIE EVER! :D With the BEST SOUNDTRACK EVER! xD

BLOOOOOD OCEAN!

[Melody]

I think in one of the interviews with uh, the people who make Metalocalypse, they said season 2 was going to deal more with the bands past and stuff.

...of course I could have totally confused that with something else. I fail@reliability with such information. :[

REGARDLESS, I'd love a Metalocalypse movie. I wish the episodes were more than 11 minutes long, too...

[Murderface Girl]

Well Aqua Teen and The Simpsons both had movies, that were relased on the "Big Screen" so HOPEFULLY there will be a Dethklok/Metalocyalopse movie out. Lets just hope if it does happen, It will be PG-13, so If my parents don't want to see it, I can go with some friends. But a movie is a kick ass idea, MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U know what else would be cool, DETHKLOK MANIA! U know like KISS MANIA in 1977, and this HANNA MONTANNA BULL SH*t MAINA going on now (oh god, i hate Hanna Montanna) I woyuld love going into Walmart, and seeing Dethklok notebooks, and teeshirts... LOL! Wait, they have that at Hot Topic right???
I WANT A DETHKLOK MOVIE!!!

[DETHGIRL333]

omgg i SERIOUSLY would cry (with happiness haha) if they made a Dethklok movie!!!
hahahah yeah, like someone said before, they should make it Movieklok or BLOOD OCEAN! hahah only Dethklok fans would know what their talking about. but yeah, well even though i would love if they made the 11 minute show longer, it would be really hard for them to stretch out the plot of the show that long, because the show is basically just really fast. if it was longer, it wouldnt be as BRUTAL

[Kittie Killuall]

Lets just hope if it does happen, It will be PG-13

No way...pg-13 movies are for housewives. it should be R rated at the LEAST. I want to see Toki's weiner.

[Murderface Girl]

No way...pg-13 movies are for housewives. it should be R rated at the LEAST. I want to see Toki's weiner.
LOL, Only reason I want to be PG-13, is that my mom will let me see it!!!!!!

[DETHGIRL333]

LOL, Only reason I want to be PG-13, is that my mom will let me see it!!!!!!
hahah true thatt. my movie theater is sooo stupid, cause they know me and my friends aren't 18 cause we're alwatys there, so their such dildos and NEVER let us into R rated movies, even if my sister buys us the tickets!! :( :(

[Kittie Killuall]

hahah true thatt. my movie theater is sooo stupid, cause they know me and my friends aren't 18 cause we're alwatys there, so their such dildos and NEVER let us into R rated movies, even if my sister buys us the tickets!! :( :(


hey, don't worry. the (currently non-esistant) movie will still exist when you turn 17(if it gets made).

[DETHGIRL333]

hey, don't worry. the (currently non-esistant) movie will still exist when you turn 17(if it gets made).
OMG! haha thats so true, thanks for the cheering up :)

[Kittie Killuall]

OMG! haha thats so true, thanks for the cheering up :)

yeah. and don't forget....a pg-13 movie would probably be pretty mediocre. i'd rather wait a few years to see a really awesome R rated movie than see a movie right now that isn't up to par.

[Aru]

omgg i SERIOUSLY would cry (with happiness haha) if they made a Dethklok movie!!!
hahahah yeah, like someone said before, they should make it Movieklok or BLOOD OCEAN! hahah only Dethklok fans would know what their talking about. but yeah, well even though i would love if they made the 11 minute show longer, it would be really hard for them to stretch out the plot of the show that long, because the show is basically just really fast. if it was longer, it wouldnt be as BRUTAL
Well, they did make an ATHF movie, and ATHF is about the same time length.

If they were to make a Metalocalypse movie, it better kick some major ass.
It should be rated R, though. PG-13 is pretty lame, cause there'd probably be nothing extreme on there. I wanna see people die brutally. Not in some lame ass method of dying...that I can't think of right now.

No way...pg-13 movies are for housewives. it should be R rated at the LEAST. I want to see Toki's weiner.

AAARRGGGH PERVERT D:
I'm probably the only girl my age that doesn't really like the idea of seeing anyone..naked. Ew. :C

[Kittie Killuall]

AAARRGGGH PERVERT D:
I'm probably the only girl my age that doesn't really like the idea of seeing anyone..naked. Ew. :C

heh...well i'm 30. i've seen a lot of people naked....

[DETHGIRL333]

haha hmm..wow.. this is getting a bit off topic lol.. i think the topic of this thread is "It's Inevitable; DETHKLOK: THE MOVIE ", not "i've see naked people"

hahahahha sorryy :)

[Kittie Killuall]

haha hmm..wow.. this is getting a bit off topic lol.. i think the topic of this thread is "It's Inevitable; DETHKLOK: THE MOVIE ", not "i've see naked people"

hahahahha sorryy :)

movies and naked people go hand in hand!

[Aru]

heh...well i'm 30. i've seen a lot of people naked....
:C
I'm still a baby~

[Dr.Rockso]

Ok If any of you heard the interview with Brendon the "For Whom The Dethklok Punches In The Balls" he said he would like to make a movie and that if someone would give him the money to do it he would love to do it.

[Kittie Killuall]

Ok If any of you heard the interview with Brendon the "For Whom The Dethklok Punches In The Balls" he said he would like to make a movie and that if someone would give him the money to do it he would love to do it.

what? i can't believe that he doesn't have a million billion dollars already

[Hylia]

Ok If any of you heard the interview with Brendon the "For Whom The Dethklok Punches In The Balls" he said he would like to make a movie and that if someone would give him the money to do it he would love to do it.

I guess we just need to keep buying all their crap until they have enough money to make a movie. D:

But yeah...you'd think they'd have enough to make one by now.

[Dr.Rockso]

I guess we just need to keep buying all their crap until they have enough money to make a movie. D:
He also mentioned how metal fans will buy the stuff and support the artist instead of just pirateing the music shamelessly and letting the artist die a horrible record death.

[Kittie Killuall]

He also mentioned how metal fans will buy the stuff and support the artist instead of just pirateing the music shamelessly and letting the artist die a horrible record death.

i've done my part. i've got 2 shirts, both the regular and deluxe album, facebones sticker, season 1 dvd, wrist band and i bought a ticket for the current tour. when the movie comes out, i should get to see it for free.

[Aru]

i've done my part. i've got 2 shirts, both the regular and deluxe album, facebones sticker, season 1 dvd, wrist band and i bought a ticket for the current tour. when the movie comes out, i should get to see it for free.
God you're cheap. LOL

A wrist band, though? Where'd you get that? P:

I guess we just need to keep buying all their crap until they have enough money to make a movie. D:

But yeah...you'd think they'd have enough to make one by now.
Yeah, I'm sure by either next year there'll probably be a movie...maybe..
or by like, a later season.

Or maybe the movie can be like a really long last episode.
That'd kind of suck, though, because you know they're gonna end it by killing them all off most likely, and I'd probably be bawling in the theater, looking like a retard :C

[Kittie Killuall]

God you're cheap. LOL

A wrist band, though? Where'd you get that? P:



i bought it for $5 at the dethklok show last sunday. got it for my boyfriend who wasn't able to go to the show, eventhough he really wanted to. he says his band is more important and went to practice instead.

[Aru]

i bought it for $5 at the dethklok show last sunday. got it for my boyfriend who wasn't able to go to the show, eventhough he really wanted to. he says his band is more important and went to practice instead.
Oh. wtf D:
Hope someone sells it on ebay or something. I'd like one...

Slap him, for nothing is more important than Dethklok.

[Hylia]

That'd kind of suck, though, because you know they're gonna end it by killing them all off most likely, and I'd probably be bawling in the theater, looking like a retard :C

OMG, DON'T SAY THAT!! D:
I'd be bawling my eyes out too if that ever happened. ;_; No joke. AND NO SHAME, EITHER!! I DON'T CARE IF THEY AREN'T REAL! Dx I wouldn't want to see them die. D:
Or Ofdensen..
Not seriously, anyway...like, in the Thunderhorse music video, I find it kinda funny...*shot*

i've done my part. i've got 2 shirts, both the regular and deluxe album, facebones sticker, season 1 dvd, wrist band and i bought a ticket for the current tour. when the movie comes out, i should get to see it for free.

I think I've done my part too...
I've got three shirts, a hoodie from their college tour, two packs of banana stickers, a pillow I made from a shirt that doesn't fit me, both versions of the Dethalbum, the season 1 DVD, the poster from their recent tour, and I've already ordered the shocker toys..just waiting for them to show up in the mail one day...

And I'm sure I'll be buying more Dethklok crap in the future. lol.
I would have gotten the vinyl version of the Dethalbum and a wrist band if I had known that they were selling them while I was at their concert a few weeks back.. Dx

[Kittie Killuall]

OMG, DON'T SAY THAT!! D:
I'd be bawling my eyes out too if that ever happened. ;_; No joke. AND NO SHAME, EITHER!! I DON'T CARE IF THEY AREN'T REAL! Dx I wouldn't want to see them die. D:
Or Ofdensen..
Not seriously, anyway...like, in the Thunderhorse music video, I find it kinda funny...*shot*

i don't know. i think i might like to see that. you know they would die the most brutal and horrible deaths. EVER.

[Murderface Girl]

God you're cheap. LOL

A wrist band, though? Where'd you get that? P:


Yeah, I'm sure by either next year there'll probably be a movie...maybe..
or by like, a later season.

Or maybe the movie can be like a really long last episode.
That'd kind of suck, though, because you know they're gonna end it by killing them all off most likely, and I'd probably be bawling in the theater, looking like a retard :C


I would be crying soo much if they killed off Murderface and Skwisgaar... I would.... I'd be soo upset, then my parents wouldnt let me live it down, saying "at least I didn't cry in the Metalocalypse movie" I almost screamed when Murderface got hurt in Klokblocked.....

[Murderface Girl]

oh and for merchindise...
I bought a $20.00 shirt, Season one DVD for $26.50, 4 songs on iTunes, Dethrace on iTunes... and I'm planning on getting a sticker from Hot Topic and The Deluxe edition of the Dethalbum.... Okay, I just got my parents to accept my addiction to Metalocaluypse and Dethklok!

[Aru]

I would be crying soo much if they killed off Murderface and Skwisgaar... I would.... I'd be soo upset, then my parents wouldnt let me live it down, saying "at least I didn't cry in the Metalocalypse movie" I almost screamed when Murderface got hurt in Klokblocked.....
I'D MAKE IT APPARENT THAT MY FANDOMS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS
IF ANYONE BROUGHT IT UP AGAIN I'D MURDER MY FAMILY...because...I'd be really upset ;-;

[JHolloway615]

I'D MAKE IT APPARENT THAT MY FANDOMS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS
IF ANYONE BROUGHT IT UP AGAIN I'D MURDER MY FAMILY...because...I'd be really upset ;-;
I say that it would be Metal if DK 's roadies waged a war on the tribunals and Mr. Cellatzia fell victim to one of DK's "happy accidents" or by the hands of CFO

[HELLRAISER]

not to sound like a dick, because i love dethklok and all. but aqua teen and simsons have been out a lot longer than metalocalypse. so, i think that they wont be having a movie any time soon. they may have a dvd movie to buy, but i dont think they will ever go to the big screen. just dont see it happening. it would be cool, but i just dont think its ever going to heppen.

[JHolloway615]

you know what that makes sense. I dont see it happening this year maybe june 09