KLOKATEERS!
Here are just some of the DethFan Mail we have been getting – All emails are forwarded to the bad as we can….Stay Brutal!
Hey dethklok.org, this is David, and I am a fan you guys because I like the music of dethalbums #1, and #2. Now I like to support you guys about the songs and I want to say thank you for the message that I wrote and don’t forget… Make me proud. Thanks.
so i noticed a former guitar member before toki. wats the deal with him. wat happened to him . does toki smoke pot?
I absolutely love Dethklok. I was hoping they’d be able to come to RI sometime, as long as they don’t destroy everything like they do in Metalocalypse. They’re my all time favorite band, so I would love if I could see them in a show. Thanks!
Hey guys. First off, I want to say ‘Metalocalypse’ kicks ass and so does your music! I was wondering if you guys would like some Street Team help in St. Louis Missouri. Id be happy and honored to help. Let me know.
Thanks!
Kim
i think you guys should headline wacken
that would be totally brutal
dam guys every time your near n.c i miss you guys!!!I think you guys kick ass and Ive seen all your shows now all I need to see is you live!!so when you get close to n.c please email me thanks fan #100,000,000,000,000,000,oo………….
All my life im been trying to find the perfect dethmetal band,And you where the one. Toki Wartooth is my idle.
and
PLZ COME TO PITTSFEILD MASSACHUSETTS
Dethklok is f***ing awsome the greatist band ever i was at the concert of the dethklok tour of 2009 at the brady theater in talsa it was brutal and i have the dethalbum guitar book that teaches you to play the songs and i have both albums and season 2 last words dethklok rules stay brutal darwin
dethklok is the wicked s**t!my chick is hot but lame,she likes new moon twilight and miley cyrus.she must go forth and die!if you want to sacrifice her i will knock her out and mail her to you in a crate.DETHKLOK!
deathklock rox ,my chick masturbates to your music.im gonna dump her but deathklock still rocks
why is the the dvd seasons 1 & 2 not in 5.1 digital? Its a real shame not hearing that slaming burtal dvd that way plz realease season 3 in 5.1
you guys need to come back to oklahoma city u guys rock!!!!!
Come to Brazil –
seriously, do you guys think that one day can come play on my brutal country?
i remember watching the first episode of metalocalypse and laughing my ass off while at the same time thinking dude what the fuck!! i used to have a cd with all of the song clips from episodes before the first album was released, its really fuckin wierd that my current favorite metal band is from a cartoon, but your totally badass i hope i can shake your hand one day you totally get it and you are the shit keep on jammin
Dear Metalocolypse,
I have a cartoon episode idea, Instead of "Type O Negative", call them "HIV Positive" and put them in a zany waky story with Dethklok, like a back up band or something. I got it from the Snakes & Barrels episode (I’ll assume that was suppose to be "Guns & Roses"). Maybe it could be Nathens old band coming back to haunt him or the other way around?
Regards,
HeadKlok
Congratulations!! I´m from Spain and i recently saw the last capitule, and was…FUCKING METAL!! I hope that you will do new episodes soon, im waiting =)
Thanks and hail
\m/ MadGatsu
Okay
hey man whats up,
First of all im a totally dethklok fan, toki and skwiz are my fav, and i got the new dethalbum II right on the release date, ( was soo excited) and btw ther new stuff is epic to, but there trying to hard now, they just gotta lay back like before , there lyrics are turning into the same as other bands, and thats not the way it should be .
but the main point is i regesterd and you or who ever thought i was a spam bot, NO WAY 
Im a real dethklok fan , and if anyone spells it deathclock, there uber nooblets and deserve to die a horribles death by "blow he brain in" with a nice gun.
so this is just my email
Thanks
Hello.
My monogynopaedium of ochel’ likes to listen your hits on radio.
Every day look in a box on your cartoon, as you are cruel to pitiful the people, and all that.
WE are very large fanaticisms of your creation.
We would would very like, that you sent us the brandname fan-pak. (we will say a sport shirt, or cap) well or if it problem that though disk with all tracks.
COME PLAY IN ASHEVILLE NC !!!!!!
Hello, my name is Ryan Jones. I live in Texas and love the band. I will just keep this short because I am certain that this isn’t the favorite part of your day. I am finally graduating in December and i am basically asking for an autographed band photo or even anything? My assumption is that their is rules stating against my request, except before and after shows… which I can never afford to go to , considering my location. If this is possible or not, if you could respond either way, that would be marvelous.
Sincerely,
Ryan
Hi,
I am a big fan of Dethklok, and I know a lot of people that are dying to see them touring around MA or NH area. We didn’t realize that there were concerts available until recently but all the concert dates I’ve seen for 2009 are out of our range. I was wondering if you there was any way of finding out if they may be coming to MA or NH in 2010 or if not there is a place we can look up the concert dates. Thank you!
I was thinking about getting a dethclok tattoo. I have a few others now and they are black and white should I leep it black and white or should I go color? I was going to get that winged thing that is real dethkoloky> I guess it’s more metalocalysey.
http://media.photobucket.com/image/metalocalypse/carnageX3/Renders/Metalocalypse.jpg
That thing that’s what i’m thinking of. Should i get it color or black and white?
Kevin
It’d be funny if you guys made a show about the "Cthulhu" from H.P. Lovecraft. But really just just a thought I’m not even sure if you guys will even read this but yeah. If so just thought about it going through some of my old books. Keep it Metal
Walter
Hey Deathklok…….you rock…..(cheesy…I know)….I want a banana sticker…….and coffee and I don’t wish that you be dead and I LOVE YOU ALL and ………..I will go to as many shows and buy and promote and ….etc.
Diana
U GUYS ROCK!!!!!!!! hey y dont u play in denver i rly love u guys and i cant wait for u guys to air the next sesoin
Kevin K
hi im your biggest fan on turkey but i cant find your materials on turkey 
can you help me for this oh and i play bass guitar bryan you are the best dude you are my GOD!
deWilcry
dethklok. dead kennedys. hello? DK DK. referential (SUBTLE!!!!not named in the show) a bit of full-circle. it really is a no-brainer – the fusion of punk and metal. it’s only a matter of time. you know what I mean, you bastard. MITCHELL!
my former bf and i used to live together… we were very close and when not laughing our asses off … he had an unusual talent! to be able to do the voices of the band we love ( deathklok ) and quote untill the cows came home. as a fond memory i had with him… after we broke up i wasnt able to watch the show listen to the music without crying. when this little blurb ran in my head " holy fuck nuts… im sentimental over…deathklok… oh good god i need fucking help" we are great friends again and nothing is more soothin to the soul then " i knows tokis … i knows"
alex
First off the show last night in des moines, fucking brutal!!!! second before dethklok came on they had an add with eddie riggs for the new brutal legend game that came out and my pal went outside to smoke and didnt get to see it do you know where i can find that video? if its exclusive and not posted yet thats cool.
Chris H
Dethklok rules! My wife and I love Dethklok! Finally a great metal band without all the bullshit. If you are anywhere near our house you will hear at least 10 Dethklok songs, usually in a row. Great lyrics, bass, guitar and a kick ass drum beat have been missing in a metal band for so long, it’s great to finally hear all of the elements that make a for great metal bnad come together. Dethklok rocks!
Russell
My lab/pit puppy has a huge crush on Nathan Explosion. To the point she licks my tv when he’s on it. No joke. I want to take her to one of the concerts, but idk is that possible? She wants to lick him in person xD
Just a lot of fuckin’ thanx!\m/
Shadow1380
hey dudes i was wondering if in the future if you will veer condifer or do a show in floridaa at panam city beach florida or pensaola beach florida or just in florida at all cause i want to see you guys live…….. i have yet to experiance my first live concert and it would be brutal to attend a dethklok concert
Chris
Where are pics & names of the guys who actually play this stuff? (the REAL ones, not the cartoons!)?
KlokHead
Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!Come To México Please!!!
Carlos
hi
first of all i was wondering if dethklok has any plans for the near future to come to the uk for a tour i would try to see very uk show if you came, and when will season 2 of metalocalypse be released in our region as i have dethalbum 2 and love it i just want to see the episodes there from thanks chris payne
Chris
Hello,
going to your show in Atlanta at tabernackle. I am taking a "hopefully" future wife. Could I ask if you could either say something during concert or a message on video? Just want to impress her. Maybe a back stage pass?
Anything that you come up with would be awesome.
Thanks, Scott
So for the first CD, there were about 5000 extra songs from the TV show, and they were released on the better edition CD.
For the 2nd CD, theres still bonus tracks, I think Dethrace, Dethwedding, and the one with the girls attacking nathan or whatever are the best songs and I dont know why their not on the album, but the worst part is the deluxe edition doesnt have any bonus songs! Where can I get these full songs?
Bacon
I do not understand why the touring band, as talented as they are, do not attempt to portray the characters likeness. These characters, even though they are animated, created the fan base with their appearance as well. For a touring band it should be high on the list to recreate the elements that make Dethklok appealing to the fans who support it. As a fan of black metal the music alone does not make THIS band what the fans expect. Where is the harm in at least dressing the part? Costumes are not only for Halloween…just ask King Diamond.
JessiKa
I love Dethklok! Guys are awesome! Dethklok rulz! When singing in Romania? When come LIVE in CLUJ-NAPOCA? I wait all life ,but dethklok……tik-tak…tik-tak…:))Joken:) See ya!
DrakAngelo
Dude, you guys have got to go full lenght with Duncan Hills #2 (from Dethdoubles). It kicks the shit out of part 1!!! I would buy it even if it was just a single.
Rivers
Is it POSSIBLE for some "Planet Piss" or "Snakes N Barrels" or some "Rock and Roll Clown " downloads??? Is any of that stuff available? Im just a rock and roll clown!!!
Chris
Brutal Ink!
I fucken love dethklok like no other but i make it to any of their concerts cause their all so far away. So was wanting to know if dethklok could do a concert in Louisville, Kentucky or just somewhere in Kentucky PLEASE!!!!!! I want to be at a dethklok concert so bad. And theirs a lot of dethklok fan out here that cant make it to any of their concerts either cause of the same reason. So please dethklok come to Kentucky.
Joey
guys i’ve been a huge fan for, well since the beginning and i preorder the new album, it RULES!!! The DVD that came with it let me re-live the whole concert a year ago, awesomeness. I cant wait to see you guys live in November. thanks for the shreddin metal and funny ass metal jokes, anyone that dosent get it can go fuck themselves!!! im eventually gonna get the gear on my arm but with a little somethin extera, im gonna have picks around it that say S.D.M.F. and when i do i’ll send you guys the picture for the site, stay BRUTAL!!!
Steven
I know thousnds that will come if you come to Utah!!! Saltlake loves you guys!!!
Taegen
Hey, hey you.
I want be klokateer. I see them live last year at Nokia Theater, and this year at Hammerstein Ballroom (the 30th not the 29th. I already bought tickets and don’t have enough for 2 nights) I’m buying the new album tomorrow at target, actually 3 of them. 1 for me and 2 for my friends upcoming birthdays.
But enough sucking up, what I cants not the most, is a not a bad job.
Could I be klokateer number 1?
Ipukebullets
I just wanted to say. You guys are seriously Brutal. When i cover your songs on my guitar my neighbors always complain. I love it. Stay Brutal guys. and try to not awaken any more death trolls.
Rob
Hey you guys should seriously consider selling items that we see in the Dethklok episodes, such as: The dunkan hills dethklok skull mugs, skwisgars belt buckle, a "dimmu burger" hat, murderface’s sweet ass codpiece, and the like. I’d buy ‘em.
Aron
Wayne
I hail from Portugal and i have to say I watched Metalocalypse for the first time yesterday and im totally addicted to the show and songs. This is indeed the blackest and most metal thing in the world. Im feeling like those fans in the cartoon!
Brendon Small you rule mate 
MadGatsu
Looking to Hear from ALL Dethklok fans,and the Band,too! Also,is there a Fan Club,I can Join? Please,Try to Play in Harrisburg! Dethklok FOREVER!!!
Sailor Blood Massacre
Not that is Brutal thx twiztidjack187
hey you need to put up some tabs…..BASS TABS! that are right!! MURDER FAAAAAAACE!!!!!
Brad
WE WANT DETHKLOK IN PARAGUAY !! WE LOVED DETHKLOK WE WILL KILL FOR DETHKLOK!
Hada
“i love that you guys are touring with mastodon, i saw you live last year at the house of blues san diego and you guys arent coming to san diego, and i dont know if i’ll be able to go to LA, please come to san diego, you have tons of fans here”
Steven
“I want to book you!”
Jimmy
“I am and have been a metal fan for as long as i can remember listening to the good old stuff. But recently I had become ill and was losing hope and wanted to just die. One night when i couldnt sleep because i was in too much pain i put on adult swim and saw a cartoon metal band summoning a lake troll. Somewhere from within me i was just screaming this shit is the best. From that time on i’ve been listening to your bands music and i have to say thank you dethklok and i hope that i can get healthy enough to see one of your upcoming concerts
~~~~Alex
I AM FAN, NOT A TRENDY OVER WEIGHT GOON THAT LIVES WITH MOM. I’VE BEEN A DEATH METAL FAN SINCE 1986, TAPE TRADED AND WROTE SNAIL MAIL WITH IMPETIGO,A.C., BLOODFART AND THE MEAT SHITS WHEN THAT WAS THE ONLY WAY.I’M 37, TALL ,THIN, AND FIT. NOW THAT I’VE GOT SOME BLOOD IN YOUR DICKS, I HAVE A QUESTION. IS THE NEW TOUR REALLY WORTH 30$ EVEN IF YOU SAY YES SADLY I WON’T BE ABLE TO AFFORD THAT. I’LL BUY THE CD AND NEXT SEASON. TRUE METAL HEADS HAVE A TENDENCY TO BE SOME WHAT POOR DON’T FORGET THAT OR THE THE ONLY FANS YOU’LL HAVE WON’T BE WORTH HAVING.
Matt
Thank you so much Dethklok for featuring me on your front page! I am a longtime fan and HUGE metal enthusiast and I hope to one day rock shows just like you guys do! I was there at your Los Angeles show when you played with Chimera and Soilent Green and I loved it! Thank you again and if you need anything else from me, please contact me at the email I’ve provided! My friends and the children I work with will be so pleased that their teacher is featured online! Metal horns to you guys!
Benard – Klokateer
We need more DETHKLOK….new episodes, new people, more music and especially more DEATH!!!!!…..
This show was my lifes purpose…..
You set a GREAT cliffhanger with the creepy pope announcing the beginning of the "METALOCALYPSE", and now fans everywhere are demanding more, so give it to us,,NOW!!!
Here’s a suggestion: Have DETHKLOK visit politicians, hippies,….even babysitting would be great, just give the public what they want (morbid deaths, decapitations, and hilarity)
Konathan
DETHKLOK… I can’t believes yous guys are this goods… its insanes … lol buts umm…. I saws yous guys a lots cause your shows is mys favorite shows so brutal, vilonts ands Yous gots the bests shoes with metals moosic… I asks from you… I’ves seens the cartoons of yous. but cans yous sends mes a pictures of yous … the reals bands thingy. as a groups…
I wants to sees what yous guys look likes in reals life …
I am 14 years olds… I want to be as good as you guys lol… Im trying… And i tryed being Toki and that blond guy i cant spell his name… and i want long hair like you guys but im still in catholic school so yeh… well I ask you just to send me a pic of you gus in real life like when the beatles crossed abby road… something like that… and maybe make a song using my name … that would be a sick show if you played a concerts by abbyroad and you rocked your ass of that a riot formed and there was a mental hospital right there and the swat team came and the mental people some how escaped and there was riots with those physco mental people eating the humans and beating them and sawt throw granades and the army got involved so they move dethklok top the moon and like begin as the first metal band on mars and they play for like these aliens things…
thnx
Jimmy
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