The Band
The Band
Very little is known about the band’s history. When the series began, they were already extremely popular, so the band’s actual rise to fame is never explored. It is never explained how they met, when the band formed, or how many albums they have made.
Nathan Explosion
Nathan Explosion, Born in Florida to Oscar and Rose Explosion, Nathan Explosion is the lead singer and the lyrical visionary of Dethklok. He didn’t learn to speak until he was almost five years old. In high school, the only things he was good at were frog dissection and football, so he eventually dropped out and never earned his diploma.
Due to excessive drinking habits, such as ordering one hundred beers (no more, no less) at a time, Nathan has to undergo repeated liver replacement surgery and has been known to vomit blood when he has not received the proper medical attention. Whenever called upon to speak publicly for more than a few brief sentences, Nathan quickly degenerates into incoherence and becomes frustrated.
He often describes things in terms of whether or not they are "brutal" or "metal", and strangely enough, Nathan shares the same psychological profile as former Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin. However, Nathan has proven that he isn’t completely devoid of common sense on some occasions. In "Skwisklok", when Toki’s tooth falls out, Nathan explains that it’s because Toki was eating too much candy. In "Bluesklok", Nathan and his bandmates showed exemplary negotiating skills, successfully receiving fame in the genre of Blues music from the devil for only a $5 Hot Topic gift card (reference to Crossroads, a movie that features virtuoso shredder Steve Vai).
Nathan always carries a digital recording device, in which he notes any interesting song material he may run across (usually limited to murder or similar acts of brutality). He has exacting standards, and will delete entire finished Dethklok albums if they do not ultimately meet his approval. He also hates wearing watches, and sometimes will buy large amounts of watches just to destroy them. Nathan has his own brand of barbecue sauce known as "Explosion Sauce", a mustardy North Carolina blend with a hint of cilantro which he is known to drink.
William Murderface
William Murderface plays the bass guitar. He was raised by his grandparents Thunderbolt and Stella Murderface after he lost his mother and father in a grim chainsaw murder/suicide, carried out by his father when William was just an infant. People usually refer to him as just "Murderface" except for his grandparents and people who formally address him. He has a tattoo on his stomach which states "Pobody’s Nerfect" and "This Mess Is A Place."
Murderface has a habit of urinating or referring to urination, and even has a side project band called "Planet Piss". He is usually seen carrying a knife, which he uses to eat, mutilate, destroy, and do other things. He is capable of playing an electric bass guitar with his penis and is famous for playing his solos with it. According to Pickles, he likes to collect "morbid crap" (such as torture devices and Civil War memorabilia). Murderface endorses a brand of doorknobs known as "Murderknobs."
While in high school, Murderface’s principal allowed him to play bass, drink, and smoke dope to earn his high school degree after Murderface threatened to cut his eyes out. He regularly throws tantrums when he doesn’t get his way, which has resulted in several destroyed bass guitars. He owns a custom made dungeon/torture chamber and supposedly spends most of his time there when not with the band. Murderface thinks he is a great speller but demonstrated his lack of skills in his preparation and appearance on "Celebrity Spelling Bee" (for example, by saying "confusion" is spelled "k-u-n fusion"). After a near death experience (while a drunken passenger on the Murdercycle he collided with a lamp post and then tumbled onto the highway and was struck by a passing car), Murderface sought faith in such churches as the Church of Satan and the Church of the Atheists. Eventually he decided that all religions were the same ‘crap’. He is also, somehow, a notary public.
Pickles the Drummer
Pickles the Drummer plays the drums and was raised in Tomahawk, Wisconsin. He is Irish-American. He speaks with a distinct Wisconsin accent and bears a strong hatred for his older brother, Seth, whom his parents Calvert and Molly always brag about despite his being an ex-con and living above his parents’ garage, among other failings. He is the only member of Dethklok whose last name is unknown; in the episode "Skwisklok," it is hinted that he himself doesn’t even know his last name, as he introduces himself as "Pickles the Drummer," although this could simply be a pseudonym.
Pickles has an endorsement deal for nickels with the United States Treasury; his nickels are called "Pickles Nickels."
Pickles joined Dethklok after singing and playing lead guitar in the L.A. rock band Snakes ‘n Barrels. He claims to be immune to the negative effects of drugs because he "grew up smoking government weed every day" due to suffering from "kiddie glaucoma."
Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Skwisgaar Skwigelf is the lead guitarist of the band and also the fastest guitarist alive, as well as the tallest guitarist alive. Despite being the fastest guitarist alive, he can’t read music and blames his "music dyslexia" for this. He plays a white on black Gibson Explorer. Skwisgaar has become such a fast guitarist that it has become physically impossible for him to play slowly anymore. Throughout the show, he is seen practicing constantly; this and his possible ambidexterity can account for some of his talent. He seems to dislike the Danish (Denmark and Sweden have a "rivalry" of sorts, each country making fun of the other) even though he often confuses them with the Dutch. He is also severely allergic to cilantro, which is made apparent when he tastes barbecue sauce with cilantro in it before a show and almost immediately goes into anaphylaxis (specifically, his face and hands swelled dramatically).
Skwisgaar is from Sweden, and he consequently possesses a strong Swedish accent, putting "s"’s at the end of many words he says, and conversely dropping "s"’s from some words that require them, such as "copies" and "Pickles." Skwisgaar was raised by his mother Serveta Skwigelf, Miss Sweden of 1956. Skwisgaar’s frustration at his mother’s sexual promiscuity is expressed through extremely fast guitar fingering and his own personal sexual exploits. Similarly, he appears to be the most sexually active member of the band and often brags about his many conquests to Toki (going so far as to make the claim of having sex with at least 500 women the last time he was in Finland), who seems to resent it. Skwisgaar also seems to hold little importance on the physical appearance of sexual partners, as he has been seen propositioning an elderly grandmother for sex as well as sleeping with a very obese woman.
Skwisgaar has been in a large number of bands prior to joining Dethklok, including Agnostic Priest, Gangagar Eldeleel-Alele, Gognog Mug Alugdug, Fuckface Academy, Sausage Assassin, Financially Raped, and Smugly Dismissed to name a few. Other than that, he claims to have been in "pretty much every band, ever." Skwisgaar also refers to things he hates as dildos. One episode shows his hands being insured for ten billion dollars, one billion for each finger.
Toki Wartooth
Toki Wartooth is the rhythm guitarist and the second fastest guitarist alive, though he too can’t read music. Similarly to Skwisgaar, Toki can physically no longer play the guitar slowly due to the speed at which he is able to play. He plays a white on black Gibson Flying-V guitar. He hails from an abandoned village near Lillehammer, Norway, the product of a seemingly unholy union between Anja and the Reverend Aslaug Wartooth. Both of his parents dress in a very old world style (like the Amish), vaguely recalling the painting American Gothic. During the episode in which Toki’s parents visit, Toki does not move or say anything. Toki does, however, have pictures of them hung in his room. The Council priest mentions seeing "father killing son in the most brutal manner" when told of Toki’s parents.
Toki’s personality tends to be more child-like, innocent, and good-natured than the rest of the band, though he does appear to be chronically depressed. This innocence results in his having naÄ«ve beliefs (such as the idea that adult teeth will grow back because baby teeth do) and occasionally having whimsical fantasies (such as singing a Beatles-esque song under the sea with "underwater friends"), but he manages to fit in with the band regardless. Additionally, Toki is often the subject of cruel jokes and verbal abuse from his bandmates, but does not seem to mind. Toki and Skwisgaar have a somewhat brotherly relationship, with Toki sometimes being intimidated by the exploits of the more experienced Skwisgaar. Like Skwisgaar, he is stereotypically Scandinavian with light hair and eyes and a tendency to slur his words.
Aside from playing guitar, he spends much of his free time building scale models. Toki is the only member to not have been in a band before Dethklok. He has an endorsement deal with "Willard Wonky Candy-Hand Candy"-brand candies, who ship him vast amounts of free candy as part of his payment. Because of this, he develops a very extreme case of diabetes which causes him to slip in and out of comas (at least for the length of the episode). Toki also seems to have an endorsement deal for a "Metal"-brand cereal on the first episode, as there is a cereal box in his shopping cart with his face on it. This is not surprising, given that he is the least "brutal" and most innocent of the members of Dethklok. However, he did ask a priest from the Church of Satan for revenge on Rachael Ray from the Food Network for unspecified reasons, and was passively responsible for the death of the lead singer of the Christian rock band Prayer Bolt. He is also the most physically fit (in "Bluesklok" it is revealed that he is toned and muscular, unlike the rest of Dethklok, who range from skinny [Skwisgaar, Pickles] to overweight [Nathan Explosion, Murderface]) and most secure member of the band. Unlike the rest of Dethklok, Toki tans instead of becoming sunburned.
Toki seems to make statements or be placed in situations with homoerotic subtext through his misunderstanding of English. An example is mistaking the term "blowjob" to mean "nosebleed" and proudly announced "I can gives myself a real cool blowjob!" as well uttering the phrase "I love sausage festival!" during Murderface’s birthday party, although he means a festival of various kinds of meat. Also, in "Murdering Outside the Box" Toki purchases a vibrating strap-on, thinking it was a codpiece.
Dethklok’s Manager
Charles Foster Ofdensen, Dethklok’s manager
Charles Foster Ofdensen is Dethklok’s manager, legal counsel, and CFO (although his name was never stated through the first 19 episodes of the series, it is mentioned on the band’s pain waiver and is confirmed in "The Metalocalypse Has Begun"). He acts as the voice of reason against Dethklok’s constant disregard of law and logic; Nathan Explosion even describes one of his jobs as talking the band out of the terrible ideas they come up with while drunk. The band (or Skwisgaar at least) considers him to be their "butler". Ofdensen’s first appearance was in "Dethwater", where he talks to the band through a video monitor. He acts as manager, lawyer, and advisor to Dethklok, protecting the band against everything from slowing record sales to themselves. In "The Metalocalypse Has Begun", he refers to Toki and Skwisgaar as his "bread and butter," indicating his protection of the band is at least as much for his own sake as theirs. He is one of the few individuals seen to interact with Dethklok for any significant length of time and evade subsequent mutilation or death. He appears to live in Mordhaus with the band, as he is seen wearing a bathrobe while lecturing Toki in the middle of the night with the rest of the band.
Ofdensen reacts with general apathy to the mayhem caused by Dethklok, his only concern seemingly being the legal or financial ramifications of their actions. Similarly, he shows little more than slight annoyance when the band insults him in one way or another. Despite his job description, Ofdensen usually supports Dethklok’s violence when it doesn’t happen in public view, when it solves their problems, or if the band is legally exempt from responsibility (like at their concerts). He has no problems leading two blackmail-threatening Dethklok fans to their deaths in "Mordland", even producing a half-grin while ordering their execution, and later allows the band to blame their rampant embezzlement from their own company on a recently-killed employee. In the episode "Dethklown", he also has Dr. Rockso beaten without any prompting by the band and later threatens him. General Crozier even warns Dr. Rockso that Ofdensen is especially dangerous. In "The Metalocalypse Has Begun", this is seen to be true; he displays exceptional skill in close-quarters combat, single-handedly disarming and almost killing 216’s brother, despite the latter being much more physically imposing and presumably well trained. Ofdensen broke the man’s arm, stabbed him with his own knife while he was still holding it (using the broken arm), and kicked him into freezing waters. Ofdensen only sustained a shallow cut and a couple of hits himself. Ofdensen also set an army of Dethklok’s roadies upon the military forces sent by Crozier.
Ofdensen’s knowledge of the conspiracies surrounding Dethklok is unknown. His office has a safe containing classified information, presumably regarding the band’s activities; however, the contents of the safe are never seen. He also seems to have some sort of grasp of the Tribunal’s activities, both catching Dr. Rockso as a spy and sitting back to "see where he goes" when Rockso returns to General Crozier. He also used high-tech surveillance to monitor the band’s safety during their ill-fated performance of Dethwater in the first season finale, and had an elaborate escape and counterstrike prepared when military forces attacked Dethklok.
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This band rocks!
Most BRUTAL band EVER!
I haven’t used the word “brutal” so much since watching Dethklok! They kick so much more ass than real bands nowadays. Dethklok RULES!
Honestly, they are better than most metal bands, due to this coincidence I say that the creators of the show should actually come out with a Dethklok cd. Hell, Id buy and so would thousands of Metalocalypse watchers. Pickles Dee-Dee-doodle-DEE
All Hail The Almighty Dethklok!!!!!!!
METAL.
omfg i am listening to fin dethklok in my class and everyone is looking at me *looks around at staring eyes*
damn ppl DETHKLOK RULEZ
your absolutly right! Brendon, if your reading this, PLEASE REALEASE A DETHKLOK CD!!!!
dethklok rulz!~!~!~!
let the metalocalypse begin!
Dude, you guys fucking Rock! Major Hardcore killer Death metal and Im a huge fan of you guys. It sure would be nice if i could actually see you in concert haha. That would be wicked
I want these tats!!! “Pobody’s Nerfect†and “This Mess Is A Place.†Dethklok + Murderface > ALL; ( + )( + )
ever since i even saw ur first comercial my life changed in a good way U GUYS RULE
DETHKLOK is the savior of television, it’s about time a metal rock band had a show. DETHKLOK is without a doubt the best thing to happen to metal since Iron freekin Maiden.
MURDERFACE RULEZ end o’ story
Please make an album, i’d so buy it.
Release some more episodes too that’d be awsome
Its really cool to see a “Spinal Tap” for a new generation. the show is one of the best i have seen in years, and the music is amazing. i agree a CD would totaly sell. Stay Brutal!!!
Man…i’m a HARDCORE rap lover who wrote off Metalocalypse as a POS that adult swim was using as a space keeper till the boondocks came back. but after a couple of episodes…i have almost ALL of dethklok’s songs on my mp3 player. My g/f finds this scary as now i find myself sampling different types of metal [ofcourse with dethklok being my fav]
Brendon Small, you have redeemed yourself from the curse of “Home Movies” may the metal god shine down apon you and my you shred for eternity.
Brutally,
SamuraiX
P.S: My day job is call center assistance at samsung, i took my last call for today, Monday 5th of Feb 2007 4:36 Pm central time, doing my BEST bill murderface impression…needless to say all my friends were in stiches and i find myself reading an e-mail from I.A[internal affairs] regaurding my conduct.
Brutal.
Dethklok has become a very interesting part of my day-to-day life. I was already a metal head before the show came out and I remember thinking to myself “God I hope this show doesn’t suck.” Needless to say I wasn’t disappointed. While I dont have evry song ever played on the show, I do have a few. Oh and SamuraiX…That is FUCKING awesome!
DethKlok rules!
Deth threat sucks(fucking rapper idiot.)
anyway that band is fucking evil! it is pure satanic.
DEATHKLOK FUCKIN RULES GO TO http://WWW.julianprosk8r@YAHOO.COM AND SEND ME A MUSIC VIDEO ON THE SONG THUNDERHORES&COFFIE$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Anybody know who actually does the music for Deathklok??
William murderface rocks!!!! but i scream like Nathan Explosion so i can’t decide, message me and tell me who u think is better.
Toki Wartooth all the way! Anybody that can grow up with parents like that is alright in my book. ((Followed closely by Pickles and Skwisgaar *tied but in that order*))
I think Brendon Small does ALLLLL the music….could be wrong tho.
SMX
yes Brendon does all the music he a graduate of like MIT or something and an awesome musician and comedian!
actually Brandon went to berkley school of music not MIT my bad
correction on guitars…Toki plays a black gibson “flying v” with a white pick guard and Swisgaar plays a black gibson “explorer” (the model made famous by James Hatfield) with white pick guard above it said they both play flying v’s and that Toki’s was white with back.
I would definitely buy a Dethklok cd, brutal.
I would definitely buy a Dethklok cd, brutal. This band is better than most real bands out there, no shit!
hey guys, anyone know who the real guitarists for Dethklok are?
Dethklok rocks ill suck their dicks
MURDERFACE!!! Dethklok is the best band ever, btw, I think Brendon Small does most of the guitar and stuff, and someone else w/ him. and idk, but i heard there will be a Dethklok full CD this summer, AND a new season!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys r the best band ive ever fucking heard your awesome but your guitar hero 2 song is hell of hard
u guys rule!!!!!!!!
there blacker than the blackest black times infiniti!!!
Dethklok rules!!!!
….I like pickles.
Dethklok frikin rocks, I don’t know anybody who doesnt like them. There is something about Nathan Explosions “voice” that makes me feel like a frikin demon, though i already am. If any of you wish to speak more with me add me on myspace my last name is spelled Deabenderfer, We can speak about whatever you wish, im not tryin to date
DAMN!!!! Dethklok is the S-H-I-T!! Anyone who don’t like Dethklok should just EAT SHIT AND FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!
Dethklok=the best brutal metal band!!!Nathan Explotion is metal and brutal!!!
Im band GUTSHIT has done a Dethklok cover (well 2 covers) cause they rule.
“Hay fuckface..give me 4 numder 5’s)
THUNDERHORSE!!!!!
Dude dethklok rules, totally fuckin awesome, Shut those posers out.
Rock Hard, Die Hard, its all the same, just keep in mind…
YOU FUCKIN ROCK!!!!
Aiden~
bawlz
The manager’s name is Charles Foster Ofdensen
Nice bios
I’m The #1 Boricua Fan
i dont care Toki is the greatest one of them all
Yay popsicles!
Finally they make a cartoon about metalheads…I’ve been waiting.
yeah whats with that nobody ever made a metal show before thats brutal and they wander why metal heads always look pissed off
the fucking deth album is sold out in every store in arkansas! dethklok rules!
does anybody know who plays the dethklok music? i would kill a granny to meat them!
dethklok is the greatest band ever, i just recentluy bought the season 1 DVD and its been the only thing on my tv for the past 2 weeks. i have to say this is the greatest show ever. I also have one final thing to say….CLEAN UP AISLE 6, ROTTEN BODY LANDSLIDE!
This show is very good. It is actually spelled Berklee school of music and it is also where many other famous guitarists went, including John Petrucci of Dream Theatre. The creator is a very good musician. I like that the songs are good and don’t make it crappy just because it is comedy.
DETHKLOK rulz yay! I DO COCAINE
“you dont know snakes from dildos…” is my favorite line in the whole fu*%in series man, YEAH!
MURDERFACE ROCKS OUT WITH HIS COCK OUT!
Dethklok kicks fukin ass! I WOULD CUT MY DICK OFF & SEWW IT 2 MA MOUTH JUST 2 MEET THEM IN PERSON & to go to therrr concerts!!11!!!!! DETHKLOK IS METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is getting nice and heavy Hail the allmighty Dethklok kill Rachel Ray z-]
Murderface!!!!!!!!!!!! RULEZZZZ!!!! DETHKLOK RULEZZZ!!!!
Ok, im confused. obviosly these r not real ppl. (unless they got plastic surgery to look like animations). So, who is the actual band? The music has to come from somewhere. I’ve heard two different things from someone and I wondered if either, or niether of them is true.
1. The singing, guitar, drums, etc. is all computer generated and sounds like real music.
2. One guy does every instrument and the singing and then string em together with teknology.
Dethklok is the most Brutal Band on the entire planet Earth and I’m literally obssesed with your music
I constantly listen to your music at home, school, everywhere
I promote your music to many people I know
and I am recruiting in more brainless mutants to the Dethklok Army
Metalocalypse is such an awsome show. Brendon Small one of the creators does the guitar, bass, and vocals. That is serious talent!
Doesn’t it sound like Nathan Explosion is singing, “Do you need some ketchup?” in the open theme song, before he introduces the band members?
I was at a show, and some guy cut off two of my fingers, and threw them on stage, and Murderface smoked them! MURDERFACE!!
i freaking love this show.
i just recently got into it, my first time watching within 3 minutes i was hooked.
I love the Snakes n’ Barrels episode
“Im a chicken im, im a chicken!”
NATHAN EXPLOSION KICKS ASS
This Band is Brutal.The most awsome thing my friends and I have seen.Its really a The darkest thing in life.Like My Death wouldnt be as brutal and Metal as Dethklok.
Hey Duders
Dethklok is comin’ to Orlando
Does anyone know how they hell that shits gonna work out?
I don’t want to pay to go see a big ass screen with a cartoon on it.
Some Fucking Help Me Out here.
Are there gonna REAl people playing there?
or is it going to be like the TV show?
[Which by the way is fuckin' awesome!]
I just got hooked on ‘em recently
I thought it was lame before
then I watched the Troll episode and I love it!
Bad -Assed Fuckers!
Drop me a answer at http://www.myspace.com/deanoholic
Thanks Duders
BRUTAL.. hella brutal
DETHKLOK IS SO DELICIOUSLY BRUTAL!!!!!!!! I love the show and the music so fucking awesome!!
Dethklok live followed by iron maiden?! WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
tHIS IS ONE HELLAGOOD REASON TO BE IN MONTREAL THIS SUMMER!
I love Pickles cause hes cool and stuff
jerome thats what i’ve been wondering since the first time i heard them.the guitars definitely have alot of iron maiden sound.when we gonna find out if its so?
Indeed this is the most ultimate blacker than the blackest black band…. times infinity….in the world,
even Chuck Norris approves without him there won’t be dethklok…Period.
The band is so real, ill be in the orlando show and the http://www.heavymtl.com/en/bands/21-Dethklok show , check it out… I am buying my tickets NOW…
Dethklok is awesome!
Second Step would totally team up whit dethklok for a tour if dethklok wished so!
check us out:
http://www.myspace.com/secondstepofficial
INDONESIA HEARS YOU!!!!
YOU ROCK!!
YOU METAL!!!
YOU F**** BEAST!!!
DIe die die
Brutal! I can only say, that I’d sign a pain waver to see you guys live on concert….a girl can dream..
indo suck my indo
okay you forgot to mention that although Nathan has a hard time speaking remember in “Dethkids” he signs a contract to record the complete works of william shakes…and if you listen carefully he never messes up.
Just saw them at a sold out show in Portland and it was awesome, although a little short. There were supposed to be three bands Dethklok, Chimaira, and Soilent Green, but apparently Soilent Green weren’t there, so I missed Chimaira entirely and was there about 20 minutes before Dethklok went on stage. The band is Brendan and three other guys. I couldn’t make out the names as he said them at the end. A huge screen behind them shows cartoons throughout nearly the whole show. The band itself does not interact with the crowd, just the screen stuff, until the very end. Very Funny stuff between songs on screen. The music sounded great. Only an hour onstage for the band though. Played all or almost all the album as well as the coffee ad. At then end Brendan introduced the band and then conversed as Nathan in front of the Dethklok logo for the final encore.
I like Dethklok because I can actually understand their lyrics, and because they have very good songs.
ummmm…
in the skwisgaar description, it says “Toki (left) and Skwisgaar (right)Skwisgaar Skwigelf is the lead guitarist of the band and also the fastest guitarist alive, as well as the tallest guitarist alive.” This doesnt make sence because there are two pictures of skwisgaar.
jst thought id point that out
I hate the fact that this great show will never make its way to german television… You americn guys are so lucky. I can´t even watch the DVD.
But no matter what:
Dethklok rulez!!! I love this band!
Toki is my favourite! He lightens the mood! It’d be cooler if the actual people that played in the band sort of looked like the fictional members of Dethklok, but hey, it’s the music that matters.
this band rocks i love their music
hails from finland.
skwisgaar and toki are my favs <3
dethklok fucking rules!
love you all ^__^
*kisses & hugs*
\m/
♥
you guys forgot to say that Toki can play keyboard.
Dethcarraldo was the best episode ever i need that fuckin song
Brendan u need 2 start writing tabs for dethkloks songs n stuff i play guitar n dethklok f***ing rokks
BRUTAL!
I love Dethklok.
My fav songs on Dethalbum would be better metal sanke, murmaider,hatredcopter, the lost vikings and Bloodrocuted.
I love Dethklok Im just mad that Im missed them when they came to michigan.
Stops copies me!
Behemoth is the greatest band ever, listened to Inflamed with Rage by them or any other song by them, tho Dethklok is my 2nd favorite band and my favorite show.
ohh my gawd. Dethklok is soooo METAL!!
i love emmm. Skwisgaar is my fave!!
biggest fan ever swisgar baest guitarist ever kick fucking ass dude
Murderface is Canadian. He has to be! I mean, he sure looks like your average metalhead from east-end Montreal, right down to the mullet. THINK ABOUT IT! Besides, Quebec is by far the most metal province in the Great White North: the home of Voivod and Kataklysm and Gorguts, to name a few. And Canada overall has given birth to some of the ugliest men in heavy rock, from Geddy Lee to Devin Townsend.
Murderface is a Canuck. I stand by my theory until proven otherwise.
everybody who says they should make a cd, THEY ALREADY HAVE!! and brendon small is the creator of the entire band. how the hell do ppl not kno tht?!?!
Dethklok does indeed pwn all metal bands before it. Deth-album actually gets on the billboard top 25, higher than any other deth-metal band ever, and they’re not even real. Is Dr. Rockso a badass now, or just relapsed?
I will now kill myself in the name of Dethklok.
Bleh!
Dethklok kiks so much fuckin ass! I think it’s fuckin awesome that its just 2 fuckin people! That just shows that their even more brutal! YA!! DETHKLOK RULES!!!
Come on people, I love the Dethklok series as much, or even more than the next guy. I must have watched the complete season one DVD at least 20 times from cover to cover, but serously people, its a god dam cartoon! Some of you people are getting a little faggy. Just like Dethklok states in there episodes. God, get a life! I sware, some of you people would like to become a cartoon. It’s nopt real people, it’s entertainment (although very good entertainment). Some of you people have to be geeks, there’s no question about it. Try to earn more than $6.00 bucks an hour, ok nerds. Peace.
dude i watched the season finale and i thought it was sad…hey does the band look anything like the cartoons? but anyways some weird crazy bitch kicked nathan in the nuts and that just made me want to slit her throat and watch the sap run out lol! but thank god toki busted her in the head with that vodka bottle or she would have killed em!! but i love dethklok with all my big black heart!!!
i would gladly pluck out my eyes bite my tongue off slice my dick off sow it in my rotted eye socket and fuck the decaying body of a obese old lady and after words nail myself to a wall upside down by my balls every day for a thousand years just to have seen the concert in Houston may the morbid god off all metal rain his unholy blackened thoughts upon you
wat the fuck!? thats kinda weird but if i had a dick i would do the same thing 2! lol…damn DETHKLOK ROOLZ!!! i wish i could see them in concert!
I’m thinking about changeing my name…Charles Ofdensen 4evar!!! plus hes hot as well
best season finale evar!
Dethklok fucking rulez!
I can’t belive what I was seeing!
This is the most metal cartoon ever….
It would be cool to have Slayer open up for them tho…
Dethklok is one of my favourite bands EVER and the best show I’ve ever seen so far. I’m a fan of metal music and never seen a show like this.
PLEASE never end.
DETHKLOK RULES!
dethklok is the shit!!!!!!
i didnt start watching it till a couple of weeks ago when my buddy showed me it and i will never watch anything else…. ever!!!!!!!
DETHKLOK RULZ!!!
This is the best show EVER!! & Toki is hotter than hell!!!
normally that panted dildo would piss me off bu i made friends with a ditinguish old gentalman sittng on two duffle-bags im free downstairs think about it
dethklok rulse kill me
do anything for dethklok
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do anything for dethklok
do anything for dethklok
do anything for dethklok
dethklok
dethklok
dethklok
dethklok
ill teach you who rocks
dethklok
dethklok
dethklok
skwissgaar taller than a tree
toki wartooth taller than a tree
william murderface
murderface
murderface
pickles the drummer doodly doo ding dong doodly doodly doo
nathan exploshon
i took the which dethklok charecter are you and i turned out to be william murderface yes im my fave. person
and thats my login name 4 a web sight dethklok_rules awsome
Id definatley buy an album as well!
i love the band, but saying the most brutal band ever? i know way more brutal bands than this. look up cattle decapitation, then youll know brutal.
I effing love this show. Skwisgaar’s hotter than hell
I love the show! The most brutal band ever! I can’t even come close to skwisgaar’s solos.
Mace turkey ain’t that bad tastes stingy.
Could you at least ask us, how where doing you know before you start with all this, robotic crap? Your like a robot, your like an emotionless robot.
it’s CALLED A GROCURIES STORE YOU DUCHBAGS! i,m about duchbags i got low blood sugar.
that is the most metal thing i ever heard in my whole life. high five.
toki ish so adorable^^
hes muh fave!
pickles sounds like sarah palin XD
Nathan is os bipolar && its funneh!
william murder face… well… murderface, murderface,murderface.
skwisgaar screws billion sluts todays. lol.
i wouldnt die over them but i think they rock
I DO COCANE!
Hey fatty ding dong wanna take a least of horsing around you daddy gotta rehers for charity concert do you know what a charity concert is? YOU GUYS GET THAT FAT LITTLE SON OF A BITCH!
oh HEY ATE MY F***ING SHOES YOU BASTERD HE ATE MY CIVAL WARS SHOES YOU CIVAL WAR YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH!
BRUTAL!!! REALLY F***ING BRUTAL BAND!
hell yea , U R BRUTAL , HELL YEA
i did a class project on dethklok/metalocalypse and everyone teased me
conformist bitches wouldnt know gudd music if it slapped them in the face
Hi! Brutal metal! Anyway, who Murderface’s character is based on? Geezer Butler?
It sounds like microchips
THE #1 VIRTUAL DEATH METAL BAND HAS EVER CREATED!
WAY,WAY,WAY BETTER THAN THE JONAS BROTHERS,STRONGER THAN THE NAKED BROTHERS BAND,BIGGER THAN ANY GROUP!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT TO YOU…….
DETHKLOK!!!!!!
Get Metalocalypse season 1 and season 2 on DVD now at your local stores near you.
Instead of High School Musical 1 through 3, It’s gonna be called DETH MUSICAL 1 through 5!
Disney bands #2
DETHKLOK #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DETHKLOK! IS! #1!
the band is great but peoples listen sokme finnish heavy bands like tarot, children of bodom, sonata arctica etc….merry fucking christmas to everybody and same to finnish hyvää VITUN joulua kaikille
por españa os teneis que pasar por ESPAÑA
Spain you have to go through ESPAÑA
pickles is the hottest lol
this is the best site for dethklok fans, ya, rock on
DETHKLOK WILL DESTROY WITH THE MOST BRUTAL CONCERT THEY WILL HAVE IS ON 12/12/12(Judgement Day)If They A Have a Look Into it When My Comment Is Read
Skwisgaar rules. I really loves his english. I knows, I sucks but I thinks that I haves fallen in love with hims
go die
I love Pickes. Dethklok fucking rules, but now I can’t help but laugh whenever I hear someone say “brutal”.
DR. ROCKSO IS BETTER
DR. ROCKSO IS THE BOMB
screw the wildcats of high school musical,the DETHKREATURES are way better than HSM’s wildcats!
DETHKLOK should perform live at OZZFEST in 2009 DETKLOK RULES!!!
I LOVE Ofdensen, Pickles and Nathan the most! But I REALLY want to see some Ofdensen merchandise! I cannot tell you how much of that crap I would buy.
Shits BRUTAL!
Simply BULLSHIT. FUCK YOU LOSERS. THIS BAND SUCKS DICK LIKE YOU LAMERS.
Dethklok fucking rules skwisgaar is my guitar idal die for Dethklok and is Dethklok Real or not
wow i agree with the one dude people take this shit way too seriously, like discussing which one is the hottest? disturbing…and that one chick who says she loves them…yeah thats great but no hearts and hugs and kisses allowed on a metal page, k? and as for Crazzy….your a fuckin loser for commenting on a metal page when you dont even like the shit, go to your usual backstreet boys crap and jerk off to your fav song, dont mess with metal heads, you wont get very far, fuckin ass-pirate.
DETHKLOK RULES!!!!!
dethklok es la banda mas brutal que e visto y eskuchado ala mierda los demas dethklok is brutal very brutal and brutaliti songs im from mexico and disgorge sock..! dethklok is totallyti brutal cartons jejeje
TOKI I FUCKING LOVE YA!!!! XD
dethklok is fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! every other band can kiss my ass i cant wait for season 3 and my best friend wants to marry nathan
toki and skwisgaar are so fuckin awesome! jonas brothers are the opposite of metal. thunderhorse is the best song ever